
hi,
french guy here,
so, I noticed most of you american think french people are arrogant turds.
Quite true.
But I felt like pointing out that some of us are not totally useless.
Today, a major french newspaper published this on its frontpage : “Sarkozy, asshole!”
And the guy on the drawing adds : “not only foreign newspapers think so!”
Do we all really deserve the electric chair or what?
Would any major american media publish something like that about Obama? On the front page?!
I think not.
bye.
antoine.
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Yes, the American press wouldn’t print something like that about Obama because Obama isn’t Sarkozy. You stupid, stupid French fuck.
Is this what passes for critical thought in your shitstain of a country? HOW DARING!!! Why don’t you go and lose another war.
04.24.09 at 5:39 pm
C’est pas mal…
04.24.09 at 5:48 pm
oubliez la guerre gringo…
04.24.09 at 5:50 pm
i wanna go to france and sniff french girls underpants
04.24.09 at 6:41 pm
Shit like his happened all the time to Bush. Fuck Frenchies.
04.24.09 at 10:43 pm
wow, what a phenomenal back-handed complitment from the French ambassador. Do they teach you that shit in “ecole”? FUUUUUUUUUCK you, not only go lose another war, but PLEASE do something beyond acting like pretentious, limp wristed, cunts.
04.25.09 at 12:31 am
Id like to fuck a french person with my big black aids dick.
04.25.09 at 2:19 am
My oldest brother was murdered in Paris in 1969. Strangled with his own belt, stabbed 30-40 times, and left dead in a ditch by the side of the road 100 yards from his rental car.
French authorities almost didn’t send us the body because we didn’t have 1500 bucks on hand, which was a lot of money back in 1969, especially if you were working-class instead of from typical hipster stock. We had to go to the local Catholic parish to get an emergency loan so we could at least bury him in America.
I’m not making this up. I’ve written about it in “ANSWER Me!” and “Shit Magnet.”
If that’s not enough, you’re the biggest pussies and sellouts in Europe. Sarkozy can’t fucking WAIT until his country isn’t French anymore, which might be a good thing for the world.
Go away.
04.25.09 at 5:59 am
I thoroughly enjoyed my time in France. They have a right to be so arrogant; they dress better, have better standards of living, longer paid vacation and an overall better outlook on life. But hate them if you must, because they all think we’re loud, obnoxious cheeseburger toting slobs anyway.
04.25.09 at 10:39 am
I met and skated with some French skateboarders. They were nice, cool and good at skateboarding. That just goes to show that skateboarders are better at being people than everybody else.
04.25.09 at 6:53 pm
i never got that anti-french mentality, perhaps the rest of the world is just jealous that theyre fucking and making awesome cakes all the time. also the whole “the french are cowards” thing are blatantly forgetting the Napoleonic wars.
04.26.09 at 2:37 am
The racism coming from this is amazing, I love that most of the hatred is because they didn’t go to a war our countries should never have started. Also, I find it hard to believe the front page of a newspaper would say President Bush is an Arsehole, c’mon there was plenty of fun poked at him but not to that extent. I’m just disappointed you’re making your own people look bad by saying this, you should know you don’t have a great world reputation.
04.26.09 at 8:23 am
It’s not racism you dumb bitch. French isn’t a race. In any case Frenchies can be cool when they are on your terms, but try hanging out with a few of them. All they do is point and laugh at people. That’s what you call insecurity. Collectively, they have severe penis envy.
04.26.09 at 6:47 pm
Yeah, if you’ve ever read history you would know that the Napoleonic wars proved that while the French are certainly not cowards, they are hopelessly incompetent and destructively proud.
Dood… Napoleon was defeated by the Russians….. THE RUSSIANS. Read War and Peace, seriously it’s worth the effort.
04.26.09 at 9:45 pm
France isn’t really French anymore, it’s franceistan, like the rest of Western Europe. Boy, are those guys in for a rough 20 or so years.
04.27.09 at 7:09 am
no one hates the French more than me but even I’ve gotta admit they’ve produced some of history’s best authors and directors
04.29.09 at 12:58 pm
No one hates the american more than me, but I gotta admit they’ve produced and invented shit culture and turned everything into a hopeless void of cultural nothingness
01.26.10 at 12:23 am