Comments on: OPEN MIC: OLD FART

By: this shit

this shit — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:57:43 +0000

naw i liked that

By: Dr. Furious

Dr. Furious — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:44:10 +0000

that waaassss reeeaaaalllyy baaaaadddd

By: beej

beej — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:32:14 +0000

& now i feel bad for saying mean things about some kids hard work..

By: beej

beej — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:47:16 +0000

and tell your fucking friends to fuck off

By: beej

beej — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:46:40 +0000

is this ‘joke week’??

never in my wildest dreams have i ever written something so SHIT

and i have written some shitty things believe me.

Again, start with print media. I know its ‘dying’ but that just means its even tougher to get published, which will make your ‘writing’ better. that is if you can stick it out. which i dont think you will.

This shit never should have made it out of your smelly little teenage diary you keep under your mattress with the same dirty teenage mutant ninja turtles sheets you’ve had since you were seven.

or just leave it on your myspace and hope that someone ‘discovers’ you.

Also try and get punched in the face a lot of times. like every weekend. get out, fist fight, and then write.

By: teenage wizard

teenage wizard — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 22:17:04 +0000

i liked it.

By: jean-luc picard

jean-luc picard — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 08:10:52 +0000

so did you fuck her or what

By: hillside wangler

hillside wangler — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:47:55 +0000

is that johnny knoxville?

By: Danny Ramirez

Danny Ramirez — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 10:55:54 +0000

Paragraph 1: limply poetic

Paragraph 2: limply poetic

Paragraph 3: limply poetic

Paragraph 4: limply poetic

Paragraph 5: limply poetic, concluding sentence attempt to be sincere/edgy, insertion of curse word nod to usual SBTVC tone

Stop writing, please, “Nelson Peters.” You are worse than a person who uses terrible grammar and is not smart, because you think you are talented and smart, when you are completely mediocre. Please spare us all, really. Please!

By: Danny Ramirez

Danny Ramirez — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 10:44:11 +0000

^^ “a good step in the right evolution???” Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha