My eldest son goes to a Public School that’s about one-quarter Muslim. Whaddya gonna do:
A) My wife is a jerkoff crunchy-type who likes to make little token gestures to make herself feel like she’s not part of The Problem.™ Little token gestures, ya know, like befriending Muslim women and marrying niggers.
B) I don’t have the money to override her and send the kid to a nice Jewish private school.
So the kid suffers: he’s having to live HIS life as a pawn of his mother’s political angst and spastic gestures against the windshieldless flyshit of society.
It’s not the end of the world – why shouldn’t the kid be in therapy till he’s 70 like everyone else? Hey, at least I’m keeping track; each time I notice something like this – something I feel will shape his neurosis later in life – I write him a receipt and put it into a little scrapbook under his bed. The plan is to give is to give it to him as a wedding gift so that he can in-turn give it to his therapist. If he’s got an honest analyst, this should save him 5 years and $50,000 in therapy.
Nigga I don’t even have to analyze ya! The shit that fucked ya up is all right here!
Here’s what happened last week:
One of my son’s teachers is an observant Muslim woman. She wears a mellow little burka – not one of the hardcore Lone Ranger bandit shits where all you can see is their chastened eyes – just a tasteful little shamecover.
Anyway, she’s lovely. Really sweet young woman; quiet, polite, all-around good vibe. Am I 100% convinced that she doesn’t belong to a mosque in the darkest corners of Islamic Brooklyn, where they are secretly planning the next series of Airforce One photo-ops in lower Manhattan? No I am not; but hey, who doesn’t have their flaws.
Like you, my wife thinks that I am a bad person because of these secret uncertainties I harbor. On the other hand, this is coming from the woman who is sending our son to school with an uncommonly large percentage of Muslims just to prove a point. So perhaps we’re both assholes, and the middle ground lieth in between.
Anyway: I was dropping him off at school, and he asked me to come into the classroom. He does that sometimes. So in we go, and it’s lovely – paintings, puzzles, picture of Obama – very nice.
So right before I leave, I’m standing in one corner with my son and Ms. Anurag, the Muslim teacher. On the wall next to us, there are pictures of the wonders of the world – they’ve got the Sphinx, the Pyramids, and a big picture of Stonehenge.
My son was looking at the Stonehenge photographs, but only because he was killing time nervously before my imminent departure. Ya think he said anything like “Wow dad, how did those rocks get like that?”
Nga plz – Homeboy lives his life watching exploding Pokemons leap over shrieking burning robots – think he’s gonna be impressed by a bunch of rocks and rubble? Nga wasn’t even impressed by Ground Zero and that shit is the KING of rubble; his ass just wanted a hot pretzel.
But just like everything else I think is cool, I don’t CARE whether he cares; I’m his dad so I FORCE my own interest upon him just like my dad with me. So I started telling him about the wonders of Stonehenge – a move that was also bound to help break the ice between Ms. Anurag and me, at least better than my other options such as, “Well Billy, did you know that Ms. Anurag’s people are the ones who made all that rubble?”
So instead I pointed at the picture of Stonehenge and said “Billy, look at these rocks- they are huuuge, bigger than 10 big men! They are TOO HUGE for men to have stacked on their own because these guys had NO machines or noggin.com to help them so it’s a BIG MYSTERY as to how those rocks got stacked like that!”
He wasn’t impressed, so he went and felt-up a Barbie puzzle. I’m all set.
But just because I failed with him didn’t mean I had to fail with Ms. Anurag, so I turned to her and said:
“I just watched this Discovery channel special on Stonehenge- a lot of those people think it was built by aliens!”
I always like to treat fundamentalist Muslims like regular people as a goof – just to see how they’ll react.
“Hohoho,” she laughed “Yes.” Then she confided in me:
“But we know it was god.”
Whoa; I got this weird feeling in my stomach, and at that moment I COULD have said:
“Well, different people have different beliefs.”
or even:
“Come now Ms. Anurag, you know damn well that’s crazy talk.”
Either one would have been more honest, but instead, because I didn’t want my perceived atheism being taken out on my kid – or maybe because I’m a giant pussy I just said:
“yeah.”
That right there gave her license, and it was my fault.
“Man had all these crazy ideas,” she said
“Right?” I said. We were on a roll together.
“Like man come from a monkey- it is crazy! How come I look around I don’t see any man monkey walk around? It is crazy but man so far from god he believe.”
