Speaking of Bronques, when I saw this picture my eyeballs fell out of my head and rolled along the floor into a thing of dust bunnies that gave me allergies for the rest of the day. This is a failed joke I made.
When I first saw this cartoon I joked to my wife that it was racist but the joke fell flat because it was way too obvious the cartoonist would have done the same thing if it was an elephant or a giraffe or better yet, a pig that had gone nuts and been shot. In fact, the joke was kind of racist in and of itself because it implies someone could be stupid enough to assume the cartoonist was calling Obama a monkey (he didn’t write the stimulus package you fucking idiots).
Even if the Post and the cartoonist WERE that racist, does anyone think they’d have the balls to call him a fucking monkey? What universe do these people live in? Of course, Al Sharpton ran to the fire and started pouring gasoline on it and everyone is tripping over themselves to apologize. Today we learn an apology (why are they apologizing?) is not enough for Al. He wants more for this egregious violation of morality. This is a guy, by the way, who is constantly fucking barely legals. Here’s his latest fling. Her name’s Renee Thompson…
She’s pals with Kenny Hotz’ girlfriend and I think she said she was 21 years old. That’s a 34 year age difference. Oh Al, you dirty old man. You dirty fucking rotter.
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is rev. Al really hitting that? wtf? there truly is no justice in the world. fuck. for real tho, is rev. Al really hitting that chick?
02.25.09 at 10:51 am
Brilliantly stated. I’m salivating at the thought of reading all the outraged comments from the privileged, young, neo-hippy, retard fucks that will inevitably come.
That being said, the Post could have foreseen (and probably did) the public outcry this would stir up. No such thing as bad publicity.
02.25.09 at 10:53 am
this is why it is so difficult to take liberals seriously. they act like overly sensitive hausfraus. i don’t recall mccain’s base freaking out and demanding apologies when rolling stone created a cartoon mocking his days of imprisonment.
02.25.09 at 11:00 am
The far more important question that has arisen but is being willfully ignored…
Have editorial cartoons ever been funny?
02.25.09 at 11:04 am
They still shouldn’t have published it morons.
02.25.09 at 11:15 am
do0ds a monkey…that’s funny.
02.25.09 at 11:23 am
They called Bush “Chimpy” for eight years and nobody minded. Now you can’t even draw a picture of cops shooting a violent ape without Al Sharpton calling you racist.
02.25.09 at 11:24 am
- up on celebrity gossip – FAIL
- grown man reading LNP – FAIL
- getting mad at a hypothetical, faceless mass of people he doesn’t know – FAIL
- veiled defense of racism – FAIL
02.25.09 at 11:30 am
should we also be mad that he’s making a call for breaking up murdoch’s media monopoly in ny? if he can accomplish that, we should all give sharpton our daughters as soon as they turn 17
02.25.09 at 11:36 am
The media does everything it can to foment racial division. As an arm of the corporate govt. structure, its primary purpose is to divide and conquer the working and middle classes by creating an exaggerated sense of racial strife. They know that if we ever stopped hating each other, we’d overthrow their bullshit in a minute. This is a non-story turned into a big deal by conked pawns like Sharpton and the small handful of bitter, fucked up, paranoid people who turn up for his protests. Take your meds, assholes, and no, ripple is not an effective med. Could you imagine what would happen if the media took world-wide anti-war protests featuring millions of people as seriously as they take Sharpton and his routine? Hmmmm…
02.25.09 at 11:50 am
chimps should have written the bill, that’d a been bannanas
02.25.09 at 12:30 pm
WELL ONCE AGAIN GAVIN MACINES HAS EGNENDERRED THE WRATH OF THE ENRAGED NYC LIBS AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW BY THERE COMMENTS ON THIS SIGHT AND ELSE WHRE THAT THEY MUST BE GETTING PAID BY THE OUR FROM TAWWANNA BRAWLEE’S SETTLEMENT BECASUE WERE ELSE WOULD THE MONEY COME FROM LOL??? BUT ANY WAYS I MEAN I HAVE SEEN SO MANY LIBS ON TV PROTESTING AGAINST THIS CARTOON I WAS LIKE, “WHAT DID THE CARTOON COME FROM DENMARK???” BECASUE I MEAN IT IS LIKE WHEN THE MUSLIM’S WHERE PROTESTING AGAINST THE CARTOONS FROM DENMARK.
