STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » NEWSMAN FUCKS UP

Ha ha he said his colleague died.

This entry was posted on 06.11.08 at 11:01 am by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

8 Comments

PINK TREAT Says:

don’t worry, he’ll be back tomorrow

06.11.08 at 12:06 pm
Anonymous Says:

haha

06.11.08 at 12:22 pm
Crampon Says:

That’s my excuse for taking a day off work.

“Yeah boss, I was murdered and set on fire last night. I’ll be in on Tuesday.”

06.11.08 at 2:03 pm
idIOT Says:

O.K. KYLE, YOU REDEAMED YOURSELF, YOU CAN STAY FOR NOW!

06.11.08 at 3:30 pm
David Cross Says:

Not funny. Straight up filler.

This is funny to us though, as “they” eat it up like free hamburgers (also not funny).

06.12.08 at 6:03 am
Anonymous Says:

he’ll ready whatever you put on the prompter

06.12.08 at 6:16 am
JOD Says:

don’t rip on my Bastida. he’s the best male anchor the bay’s got right now.

06.12.08 at 4:54 pm
william Says:

click ‘news reporter goes crazy!’

06.12.08 at 10:23 pm

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