STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » NY TACO TRUCK MAKES PRANK CALLS

A lot of people who go to the Endless Summer Tacos truck in Brooklyn catch themselves asking shit like, “These are good but where’s the guy in the black Mets hat? How come he’s never around?” Some even take it as far as, “And when he is around how come he looks like he’s thinking about something else?” The truth is Jeff Jensen (that’s his name) has been totally pre-occupied with a CD of prank calls he just did with his best pal Andy Earles. Please check these out slowly and carefully. You will never be the same.

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8 Comments

the chicken Says:

i don’t care how entertaining those prank calls are, this motherfucker needs to get a library card! i’d rather take a shower with my dad than work on that taco truck! cluck-cluck bitches!

04.05.08 at 5:18 am
Taeil Kim Says:

Hey Curt, I’m still offering you a place to crash if you ever come down to LA.

04.05.08 at 5:34 am
Marie Says:

We’ll talk turkey. yes!

04.05.08 at 1:25 pm
Failed Pilot » Raised Eyebrows Says:

[...] Earles and Jensen get a shout-out on HERE! [...]

04.05.08 at 2:44 pm
Dr. Aidstein McGillicudy Says:

Are they paying you for all this promo stuff?

04.06.08 at 2:19 pm
BENJAMIN Says:

Ever since this website was sold out to MTV its just all about tacos and calling people on the telephone.
fucking sell-outs.

04.06.08 at 9:56 pm
C(secret) Says:

Curtis is hot! Why won’t he be my boyfriend?

04.07.08 at 9:36 pm
heperd Says:

terrible,those calls are fucking death to comedy

10.06.09 at 12:13 pm

STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET BONER 1117

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

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STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

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