HEAVY METAL RESTAURANTS
Another Marilyn Manson pot-shot happened in the last season when they gave him a restaurant chain called Marilyn Monster’s Pizza Parlors. That was a funny idea because - how sad would it be to see some scary monster rocker guy pimping his shit out for a family restaurant chain? “Not very funny at all” indicated Alice Cooper when he invented Cooperstown, a heavy metal sports bar “Where Jocks and Rock Meet.” This slightly macabre Hard Rock Café does not force their employees to wear “the blood diaper” as Monster’s Pizza Parlors did but they do have to sit back and hear Cooper read out chapters from “Golf Monster: A Rock ‘n’ Roller’s 12 Steps to Becoming a Golf Addict.” (I know, reality’s starting to make Mr. Show look like a total pussy).
Update: We just found out that the staff of Cooperstown has to wear heavy metal make-up. Just like at the Pizza Parlor!
Mr. Show: 2 Reality: 5

(part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, letter)

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