I know. I know. You’re pissed. You think the kids today don’t know how to party. Relax, guy. They’re pissed. Like “pissed.” Erik Foss bribed the security guards to let him keep the bars open all night so people just drank and drank until they fell down. It was raining all weekend and the whole thing was indoors so nobody knew what time it was. They just partied until their body said it was tomorrow and then collapsed.

Keep in mind each of these people were a quick elevator ride from their hotel room.

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16 Comments
  1. Vane$$a Says:

    you have a typo up their in you’re article


  2. Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

    Those are good. Do you have any pictures of people picking their noses?


  3. Rumble stiltskins Says:

    lame. fake. lame and fake.


  4. Joseph Says:

    I was there and there were people sleeping everywhere I looked. Some of them were wasted but a lot of them were just really boring people.


  5. Norman Mailer Says:

    when will people realize that houndstooth blown up to wall paper-size is just Zelda Mountains?


  6. Frank DeFalco Says:

    I hope this isn’t an indication of what the music was like…


  7. kuntz Says:

    holy shit! the bongo player from t.rex hasn’t aged a bit since 1972!


  8. fredMS Says:

    do u guys need topic ideas…?

    finger in the asshole? is it all that?


  9. a4awesome Says:

    No one had a sharpie handy?


  10. skull front Says:

    hipsters become aware of the waste they are and drop from the boredom of their own reality.


  11. horsewife Says:

    what is a hipster?? it seems like every college student falls into this category.


  12. Johnny Cum Greatly Says:

    @ skull front

    you win


  13. Relevant To Your Interests #021 « Gunshy Says:

    [...] Every blog in the world (except this one) sent folks to All Tomorrow’s Parties NY last weekend, and most of them posted photos and/or videos. RollingStone.com (here, here, and here), The Tripwire (here), and Street Carnage (here and here). [...]


  14. quadruple x Says:

    Uh yeah no. I was at ATP NY the last two years and about 1 out of every 10th sleeping couch person you saw was actually too wasted to move. The other 9 just decided that SLEEP was preferable to seeing a band they overpaid to see.


  15. Loozer Boozer Says:

    I think it’s really funny when people comment things like “fake” about pics like this. Do they think these guys walk around saying “Hey, will you pretend to be sleeping so we can take a picture for our website?” Really, how much thought do you think goes into this website? Btw, this comment was ’shopped.


  16. imyar Says:

    fahahahhaa


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