Apparently I’ve been sitting at this desk too long because my fucking asshole KILLS. It feels like I’m dating an NFL player with a penchant for lubeless butt pounding and going for a #2 is about the worst punishment I can imagine. You know the dread you feel when you have a sore rib and you feel a cough or a sneeze coming? That’s how I feel about Freeing Mumia. So I don’t.
I used to laugh about these things. They were for old fat men who ate too many donuts and beat off to pictures of Daisy Fuentes. Well, I ain’t laughing no more. From now on, if someone tells me they have roids I am going to put my arm around them, look them in the eyes and say, “I know what you’re going through, brother.”
To all other roid suffererers out there: I am sorry I made light of this incredibly serious situation. And to the Fonz: You might think “Sit on it” is a clean way to say, “Fuck off” but to some people, it is the cruelest phrase you could possibly dream up.
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Donna is a woman’s name, but those are MALE hands.
If this had been posted by a woman you would now be my all time hero;
Instead “donna,” I will never read another post by you.
Feel better bro.
11.25.08 at 11:23 am
DO NOT WANT
11.25.08 at 11:24 am
I can’t believe I’m more self conscious about my nails than I am about the huge roid I have on my ass. But yes, that is me. Macro lens + timer.
11.25.08 at 11:29 am
why couldn’t this have been a pic of Charity’s hemorrhoid??
explain, please.
11.25.08 at 11:41 am
Are you a girl? Seriously, what about your hands?
11.25.08 at 11:42 am
Oh my!
11.25.08 at 12:07 pm
fuck.
11.25.08 at 12:10 pm
as an old fat man who eats too many donuts and beats off to pictures of Daisy Fuentes (and has hemorrhoids), I’d like to say HA HA HA you deserve it you fucking judgemental asshole!
p.s. you certainly don’t have to worry about any old fat men beating off to pictures of you or your gross dude hands.
11.25.08 at 12:10 pm
Overshare. Fail
11.25.08 at 12:14 pm
man hands + asspubes = dude.
11.25.08 at 12:46 pm
Italo disco. this is why I go far east baby
11.25.08 at 12:49 pm
hehehe it’s lookin’ back, your butt is looking right at me!!!
11.25.08 at 2:01 pm
so fucking gross..
11.25.08 at 2:42 pm
You never forget your first hemorrhoid.
11.25.08 at 3:14 pm
If that was a dudes asshole it would be a lot more hairy.
11.25.08 at 3:31 pm
It almost looks like the eyeball of a small freshwater fish.
11.25.08 at 3:35 pm
Try getting some saddle sores sometime. They feel AWESOME.
11.25.08 at 3:52 pm
lol @ Fredo, I agree
11.25.08 at 5:07 pm
i, too, had one some years ago. horrid. never again.
11.25.08 at 5:24 pm
asshole clit
11.25.08 at 6:42 pm
HEMORROIDS ARE FOR HIPSTERS
I WANT ONE
11.25.08 at 7:29 pm
I hate to break it to you, but that’s not a hemorrhoid. That’s the Mongolian Monkey Herpes.
11.25.08 at 7:33 pm
aw, gawd, get more water and fiber. and a wax. and a manicure. and some class.
11.25.08 at 7:53 pm
that certainly is a clean asshole
11.25.08 at 9:05 pm
So what would happen if you poked it with a needle? You should try that, then film it and post it. Thanks.
11.25.08 at 10:19 pm
Let’s give that dude hemmroidz and have him do pushups!
11.25.08 at 10:32 pm
please run for public office so this can come back to haunt you
11.25.08 at 11:59 pm
If I had woken up this morning and someone told me that I’d see me a white girl asshole with a hemmorhoid today, I would’ve call them a fool ass fool. Trip me out.
11.26.08 at 12:31 am
Hmmm…Very interesting how a person can show nothing whilst showing everything.
11.26.08 at 12:38 am
can we put a face to the asshole?
11.26.08 at 3:51 pm
….KEEP THAT PENNY LEMON FRESH!!!!!
11.26.08 at 6:58 pm
yeah i think you should poke it.
11.26.08 at 11:02 pm
Ugh!
Shave/Veet™/wax!
You have a manhole!
03.05.09 at 10:28 am