In addition to my ass issues and other assorted neuroses (mostly involving ass issues), I’m also blessed with Strabismus. That’s “Lazy Eye” to all y’all.
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02.03.12
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02.03.12
Dear Street Carnage:
I work in a sex shop. A sex shop with booths, if you know what I mean.
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02.02.12
Dear Street Carnage:
I live out in Long Island and have been dating the same loser guy who’s in a loser band for about four months now. MORE»
02.02.12
Born a poor sharecropper’s son in Union Springs, Alabama in 1915, Donald Cortez “Don” Cornelius was deprived of a formal or traditional education. MORE»
02.01.12
This posting on the Chasidic Craigslist last week was a plea to landlords, begging them to keep you out of Crown Heights.
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02.01.12
Every once in a blue moon a mind melting beauty appears on Last Night’s Party and it makes you email the guy and say, “What the fuck is the story here?” MORE»
02.01.12
If America isn’t a racist country, why do black people still get the shortest month in the whole Mayan Calendar?
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02.01.12
Ladies, I honestly don’t know how you walk around with those things, but I imagine that having two them is better than having one.
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01.31.12
After reading that Apple’s voice recognition software wasn’t working in Scotland, we decided to stop doing real work and make them a commercial. MORE»
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