My stomach fell. I should have confronted her, but instead I responded in the only way I knew how:
WELL MS ANURAG I THiNK THAT YOU ARE RITE I AM WITH YOU ONE THIS ON AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW MANS’ HUBRISS OF COARSE IM’ LATE FOR A MEETIGN LOL
Listen: God didn’t make Stonehenge, it was either people or aliens, and I did not appreciate her saying anything about her crazy god in my kid’s classroom.
Now, one important detail is that she didn’t say anything about Allah or anything Muslim-specific. All joking aside, I would have had the same reaction to any crazy god-lovin Christian or Jew – the part that made me freak out was a) the ignorant rejection of evolution and b) the fact that she was my child’s teacher.
I left the classroom pensively, and then I did what any sane and caring human being would do about this helpless, innocent, honest, well-meaning and downright GOOD Muslim moman: I went directly into the principal’s office and reported her.
I told the story to the principal – built it all up just like I do on Streetcarnage. I really hooked her and strung her along, and then slammed her over the head with the punchline. She was stunned.
Literally two days later, Ms. Anurag had been let go. Oops. I think I just took a job away from an innocent Muslim woman at the tail end of a tough recession.
Since I guess I should apologize to someone, I’ll confess to you, the liberals: Sorry guys, I do feel bad about it because I know it’s tough times out there, but ya know what? I don’t want her teaching my kids – and that’s more important to me than her job.
If she wants to have an ancient devotion to a make-believe boxcutter dragon, that’s up to her – but I don’t want anyone in a position of power over my children who doesn’t believe in science and evolution – I don’t think it’s good for my kid, and that’s who I care about – not her innocent, subservient, well-intended ass.
Now fire away, Richard Talkins; I’m the guy that came from a monkey.
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05.06.09 at 6:51 am
Woot woot wooooo
05.06.09 at 6:54 am
damn. i mean i guess you shouldn’t really be talking about god in schools anyway, but damn you got her fired! shit
05.06.09 at 6:56 am
oh, doy! you are the manager.
05.06.09 at 7:10 am
I would have gotten her fired too but the difference is (and I think you know this is where you fucked up and what makes you a douchebag) I would have told her to her face that her beliefs were ridiculous.
05.06.09 at 7:59 am
Damn. On the one hand I can imagine you don’t want some teacher feeding your kid this god bullshit and sell it as ‘truth’. On the other hand, every person has certain ideas about how the world works, that are basically nothing more than beliefs, and so does every teacher, and they’re bound to pass this on…
05.06.09 at 8:02 am
Good parent
05.06.09 at 8:18 am
Again with the stuppit musing on your Stupid gods! You make me sick and laughing in you. Your gods are aleins–such foney joke!!! When USA is new China coloney I will be guard to beat you all for my enttertainment!
Form PReck!!!!!
05.06.09 at 8:53 am
Forget that. Sorry, but all fundamentalist bullshit is the same rubbish, whether the person spouting it is wearing a burqa, a white collar, or whatever Baptists wear– cheap cologne? I’ve got zero pity for crap like this. Somehow it got built into the Constitution that you can’t discriminate on creed & religion, which is straight up dumb; what you believe & think & do is precisely the shit I will discriminate for.
05.06.09 at 9:06 am
way to go BN!
05.06.09 at 9:22 am
you had me at: a). I LOL’ed There was no need to go on, you’re a muthafutha Genius! thank you! peas.
05.06.09 at 9:33 am
Stonehenge was part of R’lyeh, Cthulhu’s minions built it before it rose from the sea.
05.06.09 at 9:37 am
why do i get the feeling that if she went on about being a hardcore, manhating, political lesbian you would have secretly pissed your pants with delight, rushed home to tell the crunchy partner, and then rationalized that your son would benefit from being exposed to somebody whose ideas were a bit different. you then would have placated any feelings of unease by telling yourselves that you could answer any questions little blognigger might have if she said anything misandrist in his presence. at the very least, you wouldn’t have said word one to her boss about her lifestyle. amirite?
you’re a conservative in libs clothing.
05.06.09 at 9:39 am
Through his writing, BN is consistently exhibiting clear signs that he is on his way to becoming an ornery old fart.
05.06.09 at 9:46 am
“boxcutter dragon” = ftw
05.06.09 at 9:56 am
What’s a school?
I love BN.
05.06.09 at 9:57 am
all hail the all mighty goddess Ices
05.06.09 at 10:14 am
Awesome. I’m a liberal and this has nothing to do with liberal/conservative. Good work.
05.06.09 at 10:25 am
I like the sneaky Noggin reference.
05.06.09 at 10:46 am
you can tell the girl in that pic is pretty hot underneath all that shit.
you should of used a pic of ur little dude superimposed over one of those pashtun kids bobbing his head over a koran madrassa style.
05.06.09 at 10:50 am
not a fuckin’ chance in hell that i’m gonna read all that.
05.06.09 at 10:53 am
I usually get pissed when people are like “ohh so you think god has actually any direct influence or relevance….”
But that god built stonehenge??? thats borderline retarded.
05.06.09 at 10:55 am
Reads like a Nazi propaganda morality tale (or Canterbury Tales?) but with a Muslim antagonist instead of a Jew. I’m not saying that I disagree with anything you say, but this definitely strikes me as a fire with fire sort of approach.
05.06.09 at 10:55 am
Your kid shows early signs of intelligence. Hot pretzels are way better than 9/11. Let’s roll!
05.06.09 at 11:11 am
Holy shit, Blognigger really is Just A Normal Guy (JAG)…
“WELL MS ANURAG I THiNK THAT YOU ARE RITE I AM WITH YOU ONE THIS ON AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW MANS’ HUBRISS OF COARSE IM’ LATE FOR A MEETIGN LOL”
Complete with the spelling mistakes and “Lol” and “Well it just goes to show…”
What the fuck, BN!? People were saying it was you but come on…why? To comment in anonymity? Fuck.
05.06.09 at 11:30 am
that woman belonged to that place way more than your son does.
maybe your wife AND you, should’ve thought about this before sending your progenie to a school with an islamic majority and an islamic teacher…
it’s not like you live in a fucking 3rd world country and you can’t choose, ffs.
05.06.09 at 11:31 am
Getting someone fired for mentioning God is retarded. The majority of Americans believe in the existence of a God. No one in this vast majority is fit to teach your kids?
05.06.09 at 11:40 am
These italicized comments can go fuck themselves.
05.06.09 at 11:42 am
a-fuckin-men. i would have done the same thing, except i would have gone to the principal with the EXPRESS purpose of getting her fired. don’t apologize to us (the liberals, among whom i count myself). religion? does not deserve my respect.
05.06.09 at 11:44 am
Get a divorce already. Do you know how much your cock, not to mention your self-esteem, will swell once you get your siggy on those papers?
05.06.09 at 11:44 am
Who the fuck is Richard Talkins?
05.06.09 at 11:50 am
That’s a little fucked up. Who the fuck is *you*, nigga?
The God thing is fucked up, but, fuck man…Could have at least waited until she gave your son a handjob before you gave her the axe.
05.06.09 at 11:58 am
fuck this winded nigga
05.06.09 at 12:05 pm
Bn keeeeeeled me I take you to COURT!!!!
05.06.09 at 12:14 pm
WELL IT JUST GOZE TO BLOW LFR
05.06.09 at 12:17 pm
is the italic intended to have us write less? efficient.
way to go creating terrorists BN, LOL.
05.06.09 at 12:21 pm
“What’s a school?”
Child Soldier in Somalia = winrar
05.06.09 at 12:24 pm
Bn, you are getting better and better every single week. This shit is so good I just can’t believe it.
05.06.09 at 12:28 pm
A black Jew with a white Jew wife gets a Muslim teacher fired because she doesn’t believe in evolution? Is there a single part of this story that could have taken place below the Mason-Dixon?
05.06.09 at 12:53 pm
whats a dixon?
05.06.09 at 1:02 pm
@bkbs
Richard Talkins = Richard “Dawkins” !!! GET IT? LOLZ
Go to a school where they teach evolution cuz they don’t believe in G O D or some shit & come back correct, SON.
He can skewls you a thing or two about “The Selfish Gene” He also introduced the word “meme” to the world before the intrawebz became bigger than the Beatles.
BTW Blurgnergler, i got all this knowledge from public school. Of course that was the same high school where i got flack from English teachers who saw me carrying around a book of Camus’ essays & when i said i read it “for fun” they scoffed & eye-roll’d me.
i spent half my life in a private religious school & half in public. In summation,
+Pros of private school: Catholic school girls are the biggest fucking sluts in the world! -Cons: Getting caught with nude drawings depicting fellow classmates you hate fornicating will give you a bad reputation. My best friend & i were like the “Ghostworld” bitches of elementary school.
