(The guy who played Sticks later got into porn and eventually died of AIDS. Let’s hope Obama doesn’t choose the same post-stardom path.)
Well you really did it didn’t you? You voted for a guy because he was cool and now we’re stuck with Sticks from Happy Days as our president.
I hated Bush because he spent all our money and started a bunch of unwinnable wars with ethereal enemies like “terror.” Where he blew about 3k per American worker on Iraq, Obama has decided to up the anti with a massive spending plan that comes to about 16k per American worker (that includes you). Remember when Tony Montana goes, “First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the money?” Well, Obama must fucking love Scarface because he’s made that America’s business plan. In the interim, his solution is to print more and more money. Good.
So he spends five times more than Bush (the biggest spender in presidential history) but at least he’s going to end the war, right? No, he’s actually doubled the war. Now we have to go to Afuckinghanistan? Are you kidding me? That’s the place where nobody’s won a war, ever (mostly because we trained them to be amazing). After Obama’s new surge, the total number of Western troops there will be 100,000 which is exactly what Russia started with before they were eaten alive. Great idea fucklips. This smells so strongly of Vietnam you’d think someone was cooking Pho Bo Soup up my ass.
When I saw you all dancing on the streets of Brooklyn on Election Day I knew you were only happy about the way he looks and the way he talks. You didn’t care about his policies. You only care about policies when it’s someone important like a comedian or a band.
Most of you still pump your fists in the air just because your president is black. If Bush multiplied spending by five and added another country to the war, you’d shit yourself. Now you just say, “It’s the only way.” You remind me of Mac users who will defend their shitty iPhones to the death and take relentless incompatibility issues and fees just because they’re proud to say, “I’m not a PC.”
Well, it may not be PC but the president can lick the sweat off my balls while I beat off and cum all over his gaylord face.
PS: I told you so.
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Actually, we didn’t really train them to be awesome, they already. The Pashtuns and others have been killing each other in those mountains for thousands of years, and love a good murder-feud. We just gave them some weapons.
04.03.09 at 1:39 pm
beautiful.
04.03.09 at 1:39 pm
Oh shit, Sticks!
04.03.09 at 1:43 pm
Stick to the kitties
04.03.09 at 1:44 pm
Careful. Obama might kill himself if he reads this. Your criticism is way harsh. Let’s form a human shield around the President so that Gavin can’t infect him with his bad vibes.
04.03.09 at 1:52 pm
nice. i hope the hipster dip sticks and obama brain washed wake up and smell the massive taxes coming their way. debt slave forever. all together now…
http://www.cafepress.com/obamaclown
http://www.cafepress.com/jesushadballs
04.03.09 at 1:59 pm
It’ll be a lean xmas in the Kennedy household.
04.03.09 at 2:00 pm
“You only care about policies when it’s someone important like a comedian or a band.”
Funny cuz it’s true.
04.03.09 at 2:03 pm
wait a minute, the president sucks? NO WAY!
04.03.09 at 2:10 pm
I’m a bald fat guy with an annoying voice that likes terrible music, and even I think this is stupid.
04.03.09 at 2:11 pm
Gavin, shut the fuck up. So your position on the entire thing is to just not vote for anyone? Sticking it to Mighty (Half) Whitey right there. We are always going to have presidents and if you don’t like it go back to Canada or Scotland, whatever. There’s some good points in there but seriously what the fuck are we going to do Gavin? Tell us what to do! Just let someone else do it? Have some fucking faith you jaded asshole.
04.03.09 at 2:21 pm
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
04.03.09 at 2:33 pm
goofus is right. so is gavin, except for goofus’ correction.
04.03.09 at 2:48 pm
The Democratic party is too mired in bullshit gender/race/sexual politics to be effective. Too many homos and spaniards want barack obama to be way too many things. He is only one thing; a black dude in way over his head.
“But what about gay marriage. Ohh. We are gay dudes and we want to get married and adopt kids. But we also want to do tons of meth and go to circuit parties.” The once proud and strong labor unions in America is overrun with queer shit like that. Give hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to various gay groups. Meanwhile their membership is dropping. Balls to the chin.
