“Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you.” -Bible
I work at a modeling agency and each week I get hundreds of photo submissions from aspiring models to be. The Chosen is a smattering of the most unique and select talent culled from those emails. Here are a few of my personal favorites:
Wendy O Williams, Tank Girl, and American History X are all untapped resources ripe for the run way runway [thanks, Jigsy].
Black is always is in. Goth is always in. No big deal. Nothing new. But put a gothed out black girl in a casket and you’ve got Steven Meisel shitting himself for inspiration for the next decade.
Very few people know this yet but Sarah Palin’s “No Dick Shall Enter My Tight Mouth Hole” aesthetic has sown a new seed now gestating in the hearts of young Republicans nationwide. Give it a few years for these neo-conservative up and comers to turn Fashion Week 2012’s run way runway [thanks, Jigsy] into an elongated version of Little Miss Sunshine.
Heroin and cocaine chic had their time in the spot light for a pretty solid run, but due to quality control and the Recession that has all changed. Take note: Next Fashion Week start hording your poppers and get used to being comfortable in a K hole again cause it’s all about Laid Out, Passed Out Chic.
Been saying this for years but Teen Trannies are soooo going to be in next Fall, mark my words.
No shit, sex sells and what would be more complimentary to an albino’s porcelain skin tones than a carefully stylized batch of jizz or an elegantly smeared shit smear across the mouth.
Hey NYC you want to hike up MTA prices well fuck you! Guess how much this little number is going for!? In your face.
Never let a minor head wound get in the way of a potentially awesome test shoot. Anna Sui is shitting a brick right now to crank out her new exclusively brutal new collection of trauma chic eye shadow before the holidays.
The symbiotic animal magnetism between twinks and the fashion world will never die. To emphasize this point, this year we’re wrapping them all in cellophane so that they may never spoil and may never grow old. TWINKS4LYFE
Stella: [eating breakfast] Something sure smells good.
Winston Shakespeare: It’s my cologne, it’s new.
I meant the food.
Oh.
[in her mind] I meant the cologne.
Fuck it, I’m flying myself to the shows.
Zelda makes its debut.
Aspiring models, listen up. Here’s an insider tip: Whatever it takes to get noticed, do it.
I have no idea!
-SILKY K
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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TOTAL PAUL K STYLE!!! TPKS!
10.02.09 at 11:49 am
TPKS 4 $LYFE$
10.02.09 at 11:49 am
Great. Fire one person, and hire this person.
10.02.09 at 12:08 pm
The Tank Girl one is HOT!
10.02.09 at 12:13 pm
Now, why would someone try to pass off a blow-up doll as a real life person? Like we’re not going to notice.
That said, head-trauma girl would heal a lot faster if she dumped her friend Ana.
10.02.09 at 12:22 pm
I love when regular-ass people think they’re models.
Again with the narcissism. WTF
10.02.09 at 12:25 pm
goes from funny to scary
10.02.09 at 12:39 pm
I love this! Also, I thought that the one chick was in a T-6, but now I’m kinda thinking it is a de Havilland Chipmunk. the plane’s either really small or the chick is really large, you know?
10.02.09 at 12:42 pm
Dude, The Chosen is genius and hysterical! PK rules!
10.02.09 at 12:53 pm
THUMBS UP!
10.02.09 at 1:25 pm
this owns and their site is the best use of tumblr next to eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com
10.02.09 at 3:53 pm
The pics are funny but how many times can this guy say ’shitting bricks’?
10.02.09 at 4:49 pm
You work at a modeling agency and don’t know that “runway” is one word? Or how to spell “heroin?”
10.02.09 at 4:51 pm
trying to read the captions is painfull
10.02.09 at 5:52 pm
are you selling all these little guest entries as viral marketing for all the new blogs-to-books?
10.02.09 at 6:30 pm
The last model is using cocaine as eye shadow
10.03.09 at 3:58 pm
I love. The last one is soooo a blow up doll. Creepy.
10.03.09 at 10:37 pm
The last one looks like Ann Harlow.
10.04.09 at 12:50 am
that’s not cellophane, that’s sticky tape… good thing he gets a total body wax once a week.
10.04.09 at 10:52 am
the eyeliner on the last one looks like it was done in mspaint, also.
10.04.09 at 4:24 pm