+Pros of public school: NO UNIFORMS! -Cons: Everyone is stupits. Wait, that could be a pro now that i think about.
05.06.09 at 1:05 pm
soooo let me get this straight. You got her fired because she believes in God? Sounds pretty fucking intolerant to me. I understand if you don’t want her talkin that God talk to the class but she didn’t. She was talking to you. And you led her on so you could get her fired.
It sounds like you lied to the principal. To get a teacher fired you have to prove that she is preaching to the kids in class, not just your selfish ass.
also think it’s funny that you are convinced that either aliens or humans built stonehenge.
05.06.09 at 1:06 pm
Scope monkey trialed her ass out the door! Good work. She obviously exceeded the maximum number of bullschit superstitions allowed to flow from her mouth and into your child’s brain. Since one or two of them were pretty huge (Islam, creation), I think it was a good move.
05.06.09 at 1:16 pm
tail end of the recession? no.
05.06.09 at 1:17 pm
i don’t like all this “their people” and “our people” bullshit. you’re your own person so don’t hide behind your skin color.
05.06.09 at 1:41 pm
i’d kill to see a picture of blognigger’s wife.
05.06.09 at 1:51 pm
Hey Blognigger! Try writing one piece that doesn’t involve race. Just one.
05.06.09 at 2:04 pm
@Europe (the band) :
dude, “blogNIGGER”, what did you expect?
@vanessa :
i wonder if his wife is so damn hot really.
05.06.09 at 2:10 pm
No offense to retards, but retards shouldn’t be teachers.
05.06.09 at 2:17 pm
Well unless your kid grows up to be a genius, you just fucked an innocent person over for nothing.
05.06.09 at 2:20 pm
I am Blognigger’s wife. What of it?
-JewWifeNigger
05.06.09 at 2:30 pm
wait, was this bitch the science teacher? cuz if she just taught phonics or state capitals that was an asshole move. though she shoulda seen it coming, that my-god-says shit will even get u fired from the Gap. True fact
05.06.09 at 2:30 pm
I would have done the same thing, had I been dumb enough to squirt out monkey-monster creatures on whose welfare I have to spend any time, money, or energy. Hells no. I have a hard enough time keeping the crazies away from me!
05.06.09 at 2:36 pm
BLOGNIGGER : STREETCARNAGE :: WHIP CREAM : SHIT
05.06.09 at 2:46 pm
@VALGINE of 1:06 PM
OH NO U DI’INT!
i di’int write that. doesn’t even sound like me step ya wack game up biatch.
AND DUH CUNT ERRBODY KNOWS GIANT ONE EYED CYCLOPSES BUILT STONEDHENGE CUZ THEY WERE LIKE HEY GUYS LETS PLAY LEGOS LETS BUILD A DOLL HOUSE FOR OUR HUMAN PLAYTHINGS WHERE THEY CAN PERFECTLY SEE THE SUN DURING THE SOLSTICES ALL NICE NICE AFTER WE BASH THEIR HEADS IN ‘N BURY EM
05.06.09 at 2:52 pm
Are the italics some mind fuck trick you learned in the psych dept. at UC-Santa Clara Berkeley Small Midwestern In the Middle of a Cornfield College? Shit is fucking me up, turning the blue sky gray and the green grass yella. Please take it away. Wife pics?
05.06.09 at 3:00 pm
hot wife? are u kidding? a hot jewish girl does not marry a black dude, she marries a good old money wasp.
05.06.09 at 3:23 pm
@ ur doing it rong
“Stonehenge was part of R’lyeh, Cthulhu’s minions built it before it rose from the sea.”
Fucking hilarious. Lulz.
05.06.09 at 3:31 pm
@ VALGINE
Uhhh…she didn’t believe in evolution, which means she’s treating hard science like it’s a myth. That’s going to be reflected in some form or another in her teaching method and affect the children. If you don’t think so then you’re a moron. I’m glad she got fired.
05.06.09 at 3:39 pm
That was directed to VALGINE @ 1:06 PM.
05.06.09 at 3:43 pm
Damn dude… One best- vintage shit, thanks.
05.06.09 at 4:21 pm
Ha! Isn’t Gavin always going on about how hard it is to get someone fired from a public school?
