Did you know “African African pussy more clean than African American” pussy? Did you know “Russian girls specialized” and they know how to “wear the fucking underwear and that make the person to go crazy?” Did you know some guy’s sister was so “horn” he wanted cab driver to “fuck his sister up?” Me neither, but a Lebanese cab driver named John recently schooled me on all this shit and much, much more.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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ugh cab drivers are insane pervs
04.29.09 at 11:11 am
John’s full of shit. Furthermore, he sounds like Cheech in From Dusk ’till Dawn.
04.29.09 at 11:12 am
Nice photograph. Kinda reminds me of Monet’s Bastille Day.
04.29.09 at 11:18 am
“African African pussy more clean than African American”
60% of terminally ill africans would like to have a word with you about that
04.29.09 at 12:56 pm
i call bullshit. this sounds suspiciously borat-esque.
04.29.09 at 3:25 pm
It’s true. At age 5, we are all trained to wear the underwears to make the man go crazy. If we have incorrect shape, must wear corrective girdle, much like Chinese with their small foots.
04.29.09 at 3:44 pm
On a cab back from JFK a driver told me I should save up and go on a sex tour in Thailand which is what he does once a year. Apparently it’s totally ace.
04.29.09 at 3:52 pm
it’s true i have an 8 inch dick but every time i pay a black prostitute to suck it – no boner. at least they’re nice about it and they’ll smoke a cig w/me & chat for a while.
04.29.09 at 3:54 pm
You all need help.
Sex tours of thailand are fuckin top likesay, all the young boys you can eat! Fuckin Stoat the baws!
Yum-fucking-yum.
04.29.09 at 6:10 pm
PUT THE AUTHOR’S NAME ON THE BLOG POSTS GOD DAMN IT.
04.29.09 at 6:20 pm
Have any of you guys ever been to South Brooklyn? It’s like a drunk dirty orgy-fest, what “John” is not telling you is that most of the girls down there are either fat, super ghetto or have skin-issues. When I say skin-issues I mean like “what the fuck happened to your face” skin issues. The pretty girls have either been scooped up by the local tough guys, had babies and never lost the weight, or got into junk (which, according to a friend of mine, is WAY more popular out in the three Bs than it is up north).
For a taste of the kinda shit that goes on “off-hours” down there, go to Broadway and Stillwell at 2AM on a Friday Night. To get there, take the G Train, get off on Atlantic Ave/Pacific, hop on the D and get off when the train stops and doesn’t move again.
04.29.09 at 6:53 pm
word to stabmaster
also this bullshit cab driver blows his whole story at the end by not knowing what horny means. i don’t buy it JOHNNYBOY
04.29.09 at 7:50 pm
This dude is a chick pea eating pedo bear.
04.29.09 at 8:57 pm
more good pussy is my favorite kind of pussy
04.29.09 at 10:15 pm
we and the moon are neighbors
its house is behind our hills
it comes out from in front of us
and listens to the melodies
we and the moon are neighbors
it knows our times
and leaves on our roof bricks
the most beautiful colors
many times we’ve stayed all night with it
in the nights of joy
with the moans
many times on its rising
we’ve explained the love
with songs and tales
04.30.09 at 12:33 am
I believe him. Guys want me to fuck their sisters all the time.
04.30.09 at 3:15 am
Maybe some of us are just more studly than everybody else.
04.30.09 at 3:15 am
@French Gay Ass Raper
Maybe you’re just more ’stupidly’ than everyone else.
04.30.09 at 3:18 pm
NICE
04.30.09 at 10:27 pm
Boring!
05.01.09 at 8:01 am