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VAGINALESS WOMAN GETS PREGNANT FROM BLOW JOB

Good lord. My friend just sent us the most insane article from the September 1988 British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology revolving around warring, vagina-less teenagers getting knocked up at a fucked up bar in Lesotho. Only in Africa….

He sums it up for us below:

15yo bartender w/ no vagina + Swallowing a load of cum from new boyfriend + Getting caught by knife wielding maniac ex boyfriend + Getting the shit stabbed out of you = The cum traveling out of your perforated stomach, through your abdomen, and finally to your fucked up ovaries, right at the moment of ovulation, resulting in an oral pregnancy. FTW!

I wonder how many times this research has been replicated?

-VIET DONG

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9 Comments

homeless. Says:

Secretion Carnage

02.11.10 at 12:49 pm
kure kure takora Says:

ftw is the worst acronym this side of fml

02.11.10 at 1:50 pm
KillHipster Says:

wow…. i dont even know what to chime in here….i think is fucked up enough To SPEAK for itself…

02.11.10 at 1:54 pm
Anonymous Says:

“The patient was well aware she has no vagina”

best line ever written.

02.11.10 at 2:06 pm
Beefy McManstick Says:

Street Carnage should hire the doctor that wrote that report.

02.11.10 at 2:11 pm
Too Old Rockabilly Guy Says:

Weird she only got preggo cuz she was starving. Helps balance the pH but kind of a pain too.

02.11.10 at 2:52 pm
bolo Says:

boy if I had a dollar…

02.11.10 at 3:40 pm
Zinbabwe Bobby Says:

I bet they replicate this exact story next year on Law & Order: SVU with a special guest appearance by Raven Symone as the African bartender.

02.11.10 at 4:05 pm
M'alice Says:

That’s some determined jism right there.

03.01.10 at 8:05 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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