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MR. SHOW SKITS THAT BECAME REALITY PART: 5

HEAVY METAL RESTAURANTS
Another Marilyn Manson pot-shot happened in the last season when they gave him a restaurant chain called Marilyn Monster’s Pizza Parlors. That was a funny idea because – how sad would it be to see some scary monster rocker guy pimping his shit out for a family restaurant chain? “Not very funny at all” indicated Alice Cooper when he invented Cooperstown, a heavy metal sports bar “Where Jocks and Rock Meet.” This slightly macabre Hard Rock Café does not force their employees to wear “the blood diaper” as Monster’s Pizza Parlors did but they do have to sit back and hear Cooper read out chapters from “Golf Monster: A Rock ‘n’ Roller’s 12 Steps to Becoming a Golf Addict.” (I know, reality’s starting to make Mr. Show look like a total pussy).
Update: We just found out that the staff of Cooperstown has to wear heavy metal make-up. Just like at the Pizza Parlor!
Mr. Show: 2 Reality: 5

(part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, letter)

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3 Comments

jack Says:

baseball furies!

02.03.08 at 9:24 pm
nick Says:

Kuma’s in Chicago serves 3 things, burgers, beer, and metal. Order the slayer burger, “served with a side of anger”

02.07.08 at 12:04 pm
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02.07.08 at 1:22 pm

STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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