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SXSW RENEGADE BARNSTORM: DAY 1


I’m way too broke to pay $750 for an official SXSW badge, and I blew it on the deadline for press passes this year (not to mention the super-limited lodging), so I decided I would just go and see how many free drinks I could grift and barge as many shows as possible. MORE»

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TV CARNAGE: BONERAMA BICURIOUS STABONE!


We can’t blame the posthumous Boner for being so curious. MORE»

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7 PROBLEMS WITH “HIPSTERS ON FOOD STAMPS”


Before the idea of “Hipsters on Foodstamps” causes you to push a random Williamsburg resident in front of a L train, here are seven things to keep in mind about Monday’s dramatic Salon article: MORE»

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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: THE FLIMSY FIRM


I can vividly remember the feeling I had after the first time I watched the movie The Football Factory. I had a tickle in my balls that I hadn’t experienced since the first time I wore my NWO wrestling shirt to elementary school and won my first fight. MORE»

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NEW STREET CARNAGE NEWSLETTER


In an effort to catch up with the latest, late-’90s Internet developments, we’re starting a ghetto-ass weekly newsletter that includes the top five posts from the previous week, editor’s picks, and other tasty, email-y stuff. MORE»

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POST OF 140 TWEETS [GOAD VIDEO UPDATE!]


We always get a few comments on our Tweet posts from people who don’t get jokes, like “What the fuck is this shit?” or “What’s a twat?” or “Your dad jerked me off with his asshole,” but we knew we were onto something. MORE»

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HOW TO GET A TATTOO


The secret to getting something permanent on your body is to think about it really, really hard and then think about it some more. By the time you’re ready to actually have it done, you should have thought about it so much that your brain hurts. MORE»

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FOUND: LOST IN TRANSLATION


by Kristen Reifenstuhl; Portland, OR MORE»

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ASK BARF: I’M NOT ATTRACTED TO MY GIRLFRIEND


I have been seeing this girl, Kate, for almost two years. It’s the easiest, greatest, most fun relationship I’ve ever been in. We get along really well almost without trying, we have the raddest dates, she has the coolest friends, really good fashion sense, etc. I get along with her perfectly. The only problem is that I’m only sort of attracted to her. MORE»

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STREET CARNAGE VS. DELOCATED VS. NASCAR VS. TOYOTA


Jon Glaser recently entered a car design for Toyota’s NASCAR Sponsafier competition. The winner gets the car fucking made for real and then you get to do a lap around the track before the first race. We entered the competition too because we figured we’d turn our laps into a demolition derby if we won. MORE»

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