Well, there you have it folks. A 39 year-old man is considered the Hipster of the Decade. He creamed the runner up Carles and because my boss is true to his word, ate a bowl of piss-drenched Corn Flakes to celebrate.
He’s upstate now and rarely checks his email but after I emailed him the above screen grab, he agreed to have his brother film him doing this disgusting act. (Not sure why he uses a remote to stop the filming though.)
A fucking asshole he may be but a welcher he most certainly is not.


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30 Comments
  1. Donkey Man Says:

    wow my vote really does count


  2. Anonymous Says:

    fuck yes


  3. Charles Says:

    Happiness.


  4. duncan Says:

    oh no not this kid


  5. Dickus Swayze Says:

    nice corn flake porn


  6. meks Says:

    You got punked, you lost. and you ate pee flakes.


  7. sarah Says:

    damn damn damn


  8. Wack-boy Says:

    That whole “two different socks” thing has been played to death.


  9. ??? Says:

    that is fucking disgusting.


  10. quadruple x Says:

    Uhhhh he didn’t win.


  11. lol Says:

    daaaaaamn


  12. Vane$$a Says:

    You faggots totally stole this idea from Harry Cave.


  13. grumpy old man Says:

    make the next bet to make him eat a smore with shit


  14. MaltLikkaSippa Says:

    Lovely.


  15. Mikey Says:

    if I had to eat piss covered cornflakes I’d rather it be piss from a circumcised dick.


  16. vonwellbaumstein Says:

    weak. he didn’t even jerk off into it first.


  17. miss appalachian Says:

    a lot of folks drink their own urine. they have like urine drinking conferences and shit.


  18. a4awesome Says:

    ugh! I can never look at Tony the Tiger the same way.


  19. bull Says:

    i like that watch


  20. todd Says:

    @a4awesome they’re not even frosted! that’s the grossest part!


  21. beej Says:

    that was the funniest video you’ve posted on this site!


  22. ZOGISTAN Says:

    Something’s not Kosher about that Matzoh.


  23. Khykh Says:

    Of course he gagged, it was his morning piss. Amateur.


  24. Munnersby Says:

    HA HA AHAHA


  25. loudrockmusic Says:

    The video won’t play the eating part.


  26. Maxwel Says:

    this is the best holy shit


  27. marbles Says:

    i just finished my morning cereal, then watched this. and threw up in my mouth.


  28. The Duke of Wank Says:

    Let that be a warning to all you recyclers out there.


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  30. umm Says:

    no, come on, he pulled some porno shit here folks… there was a tube with fake piss under his dick leaking out that shit… see how quick he puts his dick away? if you believe he just drank his own piss you also believe the gallons of ‘cum’ flying onto chicks’ faces in porn is real…


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