Why does all the truly weird shit go down in Asia?
Pigs are cute and monkeys are cute, so I really wanted this thing to be cute. But he’s gross and he foams at the mouth. He kinda looks like those squeeze-y, stress reliever dolls. Also, his two front legs are shorter than the back ones, so he walks all retarded.
Ugh, sick. Supposedly this was caused by “environmental exposure to certain chemicals.”
OK, I changed my mind about him. I kinda like him now and how pathetic he is. He makes a good sad face.
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he looks like Sully from Monster’s Inc.!
07.30.08 at 11:33 am
Here’s another way to make one’s dick smaller. It worked for me, anyway. F-ing gross.
07.30.08 at 11:33 am
Little late to the punch here:
http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2008/07/china—what-th.html
07.30.08 at 11:45 am
yeah, but only fags read viceland
07.30.08 at 12:08 pm
oh sick, poor little dude.
07.30.08 at 12:49 pm
‘they’ always get the weird stuff just because most people and living organisms on Earth live in Asia…statistics and shit..places like Europe and north America are outskirts..the only chance to give birth to a monster in the western world is to have sex with your family members…which happens still relatively a lot…but just not between different species…pardon me for foolish writing, i am a daughter of euro-asia.
07.30.08 at 12:51 pm
id fuck it
07.30.08 at 12:54 pm
I want a retarded pig too!
07.30.08 at 1:14 pm
this was excellently written. It’s all I need for today
07.30.08 at 2:34 pm
that poor little pig fellow’s only thought, over and over until it finally falls asleep at night, is that it never, ever should have been born. If it can think.
hideous.
07.30.08 at 2:44 pm
heart of a dog – mikhail bulgakov
07.30.08 at 2:46 pm
dem some dark chinamen
07.30.08 at 3:31 pm
yeah, I’m pretty sure those two fuckers at the bottom are mexican.
07.30.08 at 3:39 pm
That last picture reminds me of Bubbles from TPB
07.30.08 at 8:02 pm
Fuck me. Put that thing out of it’s misery. I doesn’t even have eyelids
07.30.08 at 8:04 pm
this is like the 20th time I’ve looked at this article and laughed today
07.30.08 at 9:23 pm
aww
its hilarious and saddening at the same time.
07.30.08 at 10:39 pm
They are indonesian, they have weird shit going on down there.
07.31.08 at 2:58 am
It looks like Bubbles inseminated a pig.
07.31.08 at 6:12 am
dude pigs arent cute
07.31.08 at 6:55 am
this is an obvious fake, you all are FOOLS
07.31.08 at 10:52 am