Hey guys, not sure if you share this problem but I just had it treated and feel like a man again. If you’re 5″ and you want to go to 6, you needn’t read this but those of us with a REAL need for enlargement are presently jumping for joy. Thank God for this surgery.


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This entry was posted on 10.27.08 at 12:23 pm by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
22 Comments
  1. ha ha Says:

    I thought GG Allin was dead.


  2. so... Says:

    yeah but cartman is alive.


  3. i like this one Says:

    http://www.altermd.com/images/examples/buried14.jpg


  4. J. Max Says:

    http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n10/htdocs/lady-urologist-120.php


  5. lol@u Says:

    thanks, I always wondered if having a hidden penis was real. I guess it is. These men were obviously not meant to reproduce. God has a really cruel sense of humor to give them such big balls though.


  6. srsly Says:

    ‘and god created man in his very own image’

    not bloody likely, not unless he has his lopped off and is a post op tranny every day of Existence


  7. furla Says:

    yeah because you posted it as christi bradnox at first, and i thought it was strange. much more realistic now kyle. oh yeah you totally have the face of that kind of guy.


  8. Money_Bones Says:

    ever feeling conscious about size? read this post and breath a sigh of relief.


  9. grilbo Says:

    the leg gash is the most disturbing thing


  10. Samantha Says:

    wow, I am literally calling my boyfriend right now, and thanking my lucky stars that he has a huge dick. I’m just going to hold it tight and cry for those poor men


  11. Spanky McTony Says:

    all nut, amazing_


  12. idk Says:

    leg gash or god’s mistake of an off-center pussy?


  13. Tony Badassassino Says:

    I’m dying to know what heinous shit a guy has to do in this life to create the kind of karma that saddles him with a dick and balls combo like that in the next life. Fuck. I need to volunteer at a food bank or something.


  14. zounds Says:

    that is the only thing i have ever seen here that actually grossed me out


  15. balls and a clit Says:

    Wow, I feel like john holmes, it’s amazing! I am so grateful for my average sized penis!


  16. Taeil Says:

    Dude, does anyone remember Extreme Elvis? Now that dick…


  17. pat Says:

    darwin’s answer for morbid obesity


  18. What, What... Says:

    Why do all those dudes have to be fat fucks? Like if the world doesn’t hate them already for having all balls and no cock, they have to be fat pieces of shits as well.

    LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT ASSHOLES!!!!


  19. bbbbbbbbbb Says:

    i believe this is a minor circle of hell


  20. Anonymous Says:

    There is obviously a lot to know about this. I think you made some good points in Features also.


  21. Penis Growth Says:

    Try some natural ways. there always solution.


  22. josh Says:

    god damn and i thought asian dudes had small dicks. hope that motherfuckers good at eating pussy


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