Barack Obama is too indebted to fuckers like that to do the correct thing.
Very simple. Reduce spending on social programs. Get out of Iraq and Afghanistan. Let GM fuckoff and die. Increase spending on basic infrastructure in the mid-west. bridges and roads. Let the jobs go to laid off auto workers. Bite the bullet and buy all those toxic bank assets. work on freeing up the credit markets. And finally, get the CIA to stop making AIDS.
04.03.09 at 2:54 pm
To be completely racist I actually dont give a fuck what this nigga does i just like saying “the president is a nigger” when stupid faggot ass 14 yearolds from some gated community in west virginia resort to callin me “nigger” on xbox live cuz they cant hang in call of duty. Then they start saying how the kkk has snipers on the moon ready to take his nigger ass out. No doubt tyler Im sure they do. stay mad crackazzzzz!
04.03.09 at 2:54 pm
he died of bladder cancer, not AIDS.
04.03.09 at 3:02 pm
It’s like Gavin is an 8 year old who just figured out what’s happening in the world by skimming the Weekly Reader. Gavin, you’re an idiot.
1) That 16 k per taxpayer thing is so dumb; do you think you’re going to get a bill for that, genius? The money is coming from taxes on the rich (reverting to tax rates seen under Reagan. All this bullshit about spending is coming from a lot of rich assholes who didn’t care what was spent under Bush because they were getting huge tax breaks. I don’t think you or anyone here falls into that category so what the fuck are you whining about?
2) It would be great if there were no more wars but leaving Afghanistan alone to do its thing was what led to the world trade center getting blown up by people who had a whole shitty country to lay around in and be fed grapes by little boys who they could rape afterwards. It sort of became necessary to help Afghanistan become a country again so it can’t be run by those pedophile wahabists anymore. We might be in better shape there had anyone cared in the last 20 years instead of, I dunno, invading some other country for fun.
3) Seriously, you don’t know what you’re talking about. Hate on, but you’re an idiot.
04.03.09 at 3:06 pm
The total cost of the shit Bush got us into is more than 3K per worker. It’s more like 14K per each Amercian worker (when you total ongoing and down the road cost). Sure Obama’s plan is a waste of money, but at least he’s spending at home and wasting it on us.
04.03.09 at 3:13 pm
“Well, it may not be PC but the president can lick the sweat off my balls while I beat off and cum all over his gaylord face.”
-ok, Jake Gyllenhaal.
I don’t give two fucks about Obama, but I’d be nationalizing shit too. capitalism is fucking us all up.
how come nobody talks about hanging Bush by his balls?
04.03.09 at 3:14 pm
Gavin’s a silly goose.
04.03.09 at 3:21 pm
Whenever gavin gets his fuckin’ pundit pants on we the readers get posts like these: shitty, whiney rants about how all the world’s problems are the fault of anyone who dares break the cardinal rule of not giving a shit.
“Ohhh noooooo!!! the President’s speeending mooooonnnneeeeyyy!!! FUCKING WAAAAAAAA!”
Here’s an idea: if all you can add to the current worldwide clusterfuck is whining about the way its being handled with no actual alternative suggestion, why don’t you just stick to the snarky photo captions.
04.03.09 at 3:25 pm
Bannana Peel….there is one person here in that category: Gavin
04.03.09 at 3:27 pm
I swear these same liberal apologists that made the above comments would be asking for the head of John McCain in a platter if he was President right now.
You guys would be screaming bloody murder about “corporate welfare” and “war mongering” for things Obama is now in responsible for. Are you guys brainwashed and retarded? His ACTUAL policy in Iraq is still retaining an American occupation in Iraq and it makes enough sense he’s making a troop surge in Afghanistan which was the basic plan since Bush had “success” since the Iraq troop surge.
How brain washed can you be? The only thing Obama has done differently was probably green lighting funds for stem cell research. Overall, his policies which are no different than anything Bush or what John McCain would have done has only helped make the American dollar more useless day after day.
