To mix metaphors in a wholly unsavory way, male Nazis who suck cock get the short end of the stick from both ends. The Nazis hate them coz they’re fags, and the fags hate them coz they’re Nazis. They are one of our nation’s most maligned, misunderstood, and neglected special-interest groups. But being a man of rare compassion and insight who effortlessly transcends dualities even before I have my morning coffee, I’d like to make a “shout out” to all the gay Nazis out there. Holla, Nazi fags! This song’s for you.
(sung to the tune of “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy” by The Ohio Express)
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got cum in my tummy
I’ve been blowin’ Nazis all night long
I’m German and I’m smelly
And I’ve got sperm in my belly
Gonna sing that Nazi faggot song
Kinda like Hitler
or Mussolini
or that other fascist dude
Suckin’ the boners
of right-wing loners
Fascists put me in the moo-oo-oo-ood
Dummkopfs gettin’ dumber, stormtroopers givin’ hummers
Anal sex among the master race
Bratwurst, Wiener Schnitzel
Blond hair and pink pistol
Gonna nut all on your Aryan face
Ooh, love to blow ya
Ooh, love to shtup ya
Achtung! I love it so
Mach schnell, start suckin’
Beer and buttfuckin’
You’re my brownshirted ho, whoa-oa-oa!
Nazis are meanies, but Nazis got weenies
And I’m gonna grab me some
I’m makin’ inspections of German erections
I’m makin’ der Führer cum!
No Jews in this club
Just goose-steps and backrubs
Rimjobs and cock rings, too
Ass lube and T-cells
Mein Kampf and butt smells
But we won’t blow no Jew-ew-ew-ewwwws!
[repeat first stanza]
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The guy on the Strength Thru Oi compilation was the head of Skrewdriver’s securtiy. He was also a gay man.
04.24.08 at 11:16 am
There’s nothing wrong with being a gay man. There’s nothing wrong with being a Nazi. Being a gay Nazi? DOUBLE times nothing wrong with it.
04.24.08 at 12:47 pm
Thats a great album, as is your song. I love the fact that Skrewdriver covered songs by Elton, Pete Townsend and Judas Priest all before the three forementioned came out of the closet. Ian Stewart must be bending over in his grave.
Nazi’s appeal to gays because the are FIERCE
04.24.08 at 4:35 pm
oh. my. god. did someone’s 12 year old retarded brother write this blog?
it seriously reads like something a retarded 12 year old kid would write. is that supposed to be the joke and i missed it?
04.25.08 at 12:41 pm
You’re right, JP—oops, I mean MSV. First red flag of retardation is when someone talks about “effortlessly transcending dualities.”
04.25.08 at 12:53 pm
>12 year old retarded brother Don’t talk about Goad like that.
04.25.08 at 1:28 pm
Ya know, Nick Crane was a roadie for the driver. Suggs was too. Suggs wrote a song about Ian Stuart called ‘bed and breakfast man.’ Ian was the king of the nazis for over a decade, yet he only kind of had a girlfriend once (nothing much became of it).
“I’ve heard he’s changed a lot since then
But some of his ways he just can’t mend”
“He didn’t have no shame
He was a master at his game
He never showed his hand
He was the bed and breakfast man”
Too much smoke. Clearly nazis don’t hate fags.
And fags don’t hate nazis either. Attila lukacs has dedicated his life to beautifully rendering racists. Nazis are just self-hating gays, and gays love them.
04.25.08 at 4:11 pm
screwdriver are amazing , ignorence at it’s best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12.20.09 at 9:44 am