05.06.09 at 4:39 pm
i like the italics. They really class the place up.
05.06.09 at 4:40 pm
Regarding all this “reflected in some form or another of her teaching method” business, how old is is bnigger’s kid? He mentions his pokemon fixation, which I guess could drag on into his early tens, but if we’re talking about a kindergarten teacher, that’s a pretty dick move.
05.06.09 at 4:45 pm
way too long, get your own blog nigger
05.06.09 at 5:04 pm
if miss lady knew ANYTHING about anything at all, bitch would know that the stonehenge aliens were actually gods angels and that they were really flying reptiles with blue blood, who eventually rebelled and came to earth taking on the role of royalty (hello, blue bloods) and politicians, and all of these people are just shape-shifting god-betraying scoundrels… and that they are all working against the good aliens who probably made stonehenge, blahblahblah. …
…i love how people scoff at shit like that and are like, “oh HOHOHO, EVOLUTION.” but then go on about religion… “ohhh yes, moses, who parted the red sea, and oh, jesus, who rose from the dead, who cured people with his touch, oh yes, muhammed, who did magical violent things, and buddha, who levitated and transcended time and space within his mind.” i don’t know. i mean… religious texts aren’t exactly full of common sense.
05.06.09 at 6:02 pm
Jesus, yet again another bullshit post…Fucking boring!
Godam this website is really startig to fucking suck.
Maybe nows the time to sell it to MTV?
Fucks.
05.06.09 at 6:59 pm
the real victim isn’t the teacher, but rather your son. the teacher has her faith-she’ll be fine. all your son has is a couple of dipshits for parents that’ll be divorced before he gets to high school.
05.06.09 at 8:07 pm
Hey, SBTVC, close your tags!
05.06.09 at 8:12 pm
blognigger you need to check this out I’m not saying he’s right I don’t really care but it’s still cool
http://www.theforgottentechnology.com
05.06.09 at 8:18 pm
BN: You forgot that she is an NYC pubic school teacher – so she will never be fired. She will get to sit in a quiet room memorizing sections of the Koran for a few months at full pay. Eventually the whole situation will be dismissed as a violation of her religious freedom and no record will appear in her file.
You did her a favor. Now she doesn’t have to work in summer school with no A/C.
“Because knowing is 1/2 the battle”
05.06.09 at 8:37 pm
“Well Billy, did you know that Ms. Anurag’s people are the ones who made all that rubble?”
they sure fuckin were billy. what a post!!
05.06.09 at 9:00 pm
Really Vane$$a? Is that all you got for this tediously safe piece of thinking/obvious attempt to curry favor with the masses by regurgitating an opinion that everyone who frequents this site is obviously going to agree on? Gee Blognigger, whaddaya figure the chances are that someone around here is gonna tell you with any gusto that this here piece o’ journalism ain’t nothin’ but a soft twat piece of hipster dick strokin’ candy, impossible to refute with any kind of straight face. “Hey, I fucked over a retard, and a deserving creationist Muslim one at that.” BFD. This shit is airtight. If it’s 4th and goal from the 5 with 2 seconds on the clock and you’re down by 3, do you kick the field or do you roll the dice and go for the TD? Well, if Coach Blognigger is roaming the sidelines, you obviously go for the field goal. You play it SAFE. Come on Vane$$a! Did the open mic lobotomy take, or are you just playing possum? Please say yes to playing possum. Please?
05.06.09 at 9:27 pm
I bet the teacher was UGG-lee. You don’t get no fine ass woman fired. You gently Americanize her with the blunt end of your cack.
05.06.09 at 9:30 pm
yes
05.06.09 at 9:35 pm
I totally agree with everything BN said. Creationism is stupid. Finally, someone has the courage to speak out against it.
05.06.09 at 9:46 pm
Helmut, you realize that what you just typed is completely unintelligible, do you not?
I can’t even tell whether you like Vane$$a or hate him!
05.06.09 at 9:47 pm
The world is round, and from this point forward I’m going to show the courage to stand up for that assertion. Thank you Blognigger for being such a terrific role model.
05.06.09 at 9:49 pm
What’s “safe” about writing about getting a muslim fired from a job onf streetboners ?
