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OPEN MIC: BEST THING EVER: THE SQUIRRELIZER

If you’ve been on the Information Superhighway lately, you’ve probably heard about or seen the squirrel that photo-bombed a couple’s vacay shot by a lake in Canada. Now you can bring a little squirrel magic into your very own boring vacation pix by utilizing the Squirrelizer. Seriously, give it a spin. Meanwhile, here are some of my masterpieces:

JERRY CURL…

…JERRY SQUIRREL!

VIRGIN KILLER…

…SQUIRREL BIRTHER!

PROFILES IN COURAGE…

…PROFILES IN SQUIRRELAGE!

And finally, CROSBY, STILLS, NASH…& SQUIRREL! [Rim shot] Thank you, goodnight. You’ve been a wonderful audience.

-The Libertine
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14 Comments

lb Says:

downgrade

09.04.09 at 10:50 am
YOU BLEW IT! CAPAYSH??? Says:

Yeah that was barely even sort of kinda amusing.

09.04.09 at 11:19 am
milky Says:

this was a total bummer

09.04.09 at 11:48 am
pingpong Says:

fuck ur blog, jack white does own it

09.04.09 at 12:00 pm
clit juice Says:

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

09.04.09 at 1:40 pm
dizzo Says:

fuck all ya’ll, and suck a giant fat dick, cuz this post rules!!!!

09.04.09 at 2:37 pm
dizzo Says:

p.s. “pingpong” are you called that cuz you’re a fat fuck??

09.04.09 at 2:39 pm
Wack Jhite Says:

This dude blows ALMOST as much as Jack White.

09.04.09 at 4:11 pm
Walter Says:

DOUBLE LAMO

09.04.09 at 4:42 pm
Perry Says:

double lamo donkey fuck!
sucking on a witch’s tit.

09.04.09 at 4:43 pm
thelibert1ne Says:

Not everyone can journey with us up to the wuthering comedic heights in which this post exists. It’s rarified air up here, kids. Rar-i-fied air.

09.04.09 at 5:49 pm
COMMENT KILLER Says:

If that’s you libertine that posted that comment, well the comment was good, but the post was a fucking squirrel added to any picture. ANy picture, a squrirell – - — — add a sqirul to any picture. put a swirl on a pic? any pic, not just any though, ones with laughy happy face? does the question mark provide the connumdrum- – -spell me – - – - put that FUNNY squirrel is this goddamned gyo-rhom-bic pen-a-ben-tam-a-ter. http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/

09.05.09 at 4:19 am
Sunny Says:

Too IT meme-y.

09.05.09 at 2:40 pm
Vegan Jules Says:

Cute

09.06.09 at 10:04 am

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