A lot of our writers were tired of putting up with you commenters shitting on their posts week in and week out, so awhile ago Blognigger (may he rest in peace) came up with the idea of challenging you guys to put your Internets where your mouths are. Thus, Open Mic was born … or drunkenly assembled. Whatever.
Most pussied away, but a few brave masochists sent in their writing for fellow readers to *surprise* shit all over. Still, some of it was good. We spent days going through all the Open Mics we have ever received and invited the three best guest authors back to write another post. We’re pitting these three posts against each other to determine who is the best Open Mic contributor.
We’re awarding the winner with a bunch of SC swag, but to determine who that is, we are going to need your help. Cast your ballot via comment. We’ll factor in repeating IP addresses and toxicity and ethnographics and all that, and figure it out from there.
Send “Open Mics” to SBTVC@StreetCarnage.com
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okay.
04.09.10 at 10:46 am
Too much work.
04.09.10 at 10:56 am
Lame.
04.09.10 at 11:34 am
Open mic battle? The only advice I can give to the ‘contributors’ is that they should do everything in their power to enrage those harpies over at Jezebel. Watch those shrieking hags swarm in droves.
04.09.10 at 11:59 am
I vote for this post
04.09.10 at 2:00 pm
“With us or against us” from the collateral murder post needs his own column.
04.09.10 at 2:58 pm
vote: peter glacklin
04.09.10 at 4:14 pm
i vote me
04.09.10 at 6:49 pm
You know what, I vote for Billy Cox too. He was the most personable of them all.
04.10.10 at 12:17 am
more fun than voting in an election!
04.10.10 at 3:32 am
Dude, wtf? American’s can’t communicate an idea through writing? TV has destroyed our brains.
Bow to our future Canadian overlords.
04.10.10 at 3:58 pm
@a poster from jezebel lol:
“Open mic battle? The only advice I can give to the ‘contributors’ is that they should do everything in their power to enrage those harpies over at Jezebel. Watch those shrieking hags swarm in droves.”
First of all, we’re not harpies. Most commentators on that site are intelligent and successful women who enjoy an environment free of snarking. I don’t understand your need to be hateful?
04.11.10 at 2:39 pm
“A New Champ Emerges” gets my vote.
04.11.10 at 4:45 pm
[...] know we held this Best of Open Mic contest awhile ago, but we’ve been too busy with volcanoes and earthquakes and Carson Daly and all [...]
05.07.10 at 11:01 am