STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » NYC: NEWMORE SWITCHBLADES SHOW TONIGHT

With Ninjasonik and Cerebral Ballzy playing live, Teenwolf (Ninjasonik), Roofeeo (The Death Set), and C-Lo (Bikes In The Kitchen) DJing, and free booze, Public Assembly is bound to be riotous tonight. Don’t miss this kind of party:

BIRTH OF EL BANO (TELLI GRAMZ’S BIRTHDAY PARTY)
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 at 9 PM
with live performances by:
Ninjasonik
Cerebral Ballzy
and DJ sets by:
Teenwolf
Roofeeo
C-Lo
$5
Free Colt 45 from 9 to 10 PM
Public Assembly
70 North 6 St. (at Wythe)
Brooklyn, NY

-ARV
twitter.com/toimpale

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11 Comments

kure kure takora Says:

go back to myspace arv

12.03.09 at 3:22 pm
Vane$$a Says:

I think it’s really rude how you guys only announce this shit on the day it happens. Some people might want to fly in from out of town you know.

12.03.09 at 4:35 pm
ARseholly Says:

Go rant somewhere else Kure.

12.03.09 at 5:21 pm
Anonymous Says:

NINJA FUCKIN SONIK…SONIK FUCKIN NINJA!!!!

12.03.09 at 6:48 pm
LIONEL HUTTS Says:

shaved head guy in the last picture is in for a rude awakening in 3, 2, 1…

12.03.09 at 6:55 pm
mr.meat Says:

Is that guy slipping on an amp?

free colt 45 says it all.

12.03.09 at 7:09 pm
baby nuts Says:

holy shit that looks intense

12.03.09 at 9:03 pm
shea Says:

You mean Ninjasonik and CB both? Together?

12.04.09 at 2:18 am
uhh... Says:

actually sounds pretty horrible…

12.04.09 at 8:33 am
HOMO Says:

I heard ninjasonki has a new macbook pro, that shit is sicked!

12.04.09 at 2:34 pm
Sarkis Abuchian Says:

relaxed man, they ca fix mac if it gets to be broke.

12.04.09 at 5:50 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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