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eating champion

If you beat off by yourself it can take a wee while but if you can convince someone to bury their face in your nuts and go “Bzzzz,” you can usually bust a nut in about 45 seconds.

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7 Comments

Tony Badassassino Says:

“hey let go of my ballllss rrrhhhaaa!!”
This is how cunte$$a was born.

11.14.08 at 8:35 am
srsly Says:

“Best of all they weren’t connected to anything”

what your inner gay

11.14.08 at 9:22 am
xpronx Says:

i’m confused, is this a boner or something? cause i really that jacket.

11.14.08 at 9:55 am
dutch boy Says:

hey kyle isn’t it yours on the foreground?

11.14.08 at 11:55 am
dutch boy Says:

kidding, don’t get all wet.

11.14.08 at 11:55 am
tim Says:

if i’m jerkin it i can usually bust in about 30-45 seconds. who knows what i like better than me?

11.14.08 at 1:55 pm
anal boner Says:

me rikey his vest

11.15.08 at 12:20 pm

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STREET BONER 1126

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