Although her breasts did not fit his standard definition of beauty, he was inexorably drawn to them. Both men were. They hesitated at first but eventually drew close for a taste of what must be the softest and sweetest nipples since Pamela Anderson. A swelling grew in their loins simultaneously. The passion was impossible to ignore and they knew right there and then, it would last for the rest of their lives.

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10 Comments
  1. zeb Says:

    Okay, you need to go ahead and post a street boner of a hot white woman (You know, a hot dude might be okay as well, I don’t give a shit.) or I’m going to go to work hating white people.


  2. nerdkiller Says:

    my penis just put in his 2 weeks notice. thanks for nothing.


  3. escher Says:

    truly revolting. gah!


  4. rjb Says:

    Nice try but I see manboobs in the preview image.


  5. lark Says:

    Pam Anderson would not have soft boobs btw. they are as hard as rocks I’m sure.


  6. buck Says:

    “are you crying malcolm?”


  7. buck Says:

    hey wait a minute, wasn’t that fat bitch pigeon toed?


  8. spleef Says:

    Man, whiteboys are always “joking” around like they gay.
    Any excuse to act out their fantasies for the sake of a laugh.


  9. Merd Says:

    Nice klimt print


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