Can you imagine working at the DMV in Atlanta? “A-L” wait, then “E”? Okay, two “S”s? Shit, here YOU fill it out and put your name here and here, then hand it back to me.
In this new episode of A-l-e-x-y-s-s K Tylor’s “Vagina Power,” she discusses sexual relations with a handicapped man. It is obvious she is becoming all stimulated up in her inner womanly areas and is about to “jump his bownes” until he says “I like a pussy to look like the way it did when God brought it in to this world.” Um, ew. This brutal quote brings her libido back down to about 110 and she pauses a second before saying, “Do you have clippers?” Wow, some guys have all the luck.
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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I gotta say, I have never seen a woman more thoroughly and sincerely into sex. Such a personality usually lives in my mind. This makes me aroused.
11.14.08 at 2:51 pm
I meant “only” in my mind.
11.14.08 at 2:52 pm
i really want to fuck her is that ok?
11.14.08 at 2:57 pm
wow he really is a pussy cosmetologist
being “physically challenged” isn’t half bad after all- jus as long as you can giv brazillians all the live long day then get right up in that thang and eat it as opposed to lick it, isn’t that right mothafocka
EWW. eat aids all day long every single day till you die.
11.14.08 at 3:03 pm
this guy is clearly a virgin
11.14.08 at 10:01 pm
I’m so moved by gavin’s anti smack screed that I have to cum in her to cry. what about all the people I know that died of getting married to a hells angel named suzie homomaker.. those are ppl who dyad dyad they were all my friends and they dyad. naw all jokes a sayid I was moved by that screed. it made my wiener weep a pearl INDEED
signed,
Hunter Sassy Templeton
11.14.08 at 10:29 pm
pee ess where is the funnies like “people who need to die” levels of funnies? it’s like awarding a woman a gold medal of funnies and then finding out my wiener only is coming up wood. you’re beautiful and I’m in love, bruv
11.14.08 at 10:30 pm
vagina power? let’s start with the power of english.
the only handicap here is her failed attempt to articulate. put the mic down and go back to your streetwalker job.
03.18.09 at 4:29 pm