Been documenting this Movie Watching World Championship and losing my fucking mind. So far six of the eight contestants have fallen asleep. Richard Simmons came by and didn’t want to talk about his old band and Young Frankenstein came by to watch Young Frankenstein.
A guy from Texas dropped out after he hallucinated a beagle climbing a plant and the other 5 were disqualified after their blinks lasted a bunch of seconds (they thought they just blinked – they didn’t, they fell asleep – it’s basically the same as fainting).
More pics and shit en route.
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Richard Simmons wasn’t in Kiss you idiot!
10.06.08 at 2:51 pm
gavin your fucking hilarious. kudos.
10.06.08 at 4:06 pm
I can see where he sees the resemblance. both have those curly jew fros
10.06.08 at 6:02 pm
haha Simmons
soo simple
yet effective
10.06.08 at 6:29 pm
simmons and the gav the new Power Couple
10.06.08 at 7:12 pm
That’s a lot of work for a lame joke.
10.06.08 at 9:06 pm
Where can I get a Gavin costume?
10.06.08 at 9:58 pm
Gavin costume: Fred Perry, jeans, Converse all stars and a mistachio on your upper lip. Oh, and a bad attitude. Easy!
10.06.08 at 10:09 pm
Gene Simmons seemed a little, I don’t know, gay?
10.06.08 at 10:32 pm
HIJACK:
go read blognigger today, crazy story about an ex- wall streeter selling his gay virginity online. he had the bids up to $22,000…WTF! Maybe it was Richard Simmons.
10.06.08 at 10:37 pm
blognigger is such sweet blog name. i always get really upset when i hear a cool name like that because i didn’t do something with it the first time i thought of it. it’s a lesson the good lord has tried to teach me time and time again…one day i’ll get this mashed banana out of these old ears of mine and…
10.07.08 at 4:53 am
thatv was funny
10.09.08 at 2:44 am
oh my god Gavin is hot. even if he is franch.
10.09.08 at 4:14 am
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