Comments on: MOVIE CHARACTER HETEROBONERS

By: poopsmear

poopsmear — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:16:26 +0000

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES ! this is what fun writing is all about!

By: quadruple x

quadruple x — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:45:28 +0000

Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces is the ultimate man, sorry. Working, blue collar stiff on the outside, genius artist on the inside, all wrapped up in a little crazy, fuck-all attitude.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:04:29 +0000

my father hurled baseballs top speed into the stomachs of the boys on the little league team he coached, usually half-drunk. those who didn’t cry weren’t humiliated further and called “fucking girls.” and those weren’t his worst days, not by far.

i win, doodlepuss.

By: boners at work

boners at work — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:05:31 +0000

I wanna see articles about terrorists and prostitutes and child soldiers and glue-sniffing Romanian tenyearolds and how fucked up life is in countries nobody’s ever heard of. This makes me yawn.

By: Vane$$a

Vane$$a — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:48:29 +0000

My dad made pins for hand grenades. Seriously.

By: blobbing

blobbing — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:56:00 +0000

So… Your dad was some sort of naval hero and your step-grandad was someone straight out of ‘The Right Stuff’ and yet despite these role-models what you’ve managed to accomplish in life is writing about Bill Murray in Ghostbusters on someone else’s blog. Well done! They must be proud!

I think you actually meant ‘waste of space’ instead of ’spoiled baby.’

By: stoops

stoops — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:45:28 +0000

@anonymous. good one, never heard that before. i wish my dunce cap hid my tears.

By: LemonSqueezy

LemonSqueezy — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:14:32 +0000

How is this any different than everything else that Gavin has posted over the years?

“Hey, do you have no personality? Are you easily influenced? Do you have difficulty separating fantasy from reality? If so, here are five movies you should fashion your life after!”

What can we talk about next? True Love? Unicorns? I can’t wait!

By: white power

white power — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:03:20 +0000

people always bring up that quote about Elvis and “shine my shoes”, etc. but they never put the quote into its proper context. Elvis was very young, probably 19, when he said that. It was also 1953 or 54 (possibly 56) long before the civil rights movement. and it was said early in his career while he was still in the very deep, and very racist, south (where they shot liberal jews and hanged uppity negroes). furthermore, he was being threatened and accused by the racist political majority and media of making “race music” and selling “jungle rhythms” to little white girls etc, etc. ELVIS WAS NOT A RACIST SO THE WORLD SHOULD STOP BRINGING IT UP. By the sixties and seventies Elvis had assembled a band that rivaled Sly and the Family Stone when it came to diversity. ask the black female back up singers of his band how they feel about Elvis.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:49:12 +0000

^^it means your moniker describes you accurately, stoops.