
Donald and Wade dropped by the studio and played some awesomely shitty songs from their iPods for our latest installment of Street Carnage Radio. Did you know they both used to be models for Ryan McGinley? Donald is the guy on the cover or Ryan’s first self-published zine and Wade was one of the first guys to go on one of those infamous McGinley road trips (Wade’s the guy in the wave).

So why are these guys not drowning in poon? One theory is it’s the nature of the beast these days. Bands can no longer just crash at the nearest hotel and bring everyone back for a party. They need to park way outside of town so nobody will steal their gear. Or they have to leave town entirely before 4AM. This makes it impossible to get near first base let alone have two wasted teenagers snowball your cum.

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Virgins “Rich Girl”
Virgins “Teen Lovers”
Richard Hell and the Voidoids “The Kid with the Replaceable Head”
Lou Reed “Vicious”
New York Dolls “Trash”
Johnny Thunders and The Heartbreakers “You Can’t Put Your Arm Around a Memory”
Richard Hell and the Voidoids “Time”
We always like to have a few modern jams in there and they both went bananas for the Klaxons.
The Klaxons “Magick”
The Klaxons “Atlantis to Interzone”
The Klaxons “As Above, So Below”
Puff Daddy & The Family “Been Around the World”
50 Cent “I Get Money”
Aaliyah “Are You That Somebody?”
After toting the merits of New York and how great it is we decided to give California a chance and have a special shout out to our brothers on the left coast. Sorry for being so mean you guys. You don’t suck that bad.
Credence Clearwater Revival “Born on the Bayou”
The Mamas and the Papas “Dedicated to the One I Love”
The Germs “Sugar Sugar”
Jet “Cold Hard Bitch”
The Band “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down”
PS: Virgins are touring all over Europe now so don’t fuck it up. Dates listed here.
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at least you can skip the horrible music.
the fun part is listening to gavin talk. the boys are very annoying and cannot sing.
11.18.08 at 6:13 pm
The Virgins? You’ve really outdone yourselves this time. Who is next, The Teenagers?
11.18.08 at 6:41 pm
i like ny better than la- but la’s got some awesome bands. ever hear of ice cube?
11.18.08 at 7:16 pm
horrible music. this is all my music and i’m a girl!
11.18.08 at 7:40 pm
sorry janie.
horrible music. this is all my music and i’m a girl!
11.18.08 at 7:41 pm
where’s stan ridgeway?
11.18.08 at 7:43 pm
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AND MY FIRST FRIEND WAS A HOMO BUT THIS IS GAY.
I guess you need Roast eps like this one and the white williams to throw into rasoir sharp relief how good the other ones are thru and thru
AyE YI YI!!!!! funny listening but painful and I think Father Time outlawed playing klaxons songs from 2007 outside 2007 lest music get so embarrassed it wrinkled up as a concept and left us all more tone deaf than Kanye “Auto Tune” West
11.18.08 at 8:51 pm
this was good as comedy but confirmed why only the lamest pity/auto friends (like estranged friends wives) have been recommending these guys on Facebook and the like. these guys are about as reassuring behind a guitar as the Peeping Tom guy, Guitar Edition
11.18.08 at 8:53 pm
“snowball your cum” is redundant.
11.19.08 at 2:12 am
“snowball your cum” is not redundant. the semantic meaning and the poetric-rhetorical meaning of the term snowball do not directly overlap so therefore the word “cum” is necessary to place “snowball” in the correct context.
11.19.08 at 3:09 am
is that lit?Is that cummings? is that nico? Is that a whore? woweewoweezowee
11.19.08 at 3:37 am
me like eating poop once. but therefore redundancy needs however classification category.
11.19.08 at 4:22 am
This tracklist looks far too 5 years ago. You should just have me on the fucking show.
11.19.08 at 8:23 am
I think they are cute and talented. Believe it or not, I’m still not sick of Rich Girl. But give it another week.
11.19.08 at 11:24 am
Lou Reed and The Band (+)
11.19.08 at 12:25 pm
naw. You can’t get sick of Rich Girl. Where the fuck are the other songs that sound as good?
11.19.08 at 4:30 pm
I liked this set. Who is next??
11.19.08 at 10:20 pm