MOTHER’S DAY IS IN FOUR FUCKING DAYS!



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5 Comments

  1. gg allin Says:

    wow, welcome to the internet.

  2. Beef Says:

    If you didn’t grow up with a mother like this, than stuff like, “What’s this? Who’s crap is this?” probably isn’t that funny to you.

  3. ladonna Says:

    MARRRRGIIIIEEEEE. will you adopt me????

  4. bromance Says:

    what are you doing with your life? comedy? really?

  5. Applejacks Says:

    It’s like it’s 1996 and i’m back at home. love it

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July 3, 2009 12:00 pm


This person is going to chew you up and puke you out but you’re not a man until you’ve: had your heart broken, broken a heart, had the shit beaten out of you, and beaten the shit out of someone, so you might as well get this first part over with.

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July 3, 2009 4:31 am


Are the words “J.A.P.s in July” in any Broadway songs about how great New York is? They should be.

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