STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

You wish you were Lauren Santo Domingo! Current obsession!!! She is the chicest good time gal in the Land of Conde Nast, has the chicest life, the chicest jaw line, the chicest closet …basically chicest everything. Her new spread in Vogue Paris really inspired me!!! I really need to re-invent myself to be a proper IT Girl!!!!! Now is the time to clean myself up and stop getting naked at parties, showing off my mangina to the blogarazzi, find out who her colorist is, her Pilates teacher and find the most eligable gay husband!!! Evey girl and gay should channel a little bit of LSD into thier daily routines. My new motto is “What Would Lauren Santo Domingo Do?”

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Jonny Makeup
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This entry was posted on 06.15.09 at 10:00 am by Jonny Makeup. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

17 Comments

Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

What the fuck?

06.15.09 at 10:23 am
garbage Says:

this bitch is weak

06.15.09 at 10:44 am
skull front Says:

skull front can’t follow this. and i’m a skull

06.15.09 at 11:40 am
Dork Says:

She has a nice strong nose. That shit woulda gotten chopped by the age of 11 over here.

06.15.09 at 1:10 pm
Carl Says:

Her arms look like Gollum’s

06.15.09 at 1:37 pm
BAPS Says:

FINALLY an answer to the prayers of straight women who lust after drag queens

06.15.09 at 2:05 pm
Gnarlitude Jen Says:

Totally one of the best editorials! I wanted to do a post like this too. She is amazing and though I never use the word, I think chic was the best term to describe her completely. Also who has better fucking initials than her? No one! She needs an LSD Goyard or something. Ha.

06.15.09 at 3:09 pm
come mierda Says:

she’s a rich bitch with an eating disorder & coke addiction who married a rich colombian
how can he want to fk a bag of bones i dont know

06.15.09 at 4:09 pm
das Says:

i’d beat her with my peter

06.15.09 at 6:03 pm
dapwell Says:

what?

06.15.09 at 6:52 pm
... Says:

Jonny, even the Bible doesn’t give better reasons for hating fags than you do.

06.15.09 at 7:29 pm
Princess Pr0n Says:

bust-ed

06.15.09 at 9:11 pm
John Doie Says:

haters are faggots.

06.15.09 at 11:20 pm
danny Says:

i wanna suck you off sumthin’ big time jonny makeup.

06.16.09 at 1:54 am
Uncle Vernon Says:

Kill it before it breeds.

06.16.09 at 1:59 am
Charles Says:

not attractive. Make it better!

06.16.09 at 3:07 pm
XxPJC Says:

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE me some LSD. Tres chic. Xxxxxxx

06.18.09 at 5:38 pm

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

ENLARGE

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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