STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » NYC: STREET CARNAGE LIVE TONIGHT!

Don’t go see Izza Kizza tonight. Pinky and I are going to be performing live and telling stories and doing card tricks and showing Boners and TV Carnage videos and much much MORE!

Hope you missed the NY Cares benefit because I’m going to be doing about 90% the same jokes.
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Pinky on the other hand, will have all new shit.
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I’m also going to show you how to kick the shit out of an ultimate fighter.
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And Pinky’s going to laugh.
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Also showing tonight…

Oh yeah the 5Ws
WHAT: Street Carnage Live with other video shorts.
WHERE: 128 River St @ Metropolitan Ave | Williamsburg, Brooklyn (This is super hard to get to and when you think you missed it, you’re there. Don’t go by where other people are hanging out because they send smokers down the street, away from the front door)
WHEN: Doors open at 7PM and the shit starts soon after.
WHY: Good question. There certainly isn’t a lot of money in it for us. I guess the ego boost you get from making people laugh. But then when they don’t it’s a downer that lasts for weeks. They will though. This shit is well planned out.
WHO: Me and Derrick and some movies.

More info from Todd P.

This entry was posted on 02.04.09 at 11:07 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

6 Comments

Payeras Says:

whats the cost to get in?

02.04.09 at 11:56 am
GarbageTits Says:

Can I have an example of a joke that you will make?
I don’t want to waste my beautiful mind on some unfunny shit.
Do you do prop comedy like carrot top?
Or do you do observational humor like genghis khan?

02.04.09 at 12:32 pm
Tony Cornhieser Says:

Wait a minute… there’s a number bigger then 45,000,000,000? Holy shit! I just got my mind blown, or eaten out.

02.04.09 at 12:47 pm
vagina rules Says:

phew, normies!

02.04.09 at 2:45 pm
FACK YAS Says:

This is gonna be rad, these guys kill on stage, better than Don Rickles!

02.04.09 at 6:57 pm
i & i bumbaclot Says:

fuckin post this shit before the day of and maybe more people will come out. christ, i need time to make my goddamn plans, gavin

02.05.09 at 4:34 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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