Although her breasts did not fit his standard definition of beauty, he was inexorably drawn to them. Both men were. They hesitated at first but eventually drew close for a taste of what must be the softest and sweetest nipples since Pamela Anderson. A swelling grew in their loins simultaneously. The passion was impossible to ignore and they knew right there and then, it would last for the rest of their lives.

  1. OPEN MIC: THE BREAST / STOMACH HYPOTHESIS
  2. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: BELOOGA JOE
  3. DEAR DREW: A LASTING RELATIONSHIP?
  4. DEAR DREW: DO YOU PEOPLE WANT YOUR SEX LIVES RIDICULED OR NOT?

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10 Comments
  1. zeb Says:

    Okay, you need to go ahead and post a street boner of a hot white woman (You know, a hot dude might be okay as well, I don’t give a shit.) or I’m going to go to work hating white people.


  2. nerdkiller Says:

    my penis just put in his 2 weeks notice. thanks for nothing.


  3. escher Says:

    truly revolting. gah!


  4. rjb Says:

    Nice try but I see manboobs in the preview image.


  5. lark Says:

    Pam Anderson would not have soft boobs btw. they are as hard as rocks I’m sure.


  6. buck Says:

    “are you crying malcolm?”


  7. buck Says:

    hey wait a minute, wasn’t that fat bitch pigeon toed?


  8. spleef Says:

    Man, whiteboys are always “joking” around like they gay.
    Any excuse to act out their fantasies for the sake of a laugh.


  9. Merd Says:

    Nice klimt print


  10. Morison Smite Says:

    I was searching online and I found your site on google. Just finished reading a few of some of your other posts here. I’ve already added your site to my Google News Reader. Thanks for your good and educative posts and please keep up the good work as I look forward to reading more of your posts in the future.


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