But whatever, you don’t give a shit that you still vote for a two party system and get suckered in by Obama’s personality cult.
But man, I MUST be a REPUBLICAN, a RACIST, and CRAZY to make such statements about our DEAR LEADER.
Oh by the way, has he done anything for actual fags yet? Answer: NO.
04.03.09 at 3:37 pm
We’ve been fighting in Afghanistan for the better part of a decade now, actually. I narrowly avoided going in 2007, so why are you saying that Obama has started another war?
Gavin enjoys hating things the majority of us like. Too punk for my blood.
04.03.09 at 3:37 pm
It’s the hilarious guy from New Wave Hookers! “You’re a fool to boot!”
04.03.09 at 3:43 pm
Taeil, Bush did have success with the surge and even the most vocal liberal opponents to it have come out and said they were wrong, or backtracked on the issue.
04.03.09 at 4:25 pm
what do you mean bush had success with the fucking surge. like it was his idea. fuck this. who cares.
04.03.09 at 4:43 pm
The only people dumber than those that thought the world would change with the election of one man are the people going, “SEE?? I TOLD YOU SO, the world isn’t awesome already, I guess that PROVES that Obama sux!!!”
That second one has pretty much been the position of the Republican party.
He’s been president two months.
He’s still overwhelmingly better than the alternative. McCain is a grandstanding, incoherent tool.
Obama may actually care about what happens to the vast majority of Americans.
He doesn’t make me want to kill myself every time I look at him. He doesn’t have jowls, like most of the conservative politicians in this country.
It was totally worth the effort to get him elected. I guess it helps that I have more patience than a one-year-old when it comes to evaluating systemic changes in our government.
And your spending talk, Gavin, makes you sound like pampered heir of a shipping magnate.
04.03.09 at 4:45 pm
I can’t wait for 2012. Shit is going to be so terrible in this country after 4 years of Obama thinking that the “lender of last resort” (i.e. Gavin’s commment about printing money) role the Government is currently playing will actually work. Not to mention that the world will “end” in 2012 according to whoever it that says that.
1932 poverty levels + increased apocalypse paranoia = shit is going to burnnnnnnnn = Awesome.
04.03.09 at 5:08 pm
Gavin is just trolling us, duh. stop falling for it.
04.03.09 at 5:20 pm
Nothing is worse than this dude, or any other entertainment website head honcho for that matter, giving opinions about things that actually matter. Shut up buddy.
04.03.09 at 5:20 pm
@ Banana Peel
“Leaving Aghanistan alone…led to the World Trade Centre”
You are incorrect. Bin Laden cited the US military presence on what he considered “Muslim soil” as the main motivation for the 911 attacks, as well as US support for Israel and the US embargo on Iraq.
Aggressive US interventionist policy led to the 911 attacks. Gavin’s point is that Obama is continuing that same policy.
04.03.09 at 5:33 pm
I dislike macintosh people with a passion
04.03.09 at 5:42 pm
Don’t turn to “hipsters” for economic advice. It’s like asking a trust fund kid where the money comes from – they just make a funny face.
04.03.09 at 5:45 pm
Obama is a commie.
04.03.09 at 5:57 pm
Much evidence from the great depression points to government spending being the only possible way out. FDR could have fixed more sooner if he had acted more decisively. Just because a 100% bad president like bush is easier for some people to understand, doesn’t mean we need a string of Regan jr.s just to make it easier for there to be hardcore bands. Think of it like this, if Obama doesn’t succeed you’ll have less fun clothes and electronics.
04.03.09 at 5:58 pm
Yeah, and cavalierly applying the needs of 1930s America to the needs of modern America is so…fucking stupid it makes me wretch.
04.03.09 at 6:03 pm
Basing economics on guessing is what societies used to do or worse.
