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“Cool beans” was fun while it lasted but things were getting out of hand. We started saying “kewell beanz” and “coal bins” and then people even said, “Go here and exhale” which means exhale carbon dioxide AKA CO2 at LL Bean. COO LLBEAN. Get it? Me neither. By making a fresh start with “Fresh Beans” we absolve ourselves of this kind of baggage and can start anew.
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It’s SWEET beans bitch get it right! Ooh new LL Bean galoshes. . .fresh.
08.28.08 at 2:29 pm
suck a bean
08.28.08 at 2:46 pm
Tight Beans! Which makes me think of tight buns. Which make me nuts.
08.28.08 at 2:49 pm
neezy’s beans
08.28.08 at 4:24 pm
Ill, hot like a rash with more spice than Mrs. Dash.
08.28.08 at 7:17 pm
Ill, hot like a rash with more spice than Mrs. Dash.
08.28.08 at 7:17 pm
SWEET beans?
08.28.08 at 7:19 pm
I think they get that it’s actually “Sweet” beans. As you can tell from the intro paragraph these guys are obsessed with cool beans and have mentioned it about 15 times on the site. From now on, I’m using both Fresh and Sweet beans. Cool Beans are dead to me.
08.29.08 at 12:38 am
“Cool beans” was never a good phrase. Every time some idiot let that shit spill out of his mouth, I’d want to whip it out and pee on their shoes.
08.29.08 at 1:15 pm