STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » PARKDALE REPORT: BILLY CONNOLLY SPOTTED

Parkdale is in Toronto, Ontario, which is in Canada, which is in North America, just north of The United States of America. Parkdale is one of the only worthwhile things left in Toronto. The reason has nothing to do with the invasion of self-conscious, insecure losers wearing Czech jeans from 3 seasons ago with their sad Bono glasses lining up in front of boutique Hotels. It’s because the legitimate Parkdale is a perfect Petri dish of maniacs, drunks, the working class and good old-fashioned genetic losers. It is also the home of once funny comedian Billy Connolly. We spotted him walking down the street despite his new footwear. Yes, that always-kooky William has done it again! He is using leg braces as shoes. Seriously, two leg casts as shoes. GENIUS. What will he barely think of next?

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9 Comments

jm Says:

I see that guy all the time. At first I thought he was wearing ski boots.

08.20.08 at 12:19 pm
son Says:

that 13-second video is my Reason for Being

08.20.08 at 12:29 pm
my two cents worth Says:

billy connelly thinks he’s so cool-
See him scoot by like that? he just doesn’t giv a fuck does he.

08.20.08 at 1:15 pm
King West Says:

I grew up in Parkdale. Its a great neighborhood to get arrested just for walking down the street.

I live in Brooklyn now and really I have not found a neighborhood as fucked up as good ol’Crackdale

whats up with Kevin Clarke is he still yelling at people?

08.20.08 at 6:07 pm
yer mom Says:

torontos sic all parts of it eat shit

08.21.08 at 11:17 am
yer mom is stu-pit Says:

“torontos (sic) sic all parts of it eat shit”

08.21.08 at 11:32 am
dickweed thrashmaster... Says:

the dickweed thrashmaster was born in parkdale… true story.

08.21.08 at 12:52 pm
Kevin Clarke Says:

I’m the Mayor now

08.21.08 at 8:36 pm
dram Says:

oh man, i call that guy hobocop.

08.23.08 at 12:18 pm

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