04.03.09 at 6:17 pm
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NO IT DIDN’T. The fact that liberals/Democrats backtracked about the troop surge to save face is another reason why they suck. The troop surge helped a LITTLE BIT but the campaign in Afghanistan got FUCKED because of it. The reason why things calmed down in Iraq was that Sunnis and Shiites started to segregate their communities completely, and most Sunnis cut ties to Al Queda cause Al Queda’s fucking too insane. Resulting in the situation we have now for an Afghani troop surge.
http://www.international.ucla.edu/article.asp?parentid=79674
Otherwise it’s become a political tool for Democrats and Republicans to carry on a political charade.
Just like Republicans who are protesting this bullshit stimulus bull. Bush pushed for it and it was ENDORSED by McCain. I never said these people aren’t guilty of it too. Again, it’s part of the charade.
04.03.09 at 6:18 pm
Scared people or politicians try to score points instead of having a point. The only thing to fear is… You know
04.03.09 at 6:22 pm
Long time fan, Gavin.. first time caller…
Um.. I think when you say “up the ante,” it’s “up the ante,” not “up the anti.”
04.03.09 at 6:25 pm
—- The only people dumber than those that thought the world would change with the election of one man are the people going, “SEE?? I TOLD YOU SO, the world isn’t awesome already, I guess that PROVES that Obama sux!!!” —-
DEATH, are you telling me criticizing a President is stupid? You telling me, in this “democracy” we live in we should not shed light on the injustices ANYBODY commits as a person of power. Gavin, is NEVER said Obama was gonna fix all of American’s problem. He simply stated people such as yourself, who wear Shepard Fairy (a hypocritical hack artist) t-shirts of HOPE and CHANGE need to stop shoving it down people’s throats and go fuck off.
Now that he is OUR President, he’s used his powers to further policy YOU hated about Bush. Tell me who’s the real fucking tool. You denounce and hack away at Republicans yet you somehow still justify and put up with Democrats who do the exact same thing? Are you fucking out of your mind?
Oh yeah. You are.
04.03.09 at 6:30 pm
““But what about gay marriage. Ohh. We are gay dudes and we want to get married and adopt kids. But we also want to do tons of meth and go to circuit parties.”
right, because us straighties don’t do shit like that. if straights’ right to marry was based on their behavior there would be far less marriages taking place in this country. far, far, far less.
04.03.09 at 6:37 pm
Ugh you have got to be kidding me with this shit Gavin. If you think Obama is spending more than Bush then you don’t understand the budget. He’s lowering the budget over time. I used to think you were trolling with these ignorant ass posts but they keep coming and they’re never funny so now I’m starting to think you’re just another ignorant retard who spouts off about politics when you don’t know dick about shit.
04.03.09 at 6:53 pm
No heterosexual person calls themselves a straighty. You are a no-trojan horse gay man. My point was that most gay people don’t want to get married. They just want to preserve their wealth (no problem really with that) but that they hate real marriage, love, and freedom. Get with the program (and I dont mean will and grace.)
04.03.09 at 6:54 pm
“No heterosexual person calls themselves a straighty.”
so this is garbagetits’ assumption based on her limited experience in the world? wrong, i’m straight.
“You are a no-trojan horse gay man.”
wrong again. i’m a condom loving straight woman. next time try railing about no-trojan straights. they fucking love their hpv, trich, chlamydia and herpes. statistics don’t lie, they only tend to underestimate. every single guy i’ve ever been with has wanted to fuck w/out benefit of condom and that included anal. if you want to talk stupid sluts, look no further than us straighties first.
“My point was that most gay people don’t want to get married.”
if you actually knew any gay people beyond your immediate cirlce of douches you wouldn’t spout such tripe. you need a lot more life experience. once you get it you’ll know better.
04.03.09 at 7:19 pm
It’s called “Statism” you silly ass.
It’s what democracies/free markets evolve into. Get with the times.
Very ignorant druggies on this site.
04.03.09 at 7:23 pm
.. alexander the great succesfully invaded and ruled afghanistan..
04.03.09 at 7:40 pm
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
04.03.09 at 7:41 pm
JEWS DID 911 AMIRITE??