05.06.09 at 9:53 pm
hhahaha, Helmut, sounds like you should do an open mic entry
05.06.09 at 9:54 pm
I gotta agree with Chic. If she was hot BlogN would have been like, “Say Ms. Anurag, that’s quite the spiritual philosophizing you’re doing over there. I’m Jewish and we don’t talk about deep goodness like that. I’ve never heard anything like that before. It’s magical. Us Jewish people are far too busy polishing our horns and counting our money to ever get in touch with your loving god in such a profound way. Look, I’ve got some errands to run, but can we discuss this some more in a couple of hours? I’m truly thinking about becoming Muslim now. Will YOU show me the way, Ms. Aneurysm, I mean rag. What do you say we meet at the 39th St. Days Inn at around, I don’t know, 10:30 this evening? Great. See ya then. Alsalam baby.”
05.06.09 at 10:04 pm
It’s safe cuz it ain’t a bone of contention around here…homey. The overwhelming consensus says that creationism and all its followers should be flushed down the turlet. Only a stone cold hillrod moron would argue against that. You’re stroking off the need of all these vain ass hipsters to have their opinions thrown back in their grills. What’s Vane$$a supposed to say? You’re wrong? Some bearded old guy sitting on a cloud reached down and created that piece of shit we call Stonehenge and I can prove it cuz I feel the super pure goodness in my heart and my loins?
Hey, what the fuck do I gotta do to get on the English bitch’s no entry list? Shit. Who the fuck wants to go to England anyways?
05.06.09 at 10:15 pm
BN,
Wow dude. Well done, best one in a while.
You did absolutely the right thing here, im betting she kept to herself the part about how it wasnt just GOD that made stonehenge, but HER GOD… the ONE TRUE EXCLUSIVELY MUSLIM GOD OF ALL GODS etc etc ect.
Same as the christians this shit has got to stop.
We’re all a bit crazy sometimes, but religious people are FUCKING INSANE, only they dont know it. ie: the scary part.
Us atheists have been really tolerant of their ‘beliefs’, but i think we’ve all had quite enough (9/11, the inquisitions, genocide etc) and its time to tell it like it is:
“CRAZY RELIGIOUS PEOPLE GO SIT IN A CORNER”.
No jobs for you. Unless its making cardboard boxes, but even then i wouldnt trust you people with a gun stapler.
Any religion, I dont care who you are, we’ve had enough of your bullshit and now its time to fuck the hell off.
Respectfully mine,
BJ
05.06.09 at 10:22 pm
^^^Exhibit A-hole
05.06.09 at 10:25 pm
The problem with freedom of speech is that you gotta deal with all those shitty people and their shitty opinions. Personally, I wouldn’t have it any other way. What are you gonna do? Forever shield your kid from the world?
05.06.09 at 10:26 pm
@ Beej
You should contact the devil Hitchens and see if you can write for Free Inquiry.
05.06.09 at 10:28 pm
Quit stealing my name Helmut Puccarelli. I’m dull and happy now. BN can do no wrong.
05.06.09 at 10:38 pm
Seriously, Vanessa… you on anti-depressants now or something? If so, as bad as it sounds, keep taking them because your responses have become somewhat thoughtful, intelligent and funny.
05.07.09 at 12:25 am
@BEEJ “gun stapler”? You have dyslexia probably.
05.07.09 at 2:53 am
Actually helmut- read the comments- there seems to be a healthy amount of dissent and discussion.
But don’t let actuality get in the way of your predetermined rant
05.07.09 at 9:45 am
@ lolz
when it comes from 22 year old girls it’s not called “dissent,” it’s called being “on the rag.”
omg i’m so sorry i just said that. bad vane$$a!
05.07.09 at 11:20 am
Yawn, once again it’s all about vane$$a. Honey, we saw your post and it sucked. You’ve lost your higround. Move along,.
05.07.09 at 11:51 am
I’m sorry Val.
05.07.09 at 11:59 am
i [heart] blognigger
05.07.09 at 1:24 pm
In all honesty, Blognigger is hands down THE best writer on the internet. His articles overshadow anything that goes on in the comments section. I will go away now. Thanks BN!
05.07.09 at 1:56 pm
Best = overwrought. I wanted to be sure to clarify my statement.
05.07.09 at 2:08 pm
listen.
