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So Donna is Gavin, right?
12.04.09 at 3:45 pm
it’s actually not worth anything.
ps- haven’t hipsters been around since before 2000? oh yeah, right, nothing before then counts (that’s why everything “new” now is a cock-sucky rehash, yet no one seems to know…)
12.04.09 at 3:48 pm
wait a minute, is this considered a hipster site? no wonder half the shit posted makes me want to retch.
12.04.09 at 3:52 pm
Aesthetes and Decadents of the 1890s — Points of Departure
12.04.09 at 4:03 pm
shit
12.04.09 at 4:04 pm
I do not care about this.
12.04.09 at 4:24 pm
Blah blah blah, I’m going to say how lame this is because I’m better than this.
12.04.09 at 4:25 pm
but all these types of people currently coexist. Is it kinda like monkeys,chimps and humans?
12.04.09 at 4:48 pm
know what? shut the fuck up.
jesus. this is way off and way lame.
i take it back…..or rather, you should still shit the fuck up, but this is cool for high school students.
12.04.09 at 4:52 pm
I would read this if, like, my friends band was in it, or like, whatever.
12.04.09 at 4:53 pm
RE: just a cunt hair away
They were called Indie-rockers in the 90’s.
12.04.09 at 4:53 pm
2009 chick>2007 chick>2001 emo redux(still cute though)
12.04.09 at 4:53 pm
Just as trendy as any jock or regular kid in the suburbs.
12.04.09 at 4:54 pm
nonono … i think donna may be an actual human. christi bradnox = gavin.
12.04.09 at 4:54 pm
copy paste
12.04.09 at 4:55 pm
This definitely does not “GET” it.
12.04.09 at 4:55 pm
@Anonymous: exactly my point, that’s how far back anyone can go… great. no wonder american apparel does such a brisk business in leg warmers and jumpers and shit.
12.04.09 at 5:12 pm
I predict the next fad to be “Urban Chink” and everyone will start dressing like this: http://www.kaiser-hd.de/Shanghai%20-%20people/old%20chinese%20women.JPG
12.04.09 at 5:14 pm
@Niggy Smallz: oh fuck that’s fuckin’ so great!!! hahahahahahaha!!!
12.04.09 at 5:18 pm
awww caume on, this is of guys tha have live on my street lol, it’ is making cry! lol!
12.04.09 at 5:39 pm
I self identify with 4 of the people mentioned in that ad, but my pipe has bubble solution in it and my fixed gear bicycle is actually a fixed gear horse.
12.04.09 at 5:51 pm
Most hipster dudes dress like the 2006 guy still, it’s what happens when you want to at least look like you’ve given up on trends, all the other outfits belong to the normies now (though a surprising few have the balls to grow standalone moustaches, most will at least accompany it with a soul patch which defeats the purpose). But yeah, this thing’s way off, it’s comprised entirely of shit you could get from Urban Outfitters. I’m black and I go to SAIC, this shit just doesn’t fly with me. Well aware that I may catch some shit for this post.
12.04.09 at 6:02 pm
My biggest problem is the guys wanting to look homeless but have iPhones and iPods and fake Elvis Costello glasses. Go Fuck Yourself.
12.04.09 at 6:09 pm
that’s reminds me, I’ve been meaning to wrangle more wolf shirts into my fashion stable.
12.04.09 at 6:15 pm
Confusion is the sign today.
12.04.09 at 7:21 pm
this a GAY!!!!!!
12.04.09 at 7:24 pm
Like trying to be cooler than everybody because you categorized every hipster? this is retarded.
12.04.09 at 7:25 pm
Shouldn’t it be a prerequisite by now to say “hey, we want to take your picture so that we can make fun of you (ourselves) and hate you(ourselves) with the illusion of being separate and beyond you(ourselves) while at the same self-congratulating you, us, ourselves, you for being self referential because smug is smart cool. I think the real evolutionary end to this is white racism by and for whites.
Sounds like a great campaign by “Hipster’s Unite”. Haven’t heard?
Would you believe I just now made that title up??? Aint I fucking clever? Who do I think I am?
If only what’s his name of the Yippies were alive today?
abbie hoffman
oh, wait, where’s that building where all the abbie hoffmans work?
which one?
12.04.09 at 7:29 pm
this was a weak faggaty spread.
12.04.09 at 7:54 pm
@NiggySmallz-
Blood, Chinatown chic has been done to death in SF. Brooklyn isn’t on the moth-balls-and-buckets-of-dead-frogs-on-the-bus look yet? So 2005.