04.03.09 at 8:18 pm
let him say whatever the fuck he wants about obama, wether his facts are right or wrong. the president is one helpless fuck pretending to take leadership over a shithouse of people…and he has a bunch of little helpers making decisions who (most likely) shouldn’t be. this is the way it is, the way it always has been, and always will be.
to be honest, i don’t care how much he spends. or how many jobs are lost. or how long the fucking war goes on. ALL of us still have it pretty fucking good, in the grand scheme of things.
we can REALLY start complaining when we are shitting in a hole in the dirt every morning, and worrying about our kids dying from shit like THE FLU and fucking landmines.
04.03.09 at 9:21 pm
I voted for McCain. I’m standing tall.
04.03.09 at 9:24 pm
Taeil is a yellow uncle tom. Just sayin.
04.03.09 at 9:47 pm
^ white, rich, vegan, wears Shepard Fairey t-shirts, rides fix gears, and doesn’t have enough ethnic friends. Just saying.
04.03.09 at 10:53 pm
“ALL of us still have it pretty fucking good, in the grand scheme of things.”
You got some pretty low standards there, tough guy. We’re really kicking the ass out of life now. We’re better than SOME of the world. Newsflash: This place fucking sucks. Even if you have money it’s a psychological hell-hole, and it ain’t getting any better.
04.03.09 at 11:00 pm
Read Eckhart Tolle, that will definitely make you feel better about the world in a super way.
04.03.09 at 11:02 pm
Obama is an Uncle Tom for corporate America. Just sayin.
04.03.09 at 11:05 pm
Gavin is completely serious, and also completely right. He’s just the kid in the crowd who’s pointing out that the Emperor’s new clothes are complete and utter bullshit.
Obama’s policies are more typical short-term stop gaps, the damage of which won’t be seen for decades. Seriously, propping up GM? That’s not exactly playing to win, if you know what I mean.
The only benefit that will come out of this is that it will disillusion another generation of Americans, and help them to realize that change comes about in spite of who’s in office, not because of it.
Fuck democracy, fuck Obama, and fuck all of us for not being able to do any better than this.
04.03.09 at 11:26 pm
Just leave the poor Obama acolytes alone. If you put George Bush’s extreme homo-commie imperialist policies on Barack Obama’s face, then they feel okay. If you leave the same policies on Bush’s face, the suckers turn into pissers and moaners. Image truly is everything, to morons, a sub-species who can’t even fathom the idea of centrism. They need class war and gender war and race war and moral war and civil rights war in every thing they do. They also need Hollywood to tell them how to get off, or better yet, get by. Sadly, the problem with centrists right now is that they’re without a party. It’s all been hi-jacked by the Rove and Axelrod power aesthetics.
“Oooooh, I’m gonna start wiping my own ass now that Barack Obama is President.” Sure you are.
04.03.09 at 11:34 pm
you retard. you’re just as bad as those people who are pumping their fist because their president is black. it’s been barely 4 months, come on dude. this isnt about faith or whatever the fuck is or might happen because IT HASN’T HAPPENED YET. calm down
04.04.09 at 12:44 am
Um “Coach,” if you are going to jack my link, at least say something slightly original.
And come on now Gavin – “Obama has decided to up the anti”?? Really? I can’t decide what would be worse – if you thought that was correct, or if you thought it clever.
04.04.09 at 1:29 am
oh, taeil , you say that like those are bad things ( cept for the shepard fairey bit, hes a fag)
04.04.09 at 1:40 am
watch my movie, then form a conclusion.
04.04.09 at 3:35 am
or read that guys book.
04.04.09 at 3:36 am
“.. some gated community in west virginia”
Those don’t exist, you retard. It’s the poorest part of the fucking country.
04.04.09 at 5:40 am
Whoops! There are three…
http://www.privatecommunities.com/westvirginia/
…so there are as many in the whole state as there are in, say, Coney Island.
04.04.09 at 5:49 am
“Those don’t exist, you retard. It’s the poorest part of the fucking country.”
Yeah it is the poorest part of the fucking country, it’s also the whitest, but you don’t hear much about that now do you. HA!
04.04.09 at 8:20 am
I need all y’all muthafuckas to apologize and quit yo jobs or I’m a gon cry.
