I have a photograph of her in my mind, that pout, the way the light poured in from the edges of the window, the orange darkness of the hotel room. I always kept the curtains closed.

Her hair was longer than the last time. She looked older when she took off her glasses, but only up close. There was a box of kleenex on the headboard next to the mirror and two cans in the mini-refrigerator, one iced coffee, one orange juice. I could tell she was about to cry.

We left the hotel, plastic leaves hanging tattered and covering the entrance like uncombed hair. We caught a cab, got out and went into a restaurant, and then left without ordering. We got into another cab, I forget why. I think we were looking for breakfast. It seemed important at the time.

When it was over she left in a huff. I don’t think she was as angry as she tried to be. When I ran onto the street after her I could see her looking back, waiting. She made me pay for the cab home and wouldn’t kiss me goodbye. I guess I deserved it.

I went back to the hotel and got drunk with my buddy. We laughed about it all, found some other girls, got drunker. The next morning we went to Seoul Station and took the train back to Busan. I cried the whole fucking way.

- Nelson

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28 Comments
  1. pablo Says:

    huh, that was actually well written


  2. prussian blue Says:

    so today is a joke, yes?


  3. Dork Says:

    Holy shit, that picture is Homeless Frank – he was killed with a turkey drumstick. Stabbed to death.


  4. no. thanks. Says:

    no for seriously where is that picture from? I see it all the time I know but I totally dont know where its from.


  5. dumb. Says:

    i hope the person who wrote this gets hit by a bus today.
    just another faggot like WILL.I.AM


  6. gayness Says:

    Wow, I have been following this site for a long time and I have to say… that was the most pathetic, feeble, GAY SHIT I have read. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT for taking the time out of your miserable, meaningless existence to smear the world with your own self-abomination and misery. Why don’t you kill yourself and spare the rest of us from having to share your own masturbatory self-inflicted hatred. You fucking LOSER. I hope you die a long and protracted death in a manner that keeps you from being able to whine to the rest of the world about it, you fucking piece of SHIT.


  7. grapenutz crew Says:

    what up with all the boring confessionals, mang. or fiction or whatever tha fuck


  8. grapenutz crew Says:

    to the author: you must be huffing glue


  9. Pump Action Youth Says:

    Another good one, Nelson.


  10. @grapenutz crew Says:

    YA NO KIDDING I THOUGHT THIS SITE WAS CALLED STREETBONERSANDTVCARNAGE NO I AM A FAG WHO CRIES AND THIS IS MY STORY


  11. bitchz Says:

    hey fagoot……….

    EAT A DICK!!!!

    you fucking FAGGOTTTT!!!


  12. fuck in bitch Says:

    YOU FUCKIN FAG GO EAT A COCK YOU FUCKING PEACE OF DICIK SUCKIN FAGGOT ASS SHIT YOU ARE THE REASON WHY WOMEN TUR N INTO MEN YOU FUCKCN PEICE OF SHIT

    FUC KIN FAGGOT GO DIE SOMEWHERE TONITE I WILL PAY YOU FIVE BRAZILLIAN DOLLERS TO DIE IF YOU PROMISE NO NMORE ARTICLE S SUBMITTED U FUCKING FAGGOT

    GO DIE SOMWHERE DA SUN DONT SHINE NOONE WANT TO HEAR YU WHINE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

    GO DIE!!@!!!


  13. HEY GAVIN Says:

    never let this bitch submit again i assure you this shit is gayer than lady gaga’s backing crwe next time he submits something tell him to go choke himself on a fuckin chocolate riverbed this fucking FAGGOT let him kell himself i’m sure he’s not original enoguh to come up with it himseof PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGE the fag surely won’t say know if you tel him so


  14. hey faggot Says:

    KILL YOURSELF


  15. This guy is a fuckin fag Says:

    KILL YOURSELF!!!


  16. Kennedy Says:

    But how do you really feel?


  17. miss universe Says:

    NO HOMO, but–this was a pleasure to read, Like a postcard. A little sentimental and melodramatic but thats the style and it works because it’s short.

    Faggy? What is this, the fifties?

    HEY GAVIN, I think more diverse content on this site is a good step in the right evolution. Everything doesn’t have to be so fucking abrasive and hip and tough it makes you defensive and insecure just to read it. Maybe softness is the NEW edgy.


  18. Danny Ramirez Says:

    I feel sorry for this person when I think about them sitting at their computer for a long time and writing this thing, whittling all their little phrases down into what they think are pithy, poignant observations, thinking like, “I know Street Boners is normally more crass than this, but the people who read the site will appreciate a well written, insightful look into a key part of my life, which I may or may not have made up.”

    Nope.


  19. Danny Ramirez Says:

    ^^ “a good step in the right evolution???” Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


  20. Danny Ramirez Says:

    Paragraph 1: limply poetic

    Paragraph 2: limply poetic

    Paragraph 3: limply poetic

    Paragraph 4: limply poetic

    Paragraph 5: limply poetic, concluding sentence attempt to be sincere/edgy, insertion of curse word nod to usual SBTVC tone

    Stop writing, please, “Nelson Peters.” You are worse than a person who uses terrible grammar and is not smart, because you think you are talented and smart, when you are completely mediocre. Please spare us all, really. Please!


  21. hillside wangler Says:

    is that johnny knoxville?


  22. jean-luc picard Says:

    so did you fuck her or what


  23. teenage wizard Says:

    i liked it.


  24. beej Says:

    is this ‘joke week’??

    never in my wildest dreams have i ever written something so SHIT

    and i have written some shitty things believe me.

    Again, start with print media. I know its ‘dying’ but that just means its even tougher to get published, which will make your ‘writing’ better. that is if you can stick it out. which i dont think you will.

    This shit never should have made it out of your smelly little teenage diary you keep under your mattress with the same dirty teenage mutant ninja turtles sheets you’ve had since you were seven.

    or just leave it on your myspace and hope that someone ‘discovers’ you.

    Also try and get punched in the face a lot of times. like every weekend. get out, fist fight, and then write.


  25. beej Says:

    and tell your fucking friends to fuck off


  26. beej Says:

    & now i feel bad for saying mean things about some kids hard work..


  27. Dr. Furious Says:

    that waaassss reeeaaaalllyy baaaaadddd


  28. this shit Says:

    naw i liked that


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