12.04.09 at 8:06 pm
actually thought about it some more and i gotta say….shut the fuck up.
this fucking totally negates the fuck out of everything.
the fact that people keep sending this to you shows that they dont “get it”
think about…..pre streetboners is was not about being a hipster or hating on hipsters.
the was no definition and thatis what was interesting. the fact that the word hip/hipster is even discussed on this site keeps it below the water, it will make it impossible to transcend its intention.
12.04.09 at 8:14 pm
This isn’t inciteful enough to be funny. It picks up on certain trends but most are as off as the whole hipster dissection has ever been.
I remember when I was still neck deep in punk and hardcore and people all of a sudden started telling me I was very emo. Then they started calling me a hipster. Shit’s stupid and gay and I am stupid and gay for acknowledging it but I am a small man.
12.04.09 at 8:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gfnke34LQw
12.04.09 at 9:13 pm
@ niggy smalls – best fashion advice ever.
12.04.09 at 10:16 pm
Everyone here knows someone who has strictly adhered to this diagram. It may be you, it may not be you, but it’s definitely a lot of people. If you’re miffed then just print it out and be sure to do the exact opposite of everything on it. ‘Cause abject contrarianism isn’t hip or anything.
12.04.09 at 10:49 pm
Amongst hipsters, I’m a bro-ey Jarhead. Amongst my fellow Marines, I’m an emo fag.
12.04.09 at 11:51 pm
Overall being called a hipster is way more relieving than being called emo. I fucking hated emo kids growing up. Amongst the crew of skaters I hung around with you were either punk or metal balls out.
12.04.09 at 11:53 pm
Sometimes I wonder if Big City America is the new Small Town America. Just listen to your self-satisfaction as you pounce on the obvious troll.
I’m glad I didn’t have the internet growing up.
12.05.09 at 12:18 am
When I read this post, this is all I see: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091105145731AAf90j9
12.05.09 at 12:39 am
Holy fuck!
12.05.09 at 2:04 am
12.05.09 at 2:19 am
I thought people who have perfect eyesight who still wear glasses for the fashion of it were made up until I met a chick last night who made her dad pay for lasik but continues to wear giant glasses everywhere. I told her if I was her dad I would’ve kicked her out of the house.
12.05.09 at 3:11 am
@ my Niggy Smallz, when I was a young man we wore kung fu shoes with black tai chi jackets, and got in fights using moves we copied from kung fu movies (hence the name bolo?). This was done to death in the late 70s/early 80s, laws were passed making such useless weapons like nunchaku and butterfly knives felonies, even though I never hit anyone other than myself in the balls with those worthles rice-beaters.So, I predict the next fad will be powdered wigs. Bitch…
12.05.09 at 4:38 am
Wait so if these people are what sucks than suburbanites in American Eagle polos that listen to Dave Mathews rule? Sorry for doing stuff and wearing things, this is pretty lame Street Carnage.
12.05.09 at 7:20 am
This kind of has a hint of bitterness and jealousy about it, if one of these thirtysomething journo types called me a hipster i’d hook them in the mouth.
At least with this ‘generation’ or whatever you want to call it, theyre not tricking themselves into thinking that their fashion sense is some kind of ‘movement’ and that theyre going to ‘change the world’, like so many ‘generations’ or whatever before them.
Apathetic superficiality > Self-important delusions of grandeur… (ala punk, hippies etc)
12.05.09 at 7:25 am
By the way, the dude behind “Your Scene Sucks” did this a lot better and funnier too.
Honestly I wanna roll my eyes now every time I read something making fun of hipsters. Kinda like whenever David Cross makes a joke about Republicans.
12.05.09 at 7:41 am
nobody actually wears shutter shades.
12.05.09 at 8:06 am
i hate this website now
12.05.09 at 8:17 am
If this is truly New York then New York really sucks.
12.05.09 at 8:40 am
Yeah you should stay out of NYC
12.05.09 at 9:27 am
i really want to fuck a thick girl with bleach blonde hair that wears PINK sweatpants and UGG boots.
12.05.09 at 11:14 am
before i tell you this,when you try to be cool people will notice but they will think you’re a wannabe.ok first get some cool clothes like at aeropostale,hollister,abercrombie and fitch and pacsun.for shoes converse,dc,etnies,osiris and other brands like that.then for a personality be relaxed and well blend in.and don’t be shy.talk to people and basically make friends!but dont act like ur trying to be cool.also dont push it.
12.05.09 at 1:05 pm
why it getting so mad? lol, my favarate times! peace!
12.05.09 at 1:50 pm
Fads are constantly changing, whatever you are wearing today will be looked back upon as stupid. Granted most of these so called trends are gayer than aids but it could have been worse… look at the fuckin 80s.