04.04.09 at 8:21 am
If I met the Queen of England, I know I’d give her an iPOD for real (show tunes included).
04.04.09 at 8:32 am
i love you gavin
04.04.09 at 8:59 am
I would be pretty surprised if Gavin actually read and digested these comments and maybe changed his opinion. I mean, he obviously doesn’t since he says troll-ish things like “i told you so”. he engages a masturbatory dialogue and then promptly exits.
the best thing you can do is not encourage it.
DON’T READ THIS WEBSITE.
For real, there’s enough entertaining shit on the web that you don’t have to feed into this asshole’s trolls.
04.04.09 at 12:56 pm
@lolz
“It’s barely been four months”
A lot of shit has gone down in barely four months. Check out Glenn Greenwald’s newest post for some bad news about Obama. Obama picked Summers and he picked Geithner, and he knew exactly what he was getting when he picked them.
http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2009/04/04/summers/
04.04.09 at 1:22 pm
@SHITCOCK
“He’s lowering the budget over time.”
You are incorrect. The last Bush budget had a deficit of roughly $450 billion. The first Obama budget projects a deficit of $1.2 trillion. Spending will increase, as will the deficit.
Bush:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/28/bush-leaving-next-preside_n_115335.html
Obama (7th paragragh):
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/02/AR2009040203473.html
04.04.09 at 1:34 pm
vegan world=end to all these problems. Am I going to have to keep saying this the entire century? yes.
04.04.09 at 4:21 pm
Gavin, I know you’re trolling your own site for pageviews but seriously your political commentary needs to grow past this sophomore shit. He’s a big-tent politician who co-opted academics who were sick of having their budgets slashed by some jesus nut, and now he needs to clean up a real shitty mess caused by Bush/Clinton. I’m with you right up until your justification, which is…where, again? Oh, right. Macfags voted for Obama, who are obsessed with pretty shit, NYU, and racially diverse friends. Oh, that’s why they voted for Obama. I really hope you don’t believe half the shit you type.
04.04.09 at 5:26 pm
granted but you are seriously forgetting who the opposition was at the elections. I’d rather sticks than regan’s corpse.
04.04.09 at 6:48 pm
also you’ve kind of been broken record about this since the elections.
04.04.09 at 7:29 pm
That Greenwald article blew my FUCKING my-yind.
04.04.09 at 7:34 pm
Oh my God. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I was in the 30th row at Barack’s election day acceptance speech. I was seen crying on TV. He’s a brilliant man who went to Harvard. Who would you rather have in office? Hillbilly Palin with her cosmetology degree from Couer d’Alene Community College or wherever she got her diploma? Jesus. She talks like a Canadian. And Alaska? That’s just some dipshit backwater asshole of America. Fucking losers. Barack is re-distributing the wealth. That’s a really really positive step toward globalization and helping the Native Americans and the wounded environment and the child soldiers of Malawi. Quit being so mean just because he’s 100% African-American!
Vegan Jules is right.
04.04.09 at 7:50 pm
Can anybody guess my skin color?
04.04.09 at 8:41 pm
stuck with sticks as our president? thats what i fucking voted for, doye!
04.04.09 at 8:47 pm
it’s kind of sad to see how many naive idiots there are on here, who actually bought into all that “hope” and “change” bullshit.
@Banana Peel: You think Obama is getting the money by raising taxes on the rich by like 3%? are you out of your fucking mind? It’s called debt, and the printing press. and that shit affects EVERYONE, and moreso the poor.
I agree that this was a tad pre-mature on Gavin’s part, though I do completely agree with him, and Taeil. Especially the bit about if McCain were doing this shit, people would be on the streets about the rich evil white warmonger. I will look forward to the next one in 2012, when you personality cult folk will have nothing left to back up your messiah with.
04.04.09 at 9:53 pm
What the hell is that “skin color” comment supposed to mean that I did not write? We need to fix the environment at whatever cost it requires. It was all of us who punctured the ozone layer, so it’s all of us who have to pay for it. We must reduce out carbon footprint. Barack will take us there. It’s about time we got someone in the White House who represents all of us.
