We love these Chicago drunks because they wear Street Carnage shirts and put our stickers up in every city they play.


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  1. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: WHAT’S THERE TO DO IN NEW YORK?
  2. KANSAS CITY IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHITTY CITY
  3. NEW IN THE SHOP: STREET CARNAGE SXSW POSTERS $10
  4. FUCK POSTCARDS — THESE ARE NEW YORK MEMENTOS

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7 Comments
  1. SCOTTIECAPSLOCK Says:

    also: has anyone got their stickers yet? i sent you my email eight years ago and still i have no stickers. i would put them up all over the inside of my medicine cabinet!


  2. SCOTTIECAPSLOCK Says:

    i mean i guess i emailed you my address or however it’s supposed to work. anyways. stickers!


  3. FURY Says:

    Philadelphia would be swimming in the infected gums of the Street Carnage sticker but nobody sent em over.


  4. TheOlFalace Says:

    Nope, no stickers yet.


  5. Gavin Says:

    Dear Genii,
    Just resend your solicitation and I will personally see to it you get your stickers.
    PS you are gay.


  6. IDIOT Says:

    FUCK YOU GAVIN, YOU LIED, YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!


  7. PuTO! Says:

    THE SAN DIEGO STREETS WOULD BE LITTERED WITH THESE GINGIVITIS INFECTED STICKERS, BUT THESE TWO BOMBACLOTS HAVE NOT SENT MY SHIT!!!!!


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STREET CARNAGE RADIO 02.05.10
DAS RACIST

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STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

★★★★★★★★★★

STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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