Our stepbrother Decon has a blog called Never Not Fresh with the worst fucking logo we’ve ever seen. We’ve tried to help them with our amazing cartoon skills but they keep resisting. Here’s how it’s gone…
NNF,
Dudes. First of all Never Not Fresh sounds too much like A-Ron’s thing Never Not Working and a helluva lot like our brilliant parody of the whole thing Always Never Busy. However, if you insist on that name can you please change that horrible logo? It looks like a nerd did it in Corel Draw. It’s a cartoon so have a fucking cartoonist draw it – doye. Here’s what you were going for but way better…
YOUR NEW LOGO
HOW IT SHOULD BE LAID OUT
Sincerely,
SBTVC
SBTVC,
No thanks.
NNF
NNF,
Are you fucking insane? That logo looks like clip art. We are not willing to accept that you don’t like our vastly improved version and are going to assume this is some kind of “You’re not the boss of me” thing. That makes you look about as professional as Scary Perry. Is this who you want to be?
Sincerely,
SBTVC
SBTVC,
That film looks funny.
NNF
NNF,
You haven’t fucking seen Windy City Heat? We’re jealous of you. We WISH we hadn’t seen it 100 times. It’s better than The Room.
SBTVC
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Fools, add some stray hairs on that shit, and PLAM!!
04.30.09 at 12:40 pm
I like the old one better. Yours looks like someone drew it with their feet!!!
04.30.09 at 12:53 pm
there is NO movie better than The Room.
04.30.09 at 12:55 pm
never not funny
04.30.09 at 1:08 pm
Must have gone to “Logos Galore”
04.30.09 at 1:11 pm
Theirs is better. You’re boning in on their style. At least they kind of do a little 3D in one or two spots on part of the corner letters.
Your own logo is slightly ass-shit. Inspired by Warhol’s Stones logo?
2 suggestions and I’ll never speak of it again:
1) add your big Scottish moustache on top
2) lip tattoo
3) have it chewing / busting through the background like the “Bones” ripper
PLAM!
04.30.09 at 1:25 pm
Jesus,
You’re both awful! I can back that shit up.
04.30.09 at 2:01 pm
KUDOS the Bones ripper idea.
That’s what Sheppard Farrey should have gone with for Barack’s logo.
04.30.09 at 2:57 pm
and his logo sucks. dude shoukd stick to not funney jokes, that somehow he makes hilarious…
04.30.09 at 3:24 pm
just because your logo sucks?
04.30.09 at 5:42 pm
More not funny please.
04.30.09 at 7:18 pm
Old logo blows.
04.30.09 at 11:26 pm
both those logos suck dick. Hit me up if you want a good one.
julian@designmob.net
designmob.net
05.01.09 at 3:25 am
P.S. that site is where I am the new Goatse
05.01.09 at 3:38 am
This sites pretty good, i am likin the fake Chinese space walk.
05.01.09 at 7:50 am
both those logos suck dick. Hit me up if you want a good one.
julian@designmob.net
Naw mate i think i’ll give that one a miss!
05.01.09 at 7:51 am
http://heathendeluxe.blogspot.com/
now thats a bad logo.
05.01.09 at 9:58 am
DZAMMM VEGAN, THOSE ARE WEAK, YOU WRECKED YOURSELF FOOL!!!
LAST TIME YOU EVER BUST OUT THAT LAME ASS WORK…
GO HOME KID.
05.01.09 at 10:37 am
Gavin screened Windy City Heat in my house years ago and I had Eugene Mirman do some comedy beforehand to warm up the crowd and we passed out popcorn and Red Vines. One of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen. If your friends haven’t seen it, hold a screening for them and serve movie snacks and beverages. Everyone wins.
Anyhow, carry on.
05.01.09 at 1:04 pm
And?
05.02.09 at 7:40 am