04.04.09 at 10:31 pm
yo bee-otch there was like 508 Chicago Public School kids that got shot last year. Most of them lived on Barack Obama’s South Side. You just hired a butcher to stop the bleeding. But yeah, he’s got really straight white teeth. I like him!
04.04.09 at 10:34 pm
@Raw Simone
GO DRINK A GREEN SMOOTHIE YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaah We so fucked. Where the liquor?
04.04.09 at 10:41 pm
We’re never going to bond over race. It’s an extraordinarily sad pipe dream. The only thing we can even come close to bonding over is money, but we don’t have any and we never will, so they’re trying to get us to bond over race. When we can’t bond over race, we blame ourselves for being bad people even though the real problem is that they took all our money. This is called “passing the buck” to the ignorant fuckstains on the street.
04.04.09 at 10:54 pm
Guess my continent of origin! Come on, it’ll be fun!
04.04.09 at 10:56 pm
TITS OR GTFOH
04.04.09 at 11:50 pm
poop.
04.05.09 at 12:13 pm
Since there are only 8 continents I’ll go ahead and tell you my proud heritage. My father is an Argentinian Jewish man and my mother is a French and Algerian Catholic. They met at the Sorbonne in the 80s. I was born in Tempe, AZ. My fiancee is Scots, Danish, Hualapai Indian, and BLACK. We’re both raw foodists, feministas, and practicing Buddhists. I currently live in Fort Collins (aka Fort Fun), CO.
You see, there actually are diverse people living in America who have been yearning for a GLOBAL leader. Our time has come.
Can’t believe you guys go against Barack because of what the neo-con propaganda machine says about him. No pussy for you.
CASE CLOSED…white boy.
04.05.09 at 5:44 pm
You claim to embrace diversity, then you use “white boy” as a pejorative.
You’re retarded. Don’t let the case hit your fat ass when it closes on you.
04.05.09 at 6:39 pm
But can you guess why I put the work “BLACK” in all caps? Can you, huh???
I’ll give you a hint: even though I embrace diversity with open arms and labia, I embrace certain ethnic groups a leeeeetle bit more than others. There’s a certain color of skin I’m not quite as keen on as the others. Can you guess which?
Meka leka hi meka Heiney Ho,
Feminista Simone
04.05.09 at 6:44 pm
I think that we should consider that Obama and Michelle’s blackness is what truly gets under your skin. He’s done absolutely nothing shady or wrong as President. What else could it be?
04.05.09 at 10:42 pm
in one fell swoop you manage to contradict yourself over and over again! “diverse people in america waiting for a global’ (as long as he isnt white). It’s strange, and angers me how in society it would be acceptable for you to voice your contempt for people with white skin, while if anyone else tried to do so against any other racial type they would be ostracized and branded a racist. And really, when it comes down to it, it’s because the multi-cultural PC goons are all racists too. People who fit into my category would just like to see the elimination of double standards, and recognizing people based on their own personal merit rather than by the group they belong to. Lefty PC people however, treat blacks and minorities as second class citizens. They believe that they(coloured) NEED our(white) help in order to get jobs, own homes etc, because they believe they cant do it themselves.
Who is more racist?
And for the record, obama is PART of the neocon propaganda machine, and if you can’t see that by now, then i really feel sorry for you. Either way, most of the United states will see it by 2012.
04.05.09 at 10:42 pm
“He’s done absolutely nothing shady or wrong as President. What else could it be?”
Pull your head out of your Race Ass for one moment and consider the remote possibility that some people don’t think it’s cool to financially indenture this generation and the next and the next…and then pretend it’s government benevolence.
Like you’re a girl at Two Girls, One Cup, you blindly guzzle this globalist propaganda about “us” all “needing” a one-world leader, then you think you’re fighting the power by talking about the “neocon propaganda machine.”
Trust this one—the one-world, feel-goody propaganda machine has a lot more power and money behind it than Fox News. B’lee dat.
