Comments on: OBIT THE DUST: JIM CARROLL

By: flannery

flannery — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:42:23 +0000

Jesus his song is about as valid as the one the Waitresses did about Christmas. I guess my book will flop unless I confess to stealing from the collection plate at the Cat-lick church so I could wear leather pants and boot up in the middle of the street during a Puerto Rican day parade. His sleepin’-jive-ass-white-boy bullshit makes me look bad even mentioning. Being a methadone flunky roach with a case of ,”MONSTA FACE!,” who can’t even sing good is all this dude will ever be. In Jr. High School we would put quarters on the radiator and then tell the love-tards (THAT’S YOU) we had some money for them, all they had to do was catch it. There you are screaming in pain with a bright red-hot quarter in your hand trying to somehow stuff it in your pocket fast because, ‘Itsa burmin meye fingurrs!”

By: Mounds Murphee

Mounds Murphee — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:02:24 +0000

RIP LEO! My ass is still making blood babies for you, after all these years. being a junkie poet is about as useful a job as being a plumber poet but even less cos you can’t fix life’s toilet when ya fill it full of shit. I’ve written a haiku about Jim Carroll I’d like ta share with you all N.O.W. (Now Oh Wow)

People Who Dieded
reminds me of being younger
and it wasn’t a happy time so good riddance

(green day reference)

anyway thanks for letting us see the doublemint/sweet valley twins as sluts, that’s helped me cum hard in girls I don’t really like but don’t want to upset many timers

By: lil' johnny giorno

lil' johnny giorno — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:52:44 +0000

i always hated that song. it’s like a shittier version of “88 lines about 44 women”.

By: The Stockbauer

The Stockbauer — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:46:01 +0000

Great man, great influence. I think some of my friends are dying now

By: The Stockbauer

The Stockbauer — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:45:27 +0000

Great song, great influence. At 44, my list of dead friends is unfortunately growing.

By: Matrick Swayze

Matrick Swayze — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:55:02 +0000

I can’t believe he made it to 60. My dad was 43 when he died, and he did not let old guys blow him in subway bathrooms for cough syrup and heroin money.

By: white power

white power — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:53:05 +0000

put a donk on it.

By: Dork

Dork — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:17:31 +0000

I still have him on vinyl, and some of his books. He was a part of my growing up. RIP I never saw the movie though…

By: Kanye West

Kanye West — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:51:43 +0000

May I be granted the grace and affection to be given an obit by Trace. Now to do something interesting with my life….

By: Mutz Cavner

Mutz Cavner — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:27:05 +0000

This should be a warning shot fired across your bow Agent Mule