I got into NYU as a visiting student and had my Brown graduate roommate “help” with my admissions essay. I was living in a small box in the East Village. Living on $100 a week, I couldn’t afford books, a jacket, or food.
I walked into the Bursar’s office, and asked “is my tuition money mine? Or is it someone else’s?” They paused for a second “It’s yours.”
Well, when I knew the check was going through, I ran for 5 blocks down West 4th St. jumping and throwing my fist in the air like Michael Jordan winning the East Coast Conference Finals.
-Vegan Jules
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I don’t get this.
05.01.09 at 5:04 pm
smart move. i wish i was stealing money from my parents.
05.01.09 at 5:12 pm
terrible.
05.01.09 at 5:12 pm
loser of epic proportions.
05.01.09 at 5:19 pm
makes no sense to me. you’re stealing money from your parents or taking a student loan or you got a scholarship? u suck. stick to commenting.
05.01.09 at 5:27 pm
You deserve to be beaten with a tire iron.
05.01.09 at 5:38 pm
“You deserve to be beaten with a tire iron.”, and then bathed in au jus derived from veal.
05.01.09 at 5:45 pm
I’m the only one who can threaten these flouncers with a good ol’ fashioned tire iron beating. Don’t impede on my responsibilities.
05.01.09 at 6:11 pm
Fuck you got nice lips!
05.01.09 at 7:22 pm
looks like a fag
05.01.09 at 7:46 pm
that’s a man?
05.01.09 at 8:02 pm
@ Carl
That is one of the funniest shits I’ve read on here so far.
05.01.09 at 9:55 pm
I love the open mic thingy now, its great, we need more of this all the time, infact lets just do our on website eh?
Oh fuck it.
05.02.09 at 7:27 am
i don’t get this either.
also, it’s not cool to steal from your parents when they’re just trying to be nice and educate their child with their hard earned money.
05.02.09 at 7:57 am
too bad you’re an artist, you’ve got the heart of a corporate dweller.
05.02.09 at 11:07 am
You look like you should be on the cover of Marquee Moon. I don’ mean that in a “you are talented” way, i mean it in a “you look gross” kind of way.
05.02.09 at 3:50 pm
wow. you’re a useless human being!
05.03.09 at 1:13 pm
Maybe animal protein supplements would help you be less of a loser.
05.04.09 at 2:03 pm
dude, you are WEARING a jacket in the photo, and eyeshadow costs money. I’m sure whatever extra $$$ you needed you could have picked up with those purty lips, just like your mom did.
05.05.09 at 12:33 pm
VEGAN JULES you are crushingly pathetic!
I had to come looksee this site again just to see how shitty you are but once again all my sensory organs blew up from the impossible magnitude of richter scale faggotry you exude. I want to pass out from how much you suck.
You owe your Mom some sincere gratitude for putting herself out there for your outlandishly gay self. My parents paid for college too, but I didn’t turn into (or continuously exist as) a colossally ungrateful, untalented, unambitious, and unapologetic yest infection like you’ve routinely shown yourself to be.
As the bitch said, get a fucking job, stop mooching, and start making some art that looks at least marginally better than a 7th grader’s social studies project on what Chavs think is tight. And also, don’t forget to fucking STFU!
COOLTHNXBYEEEEEEEEEEE
PS $100 a week to survive on is a shitload of money you piece of shit.
09.26.09 at 5:11 pm