12.05.09 at 2:31 pm
Only thing that made me laugh was the spontaneous appearance of the gaudy chestpiece on women. Who started this terrible trend and ruined dozens, possibly even hundreds of titzones?
12.05.09 at 2:50 pm
And if you can’t find yourself in this bunch but nonetheless, live in Bushwick and toke your fucking weed, rock your Barbour, and down your fucking 40oz cause ya’ll just don’t give a fuuuuuuck, to you I say – you da man.
clap clap clap clap clap.
12.05.09 at 5:20 pm
lame.
12.05.09 at 9:40 pm
The problem with this is it’s lazy. They want a real hipster timeline? Let’s go back to 1996 or so when the word was introduced to describe those irritating 50s-retro dudes with bowling shoes who were into swing dancing. “You’re such a hipster, daddy-o!”
12.06.09 at 12:01 am
I now officially have no idea what a hipster is after reading this post. My whole world has been thrown upside down.
ITT: Kids born in the late eighties and early nineties. Anyone who was still in highschool when EMO became a tag has no idea what they’re talking about.
12.06.09 at 12:30 am
Uh, I’m still a 1998 indie rocker. I’M STILL ALIVE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
12.06.09 at 1:35 am
I’ve been dressing like a homeless lumberjack since Clinton’s first term, but that’s because I’m from Alaska. I moved to Brooklyn around 2006, which appears to be the point when the hipsters started dressing like me. Coincidence? I think not.
12.06.09 at 1:42 am
is Sarkis Abuchian preck’s sandy cousin
12.06.09 at 9:38 am
sort of depressing?
12.06.09 at 12:12 pm
Looks like a mayonnaise commercial.
12.06.09 at 2:40 pm
i’m a fan of the twee, myself.
12.06.09 at 4:01 pm
This came from Paste Magazine, which is a terrible publication. It is not surprising that “Evolution of the Hipster” is also terrible.
12.06.09 at 5:08 pm
Buford T. Justice is who’n make all them usic for smokey is a bandit 3. graet rad movie!
12.06.09 at 6:08 pm
hipster = normie
unfortunately this spread is kind of spot on.
it’s like a K-Tel cool style compilation.
what defines a real true hipster today?
hipster has replaced jocks and preps
12.06.09 at 6:19 pm
serious guys THEY GOT US. just give up. they all look so happy so what’s the big deal.
proles can fuck off. the next big look will be aristocratic idi amin that drinks out of fake “for the love of god” chalices, quotes the drug dealers in the wire while laughing incessantly and kickflips over homeless people.
12.06.09 at 7:30 pm
its more like Neanderthal, humans and those hobbit people from south east asia.
12.07.09 at 12:44 am
This website has gotten a lot more popular of late, evidently.
12.07.09 at 2:31 am
Hipster, normie, them, they, us… my head is swimming, acid trip style.
12.07.09 at 8:31 am
Every girl I’ve ever seen with a ROWDY CHEST TATTY is a dumpy as shit fatty.
They should’ve had her put on 30 pounds by the end of the cycle.
12.07.09 at 11:37 am
The chronology is goofed up. Moustaches and wolf shirts have been a thing at least since 2004. Also, the footwear is all wrong.
12.07.09 at 12:03 pm
Same as it ever was…
12.07.09 at 3:28 pm
Hey! A shitty magazine is making the same jokes that my friends and I have been making for years!
PS You are catchin feelings because you look like these two. If it was clothes, hey, shit happens, you can move on. But for you all with the full sleeves…Ha ha fucking ha. Soon everyone will hate you almost as much as your parents do. And if you were the cool River-Phoenix-in-the-Lost-Boys hero of your group who went ahead with the neck tat just kill yourself.
12.07.09 at 8:56 pm
It’s always entertaining to see how stupid people can be.
12.07.09 at 9:36 pm
Oh my shit, do people still even say HIPSTER??? c’MON fUCKS, IT’S 2010 9ALMOST). I mean really, there are wiggers, rednecks (affliction and mma inserted here) and then there’s everyone else. Hipster? Jesus Christ, I’m so tired.
12.07.09 at 10:28 pm
i saw galaxie 500 at cbgb’s tripping on mescaline in 1990. so i am the owner and operator of you all.
12.08.09 at 12:49 am
vintage queen totally looks like susan sarandon.
you gonna let pictures in a magazine tell you what to do?
12.08.09 at 1:15 am
Haha.
My vitriol clouded my referential memory.
Insert Stand By Me for Lost Boys.
12.08.09 at 3:17 pm