BUT KUDOS TO GAVIN MACINES FOR TAKING ON AMERIKKKKKA’S NUMBER #1 RACE HUSTLER IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS BECASUE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SHARPTON AND HIS JACK BOOT THUG’S WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR STEP AND MAY BE EVEN THIS SIGHT COULD BE SHUTDOWN.F MY BEST FREIND’S ARE BLACK
02.25.09 at 12:31 pm
whats the name of kennys bitch? no, please! i’d really like to women for the rest of the day (the link only goes to the website)
02.25.09 at 1:12 pm
[take 2] whats the name of kennys bitch? no, please! i’d really like to hate women for the rest of the day (the link only goes to the website)
02.25.09 at 1:14 pm
I have a funny feeling the majority of the people who are mad about this don’t even know the cops shot a monkey.
02.25.09 at 1:34 pm
Oh! thats right, the ape that went nutz and attacked someone. But, wait, its still not THAT funny
02.25.09 at 1:37 pm
Yeah, that’s why the title says “shitty joke”
02.25.09 at 2:21 pm
she looks like Tupac with tits.
02.25.09 at 2:24 pm
@ vane$$a
blabla blech!
what are you regurgitating shit for, because you like the taste!
02.25.09 at 3:44 pm
I don’t know. Good question. I believe I’ve lost the passion.
02.25.09 at 5:32 pm
@ srsly
If Vane$$a is regurgitating shit, you’re just calling attention to it by lapping it up off the floor and regurgitating it into your own brand of shit, but also effectively giving Vane$$a’s initial regurgitation more attention than clearly feel it deserves.
Of course, I’m only adding to the shit regurgitation process, except I’m doing it conscientiously, in order to call attention to your half-assed metaphors.
02.25.09 at 6:21 pm
It’s actually “what a fucking rotter,” or alternatively “you dirty bastard,” or “you dirty fucker.” Get your quotes straight, Bill Grundy.
02.25.09 at 6:24 pm
@ brainiwak
Grown men still get boners. The ones who don’t will either:
A. Take Viagra.
B. Take up gardening.
But most grown men with perfectly natural, healthy boners tend to relieve themselves with hardcore pornography; and of course they’re secretive about it to an Orwellian degree. You see, most grown men believe that the internet serves two functions: checking your email and looking at hardcore porn. If more of them knew about the widely available, less misogynistic alternatives, such as LNP (or even suicide girls) you could bet that those sites would increase their viewership one hundred fold overnight. But sadly, the draconian practice of Neo-Victorianism via Political Correctness, in our society, only serves to bolster the debauched filth that it seeks to curtail, and does so at the expense of debauchery done right; erotica with a sense of aesthetic integrity. Point being, by criticizing a grown man (or anyone really) for following LNP, when there’s shit a hundred times worse, and a hundred times more widely viewed, you’re not helping.
02.25.09 at 6:55 pm
s0 cutting edge y’all
02.25.09 at 9:49 pm
al’s the shit. he’s hella old and pimpin hot babes. fuxxx yah. live the dream playa!
02.25.09 at 9:55 pm
she’s 23
“A fashion model, the 23-year-old can’t afford to gain a pound. She’s no time to waste sightseeing. And she’d sooner grow her toenails long than dare strut near a catwalk with bags under her eyes, drool on her cheek or – gasp – the wrong shade of lipstick. ”
still wrong, though
02.26.09 at 2:30 am
# Michael Says:
02.25.09 at 11:15 am
“They still shouldn’t have published it morons.”
Why? Because people are fucking dummies?
02.26.09 at 2:44 am
I feel alone and nobody got my shitty joke, going to listen to Radiohead now. Thanks Gavin.
02.26.09 at 11:50 am
I thought the cartoon was funny because it had BALLS
05.26.09 at 5:53 pm