STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » PICK YOUR BIKE SEAT COLOR CAREFULLY

What color should you choose though? Black just makes it look frostbitten. Polka dots look like herpes. Pink makes it look like you were beating off all day. Orange makes it look burnt. Yellow makes it look Asian. Blue makes it look like your balls got too horny and green makes it look jealous.

Hat tip: Creep Street via The Bishop

-DONNA DELIVA

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12 Comments

Captain O'Toole Says:

I’m a fan o’ Tan

02.23.10 at 11:00 am
Zippy Says:

And that color makes it appear that Ms. Chang has a wang!

02.23.10 at 12:17 pm
KFC man Says:

Zippy is genius!!!

02.23.10 at 12:24 pm
JuCIFER Says:

Those Thai LadyBoys always get you.
Oh she’s cute, scroll down and…. SPAGETT! Got ya!!!

02.23.10 at 12:24 pm
no.thanks. Says:

holy shit this image was awesome when it first hit the web four months ago.

02.23.10 at 12:25 pm
Smelly Says:

Id tap dat even with the pener.

02.23.10 at 12:50 pm
kure kure takora Says:

Creepstreet sucks.

This post sucks.

Booooooooooo.

02.23.10 at 1:05 pm
amber Says:

zippy and kfc man are retards.

02.23.10 at 1:54 pm
Clayton. Says:

This can’t suck because it only took up .5 seconds of my life. That’s what the internet is FOR.

02.23.10 at 2:00 pm
east bay Says:

that’s a great fence

02.23.10 at 2:24 pm
Ya Blew It! Says:

aspaget!

02.23.10 at 11:08 pm
barney Says:

you know whats worse than the fact that this hit the internet 4 months ago? Pointing out that it hit the internet four months ago. You sound like a music nerd hating on people for just discovering the newest Dirty Projectors album or something except a billion times more pathetic. Bravo sir.

02.24.10 at 1:25 am

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.