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ONION: VIRTUAL WORLD OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT

‘Warcraft’ Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing ‘Warcraft’

What if you set up a character in Second Life because you had no friends but, over time, your character became unpopular too? So you started a new guy within that game where he played Third Life and gave it another go. What if you’re just a shitty guy?

This entry was posted on 06.12.08 at 7:01 am by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

6 Comments

Punkvesty Says:

So many fashion don’ts, I mean street boners. Second gay life, that’d sell right?

06.12.08 at 9:03 am
crampon Says:

I would play Second Gay Life, as long as it had advanced simulated real-time buttsex, or extreme drag dance-off cat fight missions.

06.12.08 at 9:54 am
Loomis Says:

Mute your computer and watch it again while just reading the text along the bottom.

06.12.08 at 10:31 am
Billy Nipples Says:

COOL. Maybe next time you can link to a saturday night live skit.
Good Work.

06.12.08 at 10:32 am
Anonymous Says:

I used to be on Billy Nipples’ side concerning Kyle McInnes’ posts, but now I feel as though people like Mr. Nipples are desperate to see and know about things that that they think no one else has seen or knows about, or, at least things that no one in his circle of friends has seen or knows about. This is very sad, because going to this website to garner some sort of caché is like admitting you are a retard at using the Internet. Kyle, your posts continue to expose these retards, and I thank you.

06.13.08 at 1:48 am
Jasmine Says:

This was such an informative, relevant answer. It was exactly what I was looking for. I’m so happy to know I’ll be getting something out of you posts.

03.05.09 at 12:23 am

STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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