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(Run Ronnie Ron pretends gun fishing exists before it blows up in Vermont)

FISHING WITH GUNS
No matter how absurd the premise is for a skit, God will say, “I’ll take that ridiculous idea and raise you one.” In “Run Ronnie Run” (a movie written by Bob and David but then hijacked by a douche named Troy), a TV in the background plays a show called “Fishin With Guns.” The movie was packed with ridiculous shit in the background so nerds who wanted to watch it 80 times would always find new nooks and crannies to laugh at. Problem is fishing with guns is now common. As “The New York Times” pointed out two years after “Run Ronnie Run” came out, “Fish shooting is a sport in Vermont, and every spring, hunters break out their artillery — high-caliber pistols, shotguns, even AK-47’s — and head to the marshes to exercise their right to bear arms against fish.”
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