Don’t go see Izza Kizza tonight. Pinky and I are going to be performing live and telling stories and doing card tricks and showing Boners and TV Carnage videos and much much MORE!


Hope you missed the NY Cares benefit because I’m going to be doing about 90% the same jokes.
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Pinky on the other hand, will have all new shit.
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I’m also going to show you how to kick the shit out of an ultimate fighter.
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And Pinky’s going to laugh.
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Also showing tonight…

Oh yeah the 5Ws
WHAT: Street Carnage Live with other video shorts.
WHERE: 128 River St @ Metropolitan Ave | Williamsburg, Brooklyn (This is super hard to get to and when you think you missed it, you’re there. Don’t go by where other people are hanging out because they send smokers down the street, away from the front door)
WHEN: Doors open at 7PM and the shit starts soon after.
WHY: Good question. There certainly isn’t a lot of money in it for us. I guess the ego boost you get from making people laugh. But then when they don’t it’s a downer that lasts for weeks. They will though. This shit is well planned out.
WHO: Me and Derrick and some movies.

More info from Todd P.

  1. STREET CARNAGE INVITES YOU TO COME TO THE LEGION TONIGHT. FOR GARY’S SAKE AS WELL AS OTHER REASONS
  2. TV CARNAGE TOTALLY INVADES PORTLAND TONIGHT!
  3. 500 DAYS OF STREET CARNAGE: NSFW
  4. NYC: WRK/PLY SATURDAY

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6 Comments
  1. Payeras Says:

    whats the cost to get in?


  2. GarbageTits Says:

    Can I have an example of a joke that you will make?
    I don’t want to waste my beautiful mind on some unfunny shit.
    Do you do prop comedy like carrot top?
    Or do you do observational humor like genghis khan?


  3. Tony Cornhieser Says:

    Wait a minute… there’s a number bigger then 45,000,000,000? Holy shit! I just got my mind blown, or eaten out.


  4. vagina rules Says:

    phew, normies!


  5. FACK YAS Says:

    This is gonna be rad, these guys kill on stage, better than Don Rickles!


  6. i & i bumbaclot Says:

    fuckin post this shit before the day of and maybe more people will come out. christ, i need time to make my goddamn plans, gavin


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