Awhile ago I overheard some girl talking about men’s obsessions with used panties and how she was paying her rent by selling her old underwear online. Now this girl lives in gentrified Williamsburg so she must have been making bank. Shit, if I that’s all it takes to have raunchy loud sex without my mom barging in, I’m down.
Let me explain: I’m still living at home with my mom. At first I thought it was worth it to be living rent-free, but after a few too many drunk mornings of waking up to her screaming “THIS IS NOT A MOTEL” while pointing at a barely covered, flaccid penis I’ve decided it may be time to get a place of my own. The only problem is that I’m $18,000 in debt (Why would you give an 18 year old a credit card and then send them to art school!?) and until that’s clear, I’m not going anywhere.
I was mulling over the plan when the light bulb in my room burnt out and another one flipped on in my head. What’s the point of selling your own panties? If you do that then you have to spend money buying new panties. Fuck that. My Hello Kitty panties are cute and besides, why not cut the overhead costs? That’s just business smarts. My solution: my mom has a ton of panties that she isn’t going to miss; why not grab a few pairs, wear ‘em around for awhile, and then hawk those?
Click on pics for the eBay pages!
Need cash, not your pity.
-Aileen Awesome
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she has a nice body.
08.25.09 at 10:07 am
what a hussy
08.25.09 at 10:07 am
frenchy you little fag I’d like to kick your teeth in.
08.25.09 at 10:20 am
your mom has a flaccid penis?
08.25.09 at 10:27 am
Im sure this won’t upset her mom either
08.25.09 at 10:54 am
loser
08.25.09 at 10:55 am
Good luck with that Latoya… Sistah needs a little bit more ass in the ass department.
OH AND… Is that your Art School Thesis I see back there?
08.25.09 at 10:55 am
seriously 18k in debt? you might want to skip the panties, and sell the pussy.
08.25.09 at 10:58 am
PERIOD STAINS!!!!!!!! ID BE MORTIFIED!!!!!!!!!!
08.25.09 at 10:58 am
Holy shit, Arv–I think some of these shitheads need to be moderated.
08.25.09 at 11:02 am
Really flying off the shelves, aren’t they?
08.25.09 at 12:03 pm
ebay will pull down these auctions, you need the adult sleazebag ebay.
08.25.09 at 12:19 pm
might just be the perfect strainer for my tea
08.25.09 at 12:28 pm
Wanna cut overhead costs?? What I do is I go to this shitty parties, where people are dressed like fucking idiots and I steal their shit. Cell phones, lab tops, cameras, purses, money clips, and lighters. This kids live off their parents money, so its ok, plus they never think it was stolen they just think they got tooo drunk and lost it.
Then you can sell that to your friends, or go down to Junction and sell that shit no problem.
Ps. There should be a follow up blog if this undies selling thing worked or not.
08.25.09 at 12:38 pm
I thought this was supposed to be a comedy site. Where are the pics of her art?
08.25.09 at 12:44 pm
listen to what crampon says.
08.25.09 at 12:58 pm
Credibility? Someone should have told her that you have to be hot to pull this off, or at least have good lighting. It’s a crowded market, and you aren’t that awesome.
08.25.09 at 1:40 pm
I would never buy panties if I couldn’t pre-sniff.
08.25.09 at 1:48 pm
i think she’s rather bright.
08.25.09 at 1:48 pm
don’t waste time though. you don’t have to wear them around for a while. just put a little tuna juice in the crotch area and rub your dog’s shit into the ass portion of it. voila! used panties.
08.25.09 at 1:51 pm
zero bids. you’re killing it, guuurrrlll…. boy I sure hope you get more out of your art school degree than you seem to be out of this cockamamie money making scheme. although, I seriously, SERIOUSLY doubt it.
08.25.09 at 2:12 pm
NOT AWESOME.
08.25.09 at 2:26 pm
awww wheres my comment??? I’m sure someone would agree with what I wont repeat for fear of being deleted yet AGAIN. :[ and this gets kept?!!?!?
“don’t waste time though. you don’t have to wear them around for a while. just put a little tuna juice in the crotch area and rub your dog’s shit into the ass portion of it. voila! used panties.”
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… dont know what kind of mysogynistic thought process furnished this comment but tuna juice? dog shit? wtf kind of used panties has that dude gotten into?!?! FUCK!
08.25.09 at 2:41 pm
Sorry to disappoint I never went to art school for painting/drawing. I can’t draw for shit, but I can make a kick-ass futon out of wood.
08.25.09 at 3:05 pm
Now THAT sounds lucrative.
08.25.09 at 3:10 pm
I like the ones with crotch rot – the laced up ones. That is nasty! Guys should go crazy for them. I’m being absolutely serious.
08.25.09 at 3:46 pm
Who gives a shit about your panties – this post is strikingly mundane.
