I haven’t been so proud of a Muslim since Irshad Manji gave the finger to terrorist death threats and kept munching box. Because of his bravery, Mohammad Jabbar, owner of OBAMA FRIED CHICKEN is about to have thousands of angry blacks descend on his restaurant tomorrow morning. This should end well.

Stick to your guns Mohammed, and don’t let these humorless fucktards deter you.

The hubub over his restaurant proves that Obama’s election has changed depressingly little. Protestors: Go back to fucking work like me and the rest of the real black people, and quit supporting Tawana Sharpton in these retarded-ass marches.

Stop the Cartoons!
Stop the speech! Stop perpetuating the myth that black people like
fried chicken!

Stop the bullshit and get your ass to work.

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18 Comments
  1. Anonymous Says:

    i’ll laugh if somebody gets video of a bunch of the protestors ordering some fried chicken to go on the sly.


  2. dildirt Says:

    Mohammad Jabbar is NOT the owner, it only said it like a million times in those two articles.


  3. Ted Dancin' Says:

    no he IS the owner you dumb fuck – he just can’t admit it because he doesn’t want to get KILLED


  4. whiners suck Says:

    I won’t try the crown fried chicken on my block because I am so sick of dodging all the discarded chicken bones on the sidewalk in the 3 block radius of that joint. Gives it (and places like it) such a gross vibe. I know its stupid and probably not true but KFC just seems cleaner, I guess its just good marketing. Dang is it lunch yet?


  5. tommy gun Says:

    too long, get you own blog…

    shit, i guess this one’s actually not too long.


  6. Truf Says:

    Bn makes me like black people


  7. Peppermint Fist Says:

    “is about to have thousands of angry blacks descend on his restaurant tomorrow morning.”

    yeah and then after an hour of shouting with placards and mentioning jesus, the whiners are gonna be like
    “ooooh kaaaaay. SEW… ahem.. hmmm. gettin kinda hungry.. yessir. uhhmm, well lets continue the protest from inside the establishment, let’s surround the offending devil chicken with our righteous guts and change the system from the outside brothas and sistas”

    what if Obama’s last name was Welch, would Welch’s have to sell their delicious grape juice, grape drink and carbonated grape soda under a different name? Ask Jesse if it’s alright, oh jesse? is it alright Jesse? only Jesse knows how to tread god’s chosen path along the thin thin line between a joke and a lynching


  8. TL Says:

    I say go with Tawana Sharpton Imus Hussein Obama FC


  9. too long Says:

    ok, you’re starting to figure it out.


  10. homeless. Says:

    seafood icecream


  11. TL Says:

    why aren’t the PC Comment police protesting ‘NUGGET’S’ and ‘HOT WING’S’


  12. Vane$$a Says:

    Bn writes 70% of these comments


  13. Ty Says:

    Allah Akbar with mashed potatoes on the side…orange drank. To go.


  14. cable guy Says:

    Some faggot is harrassing bn on twitter for this


  15. Let's Says:

    We’ve already got Kennedy Fried Chicken and Lincoln Fried Chicken, so what’s wrong with continuing the trend? Would it be racist in itself to observe that president-named fried chicken places are rather popular in African-American neighborhoods?

    Not completely relevant, but I’ve considered trying to open a Nixon Fried Chicken in my neighborhood. The charred vacant lot next to it could be nicknamed “Little Cambodia.”


  16. quasiniente » Mangiare politically correct? Says:

    [...] la faccenda del controverso Obama Fried Chicken a New York, un’altra storia di scazzi a tema politically correct con sfondo alimentare. [...]


  17. Blog Fast Food » Blog Archive » STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » OBAMA FRIED CHICKEN: KEEP YOUR NAME! Says:

    [...] We’ve already got Kennedy Fried Chicken and Lincoln Fried Chicken, so what’s wrong with continuing the trend? Would it be racist in itself to observe that president-named fried chicken places are rather popular in African-American … Go to Source [...]


  18. Philip B Says:

    Mohammad Jabbar,

    I suggest you change the name from OBAMA FRIED CHICKEN to OSAMA’s HALLAL Fried Chicken. Otherwise you might find yourself on a DHS watchlist.

    Sincerely,
    The Patriot..


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