Comments on: OPEN MIC: HEY, FRUMPY GIRL, EAT LOUDER

By: Mundt

Mundt — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 16:01:15 +0000

headphones. I would kill everyone in my office if I didn’t have them!

By: I bob for beans

I bob for beans — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:17:03 +0000

Yeah, you funny.

By: Courtney

Courtney — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 03:06:51 +0000

Why don’t you put your headphones in?

By: Yeah

Yeah — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:03:45 +0000

This fat girl who sits next to me at work eats a load every day. She has huge blubber lips and massive buck teeth, so not only do I hear that smacking sound, which resembles a dog licking its nuts, I have to watch her big ol’ lips and teeth process the food. The thing that makes me the angriest is the look on her face when she eats. She looks so smug. Sometimes she has this creepy smile on her face as she looks down at her plate of tamales. I imagine it’s what a rapist looks like right before he rapes. She brings buffalo wings in a lot and sucks on them before actually biting them. She has a fatty starbucks drink every day, too and most of the time she starts choking while she drinks because she’s chuggin’ away. Chug chug chug. I have a headache now.

By: U-S-A Number One #1

U-S-A Number One #1 — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:43:12 +0000

I would go on a killing spree if I were you. All the cool kids are doing it.

By: lol

lol — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:43:20 +0000

seriously, quit being a bitch and tell fatts mcdumpenstien to stop eating like a horse.

By: Smokey

Smokey — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:06:07 +0000

Ok…stop this nonsense right now. It’s what…lunchtime in NY right now, no?

TELL THAT BITCH TO SHUT HER HOLE.

No excuses.

Do it!

By: youdahoe

youdahoe — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:43:03 +0000

umm what? next.