08.25.09 at 3:50 pm
Also, if you have some really crusty, stinky shoes some fetishist will buy them too.
08.25.09 at 3:50 pm
This is hilarious! My LOL is at level-literal right now.
08.25.09 at 3:51 pm
You saw it here in the leave us a message box: “Ms. Awesome live with me in Italia and you live like rich queen.”
08.25.09 at 4:05 pm
I bet she would get some bids if she were selling that kitty calendar instead of stained panties.
08.25.09 at 4:38 pm
FantastiqUE! THANK YOU soooooooo much for sharing!!!!!!! Mother and daughter vag cheese all in one convenient set of drawers. It’s brilliant!!!!!!
08.25.09 at 5:12 pm
why would you go to art school if that painting behind you demonstrates your level of skill during (i assume) high school? that looks like paint-by-numbers garbage. this is the problem with kids these days: they are so entitled that they think, “hey, art school could be cool even though i have no artistic talent,” and then blow hundreds of thousands of dollars of their parents’ money on a useless bfa. give me a goddamn break you spoiled poseur.
08.25.09 at 5:21 pm
Once again people I never went to art school for painting/drawing or took credit for that painting – I do furniture. Let’s think outside the box for once.
08.25.09 at 6:17 pm
that’s sort of fouwl. i judge.
08.25.09 at 6:47 pm
since aileen is getting dogged in these comments im going to be nice. if i were a creepy guy i’d buy your panties bb
08.25.09 at 7:06 pm
Get a job groder
08.25.09 at 7:44 pm
This is fucking played. You know who did it first.
08.25.09 at 8:09 pm
not convincing at all. try harder.
08.25.09 at 11:04 pm
ugh. You people. And this post. I can’t decide who is worse.
Crass would not approve
08.26.09 at 1:09 am
YOU ARE NOT AWESOME
08.26.09 at 2:18 am
sorry, “fuck haute couture”, but vane$$a made me laugh for the first time.
08.26.09 at 6:21 am
@ Vane$$a “Where are the pics of her art?”
THIS is her art… (art with a capital F)
08.26.09 at 9:18 am
Hold on… are you wearing panties beneath the laced panties?
08.26.09 at 1:12 pm
$18K? If you have anything resembling a brain or hustle, you can pay that off in a year. Come talk to me when you have six-figure debt, not one shitty year of working worth of debt.
08.26.09 at 2:06 pm
stuff ‘em up your vagina. That’s the way to get that “used” smell fast.
08.26.09 at 4:09 pm
she likes obama , lame paintings , carefully organized shit on the walls , kitties and girls with hot buddies . hmmm . and why are you standing on your bed ? it makes your awkward room even more uncomfortable ! i am leaving , this room says i live with momy . and i dont bang girls when they live with their mommies .
08.26.09 at 4:50 pm
@fik
you’re a retard, what the fuck does Obama have to do with selling your drawls on Ebay?
08.26.09 at 10:11 pm
She was wearing undies under her undies. That defeats the purpose all together.
08.27.09 at 4:29 am
haha . its a fucking cliche to have posters on your walls when you live with mommy retard .thats it . oh and like obama is any different than palin at all . he is a bit more educated thats it . paa- leee- zeee dont tell me you believe in a political revolution . than i have to put you with you rest of tards.
08.27.09 at 3:54 pm
surprised the one with the period stain didnt sell atleast…
08.31.09 at 8:14 pm
Geez. How awesome is it that nobody would buy your dignity?
09.10.09 at 5:51 pm
Im just a regular college student here, a REAL GIRL! Theres nothing gross about used panties. I have a panty fetish myself, I know some of you do too. Check out my site and leave me some comments about what you think.
11.13.09 at 11:36 pm
Hey Its Chloe again. Actually found a lot of people coming to my site thru this link. So now if you come thru this site, ill give you a $5 discount on anything you buy… get in touch with me on yahoo, my messenger is collegechloe21!
11.20.09 at 5:35 pm
I sell my Used Panties online too! I don’t do it to pay off debt. I actually do it because I love it! I’ve been selling my panties for a little over a year now and I even sell picture sets, toys, socks and hose. You might actually want to consider selling some of these items as well. If you want click on the link above to check out my site
xoxoxoxoxoxox
Hannah
11.24.10 at 6:22 pm
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02.09.11 at 8:58 am
wow .. thats gross you got shit and pussy stains on them UNATTRACTIVE!!
03.23.11 at 10:31 am
ewwww they have stain and junk on them gross.
03.23.11 at 4:20 pm
WTF is up with the last 2 pairs?? That’s so f’ing disgusting!!
03.24.11 at 8:53 am
Umm that discharge color signifies an STD babe.
03.24.11 at 1:43 pm