Only a dupe would think any of us need a leader in the first place.
04.06.09 at 2:15 am
I’m not that much against tax, if it’s not useless. And I like stimulus packages that give money straight to the consumer, rather than tax breaks to big business.
Seriously, of course he is the biggest spender, it’s called inflation! If you were doing it by like ratio or whatever, I bet FDR or some shit spent the same amount.
The war, well it’s fucked. At least this country actually HAS terrorists in it, though.
But yeah, biggest cult of personality ever.
Hitler WISHES he had PR like this.
On the other hand, he is good looking and a good speaker. So whatever.
He posed for Terry Richardson, so I don’t care.
Plus, Global Warming.
That’s my killer issue.
04.06.09 at 4:51 am
i don’t know i think that mr. obama is doing a good job and maybe white people ahve to pay for the crimes of the past. IMHO.
04.06.09 at 9:53 am
the problem with people like jiggly james is that they are racists. because I share the same skin color as slave-owners from 150+ years ago, I have to pay for what they did? First of all, most white people in the states probably have at least one ancestor who came AFTER the civil war and the abolition of slavery. My grandparents (from all sides) came from Ireland in the early 1900s. They didn’t have fuck all to do with slavery, and Irish were discriminated against too.
however that is beside my main point. I personally had nothing to do with slavery, therefore I should not be responsible for it. That would be like holding todays generation of germans responsible for the holocaust. they had as much to do with it as you or I did. In the end, you are just judging them by their genetic code, by their ethnic and national affiliations, and not by their actions. That is racism.
04.06.09 at 10:08 am
you got me angry now. ^^^why don’t you try getting off your moral soapbox mickey.^^^ if it weren’t for blacks we’d have to listen to the Irish cry about the n-word and the funny thing is that the n-word is probably more applicable to the Irish than it is to the blacks or even the puerto ricans. what have the irish ever contributed to civilization besides drunkenness and small peckers in the gene pool. james joyce? his non-sensical blather combined with his life as a sissy and a mooch ain’t much to be proud of and then there’s all that lousy drama like sean o’casey with juno @ the paycack and yeats and lady gregory…christ i’m falling asleep just saying their names. of course you have u2 but they only know how to play like 3 chords. the irish are the absolute worst when it comes to blaming white people for everything and being hypocritical self-loathing phony liberals (see the kennedy clan). shut it, bee-otch you’re in way over your head. GOBAMA.
04.06.09 at 10:19 am
Anyone who’s a paler shade than Jimmy Smits reminds me of Hitler. What have white people ever done for the world besides off it? We’d be living in Shangri-La if not for Yakub and the whites. Need historical examples? Where do we start? Cortes sounds good.
04.06.09 at 10:37 am
This site is ridiculous.
“What have white people ever done for the world besides off it? We’d be living in Shangri-La if not for Yakub and the whites.”
That comment is allowed.
“Well, they’re illogical, intolerant of free speech or thought, they have atrocious fashion sense, and they smell bad. What’s to like?”
That’s also allowed and much, much more about Muslims.
But if you say blacks are stupid based on their comments on this site it gets deleted.
Brilliant, simply brilliant. Free speech here unless you dare share your opinion about comments from black people.
Moves like that ensure that you remain part of the problem, not solution.
04.06.09 at 11:35 am
How did this conversation become about race? Do we really care about race issues more than federal spending? Oh Lord, America is screwed.
04.06.09 at 12:58 pm
@Koreanish: i want to say “oy veyh” but maybe i’m still brainwashed. listen, it ain’t a problem until it starts affecting us. that sounds dumb, but let’s be honest…most Americans don’t give a shit until their first-world luxuries start getting taken away. all I’m saying is let’s wait like, a year, and then pass judgment.
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04.14.09 at 10:16 am
Global Leader????? That scares the shit out of me. Nothing like putting the world in debt to eat up resources. All any of you need to know is the people Obama put in charge of our money are putting us all in debt for years to come. This monetary system will eat up all our resources and make all of us slaves to it.
04.14.09 at 4:37 pm