While grazing through the internet for new and bizarre men’s fetishes I always find new and bizarre men’s fetishes. Why are men so weird? Ew. Maybe that’s a fetish right there. Naive young girls grossed out by men’s strange taste in sex. At least I don’t have braces.

When I found this website on women smoking, I almost rolphed. This guy is such a pervert he doesn’t even need pictures. Just informative lists on which actress smokes in what movie. If you click a dozen times you will eventually get to reviews like “Short but very sexy smoking scene.”

I know there’s much weirder stuff (I’ve read about it on this site) but the thing that fascinates me is, no matter where you wander, a bizarre fetish will rear its ugly penis head. How about some invisible women?

The invisible sites have strange vernacular like “she’s gone” and they are obsessed with boring details like, “They may have used solid panties attached to a handler in the background, thus avoiding the problem with the waist and leg openings. Karen Black also becomes a TFI.” TFI means True Femme Invisible btw *w-r-e-t-c-h*.

I think I’m going to become a lesbian. In private. With no photographic evidence whatsoever.

-Megan

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23 Comments
  1. too long Says:

    eh, maybe. but prolly not.


  2. das Says:

    frist


  3. SHITCOCK Says:

    I dunno who actually came up with this theory but I heard about it from Dan Savage, and it seems right to me. The theory is that the seemingly non-sexual fetishes (like invisible woman) come from someone’s libido clicking on and then the next sexual imagery that makes an impression on them forms their fetish(es) for life. For me it was this babysitter we had who had what is commonly termed “blowjob lips” (see also Angelina Jolie.)

    So don’t be so surprised by people’s weird-ass fetishes. And it’s not just men, you’re either pretending you don’t have any weird fetishes or you have avoided realizing what they are.


  4. SHITCOCK Says:

    PS – I realize my fetish is not non-sexual, but that’s just pure luck on my part.


  5. Shira Says:

    weird, but how is this disgusting?


  6. Carl Says:

    Yeah…. this does go both ways. I have a friend who had a former girlfriend that enjoyed blowing him right after a long hard day at work. No shower, just gravy caked scrote with fromunder cheese. No bullshit.

    The whole invisible thing seems quite tame to me.


  7. JuCIFER Says:

    People sure are specific about fetishes… Invisible women?
    How about LESBIAN NAZI HOOKERS, ABDUCTED BY ALIENS, AND FORCED TO JOIN WEIGHT-LOSS PROGRAMS.


  8. SHITCOCK Says:

    All next week on TOWN TALK!


  9. Vane$$a Says:

    Didn’t read it because I find it impossible to care what women think of men.


  10. demonrat Says:

    This article was probably written by one of the men mentioned in paragraph two. Nobody else could possibly care about or be shocked by these nerd obsessions (unless they were payed to).


  11. lb Says:

    oh i just think she was trying too hard to be cool for the obnoxious proprietors of this site. while the invisi-women thing iiis a little weird and funny, it would have been a good standalone without all the man-hating.


  12. Mike Says:

    You just wait until I get this cotton-swab fetish site off the ground. Fully-clothed ladies teasing their ears with cotton swabs, but they don’t go all the way!


  13. Richard Brute Says:

    Megan is an auto-erotic masochist, she likes to make herself suffer. These aren’t typical male interests, guys find them wierd. If megan hates sex, she doesn’t need to go to such lengths to justify her own normalicy, fear of sex and bodies is pretty common in women more than guys liking invisible whatevers.


  14. uh yeah Says:

    women are total perverts. you all seek out some bizarre shit to satisfy your weird desires, just sayin.


  15. ackbar Says:

    Herve! Weng Weng can spackle that off in a hot blimp shocker!


  16. idk Says:

    wtf I didn’t write all that!!!! cmonnnnnnn i’m not that much of an idiot.


  17. idk Says:

    FUCK OK I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT THE DEAL WAS NOT I HATE MEN AND THEY ARE GROSS. okay some are gross.
    you guys are dicks.


  18. Atkins diet jules Says:

    If you’re female and into weird, almost any man will go along with your deal to get some. Shrinks the market for pictures, etc.


  19. Probs. Solves Says:

    Don’t be an invisible woman, use body glitter. totes


  20. BLADE OF ECSTACY Says:

    Pegging is the new anal!


  21. Dorm Lesbian Says:

    Hooking is the new coat check.


  22. Anonymous Says:

    This is what SBTVC should be. More weird sexual internet fetishes and less Blognigger ‘riffing’ sociology.


  23. Columbo Says:

    Apparently there is a polio leg fetish also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKs9QtpQqJE


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