Still editing this documentary of the Movie Watching World Championships (83 movies, 127 hours). During the filming, we got so bored we started a new gang called Skeleton Crew. There is still some controversy on whether or not we are going to accept new members but if you would like to join, know you will have to endure a 15 second “beat down” wherein the rest of us will beat the shit out of you as much as we can. (Note to other gangs: Stop making your beat downs so long. You give a guy a concussion and then start pounding on him for more than a minute, you’re going to kill the guy). If you are a woman we will perform what’s called “running a train” which involves you giving your loins to the gang for an unspecified amount of time. It’s not pretty. And what’s even less pretty is what we do to snitches or people who try to leave: Blood in Blood Out.
Like most gangs, Ske’ Crew is about selling drugs in specified areas and shooting people in the face if they are a threat (or sometimes just for a laugh). However, there is one thing that makes our gang completely unique. We care when you go to jail. That’s right, we will not abandon you after you get arrested. In fact, we will become closer to you and even if you’re there for the rest of your life, you will remain a Skeleton Crew hero.
For more information on us check out Gangland on History Channel (not National Geographic).
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who’s the caboose?
my 2 best friends and i started a group called the triple x club. initiation involved pins, pillows, sandboxes and lots of pain on the bums. we were only 8 but it was like 8 in lohan years.
02.25.09 at 12:31 am
That name’s too cool. The scariest gangs always have pussy names like the Crybabies or the Momma’s Boys.
02.25.09 at 12:57 am
sarah’s right, the best name for a gang would be the faggot dandies or the mincing pansies or the vanilla diaper hounds or the great big bra boys
02.25.09 at 1:29 am
I want to join a Christian gang where we fight our enemies through the power of love.
Hugs in hugs out yo.
02.25.09 at 6:58 am
When I was nine I started ‘The Kool Gang’ with Mark Kent from across the road. But when I made some laminated membership cards with drawings of our faces on them he told me I was being “gay homo” and that he had since made new friends.
02.25.09 at 7:47 am
Dude, is this doco going to be really boring? I have faith in the gavmeister, but you’ve been editing forever, the event itself looks painfully boring, and also I get free lunch at work. Awesome.
02.25.09 at 11:10 am
Is Gavin 5?
02.25.09 at 12:36 pm
If you’re not the ringleader for an adolescent motocross team, you’ve got a shitty name. How about “The Junkyard Jerks”?
02.25.09 at 12:55 pm
back in the day i was in an amish gang called The Crickets. our rivals across the meadow was Thee Antiques.
02.25.09 at 1:13 pm
The Bishop Rooks
02.25.09 at 1:14 pm
when I was a kid, my older cousin was in a punk gang (remember those?) called Skeleton Krew, and they were scary motherfuckers, they had beef with lots of southern cali punk gangs (LMP, the LADS, UNTITY SKINS) but they were cool as hell, they had awesome weed and an amazing logo, it was a skeleton pounding a whiskey bottle, they all had it stenciled on their skateboards, and they put one on my griptape (lance mountain, cavemen graphic) and because of this I was jumped by the lads (stood for los angeles death squad) so the SK’s stomped out a fuckload of lads for little cutie pie (me).. they aren’t around anymore, but if they were, they’d beat the SHIT out of you…. if you were in LA….
I’m not saying this to be mean to you mr mcinnes, I just know you’d like that. you once told me about how it’s impossible for you to get in fights. you said some dude asked you “do you have a light” and then you said “could you have more shit in your hair?” and the dude swung and missed… oh, and I also saw you piss on someones girlfriend in the middle of a party and the dude just walked up and said “you peed on my fucking girlfriend, what the fuck” and you said “yep” and that was that… so, good luck on the jumpings and shit (in the mexican gangs it’s called “courting ” in case you care)
02.25.09 at 3:30 pm
clubs are waaay better than gangs.my dinosaur club was excellent but laurence woollard kept mucking about.he was more your gang type i suppose.he was in a different year to me though, so he didn’t get a chance to disrupt the insect club we held at lunch time.
the ‘wedge-pledge’ was a good one too,though that was more of a pre-paid wedgie insurance scheme.the cost of membership was 1 wedgie,but that insured you against any further attacks.
affiliating yourself with the wedge pledge gained you access to the ‘grub-club’,an after (dinner) hours pooling of uneaten packed lunches.
02.25.09 at 3:30 pm
@ HOMO
Sure, in Thousand Oaks.
02.25.09 at 4:06 pm
You guys need a sweet song to sing when you murder someone like the 18th St. Gang has when they stab folks in prison…
02.25.09 at 5:13 pm
You ain’t black, boy.
02.25.09 at 7:17 pm
I’m in a gang called the 401k.
02.25.09 at 11:26 pm