STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » NEW BUILDING NAMED AFTER BLUE IRIS

We were there for her last Ding Dong Show. Technically, she was alive but according to atheists, she was already dead. Well now she’s immortal. A cheap, shitty, series of houses will be named after the geriatric adult film star who got her start via Simply Don at LA Comedy Store and was eventually catapulted into fame by Howard Stern.

From HERE (PS: Isn’t this guy’s name racist?)

Charlotte, NC apartment building to be named after Blue Iris
16 June 2009 in wackpack

A Charlotte, NC real estate investor group has announced that they will name a 5-unit building on the East side of town after legendary Stern show guest Blue Iris.

The building will be named “Blue Iris Villas” and a dedication will take place in June. Blue Iris was a popular Stern show guest who left us too soon.

Blue always made us laugh with her self-deprecating humor and trademark “mmmmyyeeaaaaah.” Her phony phone calls were classics, and we mourn her passing.

The 5-unit building located on Academy Street in Charlotte, NC will proudly display a 4′x3′ sign: “Blue Iris Villas.”

This entry was posted on 06.29.09 at 7:39 am by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

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Daz76 Says:

Blue Iris was always a huge supporter and more than generous fan of my work. I’ll miss her, you’ll miss her, and I think she’s been dead for quite a while now. April 23 2009.

06.29.09 at 8:54 am

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