The other night I was watching TV and saw this commercial for Norelco, in which they called for men to grow mustaches in support of prostate awareness. Then the next day, I received a press release about an organization in which men are encouraged to grow mustaches to raise money for schools, which is creepy because I always kinda thought that mustaches were like a prerequisite for kid touchers.
So, if you hate children and love prostate cancer, continue to shave your faces, assholes.
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movember!
11.20.08 at 3:48 pm
Your pussy has a must-ache.
11.20.08 at 3:53 pm
Mustaches!
11.20.08 at 4:12 pm
at my university No-shave november is a tradition
11.20.08 at 4:40 pm
Make dinner for a week to combat being a piss poor woman.
11.20.08 at 5:10 pm
“awareness” is such bullshit. I’m already aware of prostate cancer. what the fuck good is some dude with a mustache gonna do?
11.20.08 at 6:07 pm
I will do you what some dudes with moustaches will do…raise money for cancer. My ‘Mobros’ are up 4k. And you are right ‘awarenes’s is bullshit, lets sit in our towers and ignore the worlds problems.
11.20.08 at 6:36 pm
If you finger my asshole I won’t get prostate cancer.
11.20.08 at 7:43 pm
There’s also a group that grow mustaches to raise money… for kids. Not kidding. http://www.mustachesforkids.com … I’ve always thought there was something inherently wrong with that.
11.20.08 at 11:31 pm
so retarded
11.21.08 at 4:38 am
People constantly approach me about Moustache March, Moustache May, Moustache-vember, moustache contests, and various other things that I don’t care about.
11.21.08 at 6:01 am