STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » OLD LADY RAPES GIMP

If very old, black, females are raping men, we know the pendulum has swung a little too far and it’s time feminism took a time out.

A 68-year-old Tampa woman was arrested today for forcing a severally mentally handicapped man to perform oral sex on her, police say.

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4 Comments

Dentures Dam Says:

If her mouth is that puckered and dry…

Maybe he’s one of those dudes who constantly chews an oversized tongue. I mean, a few hours looking at that and your box is probably whispering, “Do it. Do it. He’s asking for it.”

07.18.08 at 11:11 am
Spencer Says:

some people will wait an entire lifetime for some good head…hope it was worth it

07.18.08 at 11:26 am
Jim Goad Says:

Looks like Moms Mabley.

“…a severally mentally handicapped man…”

Severally? Not severely, eh? And that’s from the Tampa Tribune. The entire Western World is crumbling under an avalanche of retardation.

07.18.08 at 12:50 pm
tommy gun Says:

maybe they meant he has several handicaps.

07.18.08 at 4:47 pm

STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET BONER 1117

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

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STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

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STREET BONER 1115

If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

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