I just realized Chloe Sevigny’s style is virtually indistinguishable from Elaine’s.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:

Exhibit Last:

Sooo, get off her jock.

Blaow,

Kaitlyn

(There are mad more examples that Google image search will illustrate 4u, but I can’t do this all day. I HAVE TO WORK. GOD-AHH.)

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24 Comments
  1. kure kure takora Says:

    Seinfeld is a giant goiter on the foot of american culture.


  2. MISTER FISTER Says:

    Look man, its Friday… I want something to laugh at. When you guys post shit like this it makes me never want to come back here.


  3. tommy gun Says:

    hahahahahaha – awesome.


  4. SHITCOCK Says:

    I’ve always thought Julia Louis-Dreyfus was hot. She was looking great on Conan last week, IMHO.


  5. Yo Kaitlyn Says:

    that”s exactly WHY we’re on her jock, moron. beat it.


  6. JuCIFER Says:

    Elaine Benes is an iconic New York City woman, feisty as fuck.


  7. JuCIFER Says:

    Oh and Julia Louis-Dreyfus comes from old money, ADIDAS money. CHING!


  8. Catch-her-in-the-guy Says:

    Fuck them both ftw


  9. Spud Gun Says:

    Ha ha. Okay, that last one did make me laugh.


  10. sarah Says:

    yall definitely seem to be onto something


  11. idk Says:

    floral and socks: yes the summer is a good time to get dressed


  12. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    White and wealthy bitches from New York are chiseling away at the barrier between hip hop and cupcakes with their tongues.


  13. Danny Martinez Says:

    Goiters are produced when your thyroid gland — which is in the neck — swells up. By definition, you cannot have a goiter on your foot.

    “Gout” is a disease that affects your foot, and also starts with the letter ‘g’; maybe you were thinking of that?


  14. Richard Nixon Says:

    Aren’t they like both Jewish too?


  15. quadruple x Says:

    Anyone with eyes would rather fuck Elaine


  16. Dork Says:

    I think that they are both very brave to wear outfits like those. Brave = refusing to look in the mirror. And that hair…


  17. imyar Says:

    haha i love it so troos


  18. BAPS Says:

    ew danny martinez, stop trying to overcome your racial stereotype. even if you DO get into med school it will only be because of affirmative action.


  19. puberrt Says:

    @BAPS

    Haha! Good thing they didn’t make a mistake about hubcaps!


  20. wade gill 86 texas Says:

    i don’t get yall anymore. shut the fuck up.


  21. vegan jules Says:

    I once had a dream where I fucked Elaine. Now I feel better about it.


  22. Arnsy Von Schmearsvergen Says:

    Seinfeld is the shit. Just try and write a 23 minute show that manages to fit in at least 4 different story lines that could all potentially hold up on their own.


  23. Suzanne Says:

    You’re a genius!


  24. Jameson Williams Says:

    Kaitlyn, you are one high profile hipster. Kool post 4 netz.

    Kindly,
    James.


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