I went to catholic schools for most of my life
and in 8th grade science when it was time to cover evolution
they taught it.
side by side to Creationism
literally back to back, with our religion books.
the same teacher, in the same period.
you did the right thing.
btw. anyone ever hear bill hicks theory on evolution?
it’s by far my favorite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baeT3g7udho
05.07.09 at 2:56 pm
Blognigger you are an asshole and a fucking loser. Yeah the Muslim teacher’s going to steal your child from you because she believes in some retarded fairy tales. Why don’t you be a fucking parent and fill your kid in on the simple-as-shit refutations of her bullshit instead of getting the credulous bitch fired? Now what the hell is she going to do? Religious people need to be taken care of like the mentally handicapped, not thrown out into the street to be devoured by the godless forces of capitalism.
You’re a cunt.
05.07.09 at 4:48 pm
Something tells me Charles ain’t a parent. Hey helmut, what happns to this topic being so safe?a least Charles has an opinion!
05.07.09 at 6:27 pm
100th
05.07.09 at 6:41 pm
here is the thing.
BN could stand to lose a LOT if this is 100$ true.
I think the story came from a friend.
05.07.09 at 8:13 pm
ahh man…
can’t you guys see – this whole shit is made up. Jews and Muslims hate each other… and we’re reading a pro-Jew blogger… Lets see some quirky Muslim bloggers!
05.08.09 at 7:40 am
VALGINE nailed it…
I think you need more then that one comment to you (not the students) to take action. I feel badly for the teacher. She should not of been punished for her beliefs, which as far as I could tell from your story, and correct me if I’m wrong, there was no evidence she was sharing with the students. I think you may have fucked up here.
05.09.09 at 6:46 pm
fuckin eh fire that stupid bitch!
05.10.09 at 1:47 am
hellz yeah, we don’t want the pubic schools system turning into waziristan – well maybe in the outer boroughs, or new brunswick but not this close to barney’s. next thing you ya know, she woulda been confiscating baloney sandwiches and performing clitoridectomies during naptime. fuck anyone playing some kinda reed richards liberal mutherfucking game of bleeding heart twister that is so profoundly disturbed by the idea of a cross cultural game of go fish not turning out all lifetime network rosy for the Eva Braun People’s Temple in a head scarf that blognigger is the bad guy in this shit. Facts is facts and it is way more plausible that stone henge is some kind of romulan porta potty than it is a discarded set of the prophet’s mah jong tiles. I just hope she doesn’t up and start a sandnigger or jihadnigger blog and cut into the lucrative adsense revenue that keeps bn mudwrestling in wading pools of caviar
05.11.09 at 4:32 am
One question, bloggroid (frankly, you aren’t worth the extra syllable in nigger).
If the person in question WERE an Orthodox yid or Jesus freak, would you treat them any different? You say no, yet more often than not, your implications are contradictory.
05.12.09 at 10:21 am
Danielle Said:
05.06.09 at 11:40 am
“Getting someone fired for mentioning God is retarded. The majority of Americans believe in the existence of a God. No one in this vast majority is fit to teach your kids?”
Danielle, last I checked, the argument from majority was as basic a logical fallacy as there could possible be. Every Sunday, churches around the world are packed with 1.3 billion people who believe in talking snakes and people who rise from the dead. I sure as hell don’t want any of those deluded fucks teaching MY kids.
05.13.09 at 1:39 pm
Anurag’s a Hindu name, not Muslim. Are you sure you even know what religion she was before you coughed up this little guilt ball?
05.14.09 at 7:24 pm
you’re damn lucky it was a private school–recently here in california, a teacher who, in front of a whole classroom of young witnesses, ridiculed a student who had attempted suicide by telling him he was lame and should cut deeper next time, was merely transferred to a different school. gotta love public-employee unions, huh?
05.18.09 at 2:58 am
lovees it
06.13.09 at 11:16 pm
Bullshit. You’d rather she taught your children about “the aliens that built Stonehenge”? Fire the teachers that talk to their plants if you want to “fight delusion”.
Everyone has their own explanation for crazy inexplicable shit. Why should everyone conform to an ever-changing (and thus unstable) scientific “truth”? I don’t understand you militant atheist zealots any more than I understand militant religious zealots.
08.05.09 at 12:56 pm
As a future teacher (in college) I don’t blame you. Personal views are for personal time. You just reminded me to take a vow of personal opinion silence in the classroom, it doesn’t matter what I think, as a teacher, I need to let the students think. Don’t feel bad, she’ll get another job. It is important that you recognize that you totally started it though. Asshole.
08.05.09 at 10:17 pm