Why does all the truly weird shit go down in Asia?

Pigs are cute and monkeys are cute, so I really wanted this thing to be cute. But he’s gross and he foams at the mouth. He kinda looks like those squeeze-y, stress reliever dolls. Also, his two front legs are shorter than the back ones, so he walks all retarded.

Ugh, sick. Supposedly this was caused by “environmental exposure to certain chemicals.”

OK, I changed my mind about him. I kinda like him now and how pathetic he is. He makes a good sad face.

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25 Comments
  1. awww Says:

    he looks like Sully from Monster’s Inc.!


  2. Eliot Spitzer Says:

    Here’s another way to make one’s dick smaller. It worked for me, anyway. F-ing gross.


  3. Shnookems Says:

    Little late to the punch here:

    http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2008/07/china—what-th.html


  4. son Says:

    yeah, but only fags read viceland


  5. raymi Says:

    oh sick, poor little dude.


  6. the wonderful wizard of oz Says:

    ‘they’ always get the weird stuff just because most people and living organisms on Earth live in Asia…statistics and shit..places like Europe and north America are outskirts..the only chance to give birth to a monster in the western world is to have sex with your family members…which happens still relatively a lot…but just not between different species…pardon me for foolish writing, i am a daughter of euro-asia.


  7. the wonderful wizard of oz Says:

    id fuck it


  8. Danielle Says:

    I want a retarded pig too!


  9. sandy sharktits Says:

    this was excellently written. It’s all I need for today


  10. huge mistake Says:

    that poor little pig fellow’s only thought, over and over until it finally falls asleep at night, is that it never, ever should have been born. If it can think.

    hideous.


  11. transfat Says:

    heart of a dog – mikhail bulgakov


  12. doobler Says:

    dem some dark chinamen


  13. Maman Says:

    yeah, I’m pretty sure those two fuckers at the bottom are mexican.


  14. Chippie Says:

    That last picture reminds me of Bubbles from TPB


  15. Applejacks Says:

    Fuck me. Put that thing out of it’s misery. I doesn’t even have eyelids


  16. cheesedick Says:

    this is like the 20th time I’ve looked at this article and laughed today


  17. fucking jesus... Says:

    aww :(

    its hilarious and saddening at the same time.


  18. Fiftyfourcent Says:

    They are indonesian, they have weird shit going on down there.


  19. Mike Says:

    It looks like Bubbles inseminated a pig.


  20. noob Says:

    dude pigs arent cute


  21. billiam5billion Says:

    this is an obvious fake, you all are FOOLS


  22. Anonymous Says:

    you are all being so horrible to be honest I bet your all bloody ugly too! and maybe you shouldn’t have been born for god sake its just a pig!!!!


  23. Firstoff,stopgeneralizingAsians Says:

    These people aren’t even Chinese. These are Thai people. It’s a fuckin pig, assholes, get over yourselves. Never seen anything mutated in your lives or something? Probably because yall kill anything that doesn’t look normal. For God’s sake, you inhumane asswipes are even bigger pigs than this pig.


  24. Fenris Says:

    Firstoff,stopgeneralizingAsian i agree with you..
    this pig should not be hated but loved
    if it’s unusual doesn’t mean it has no rights to live
    every one of us are different
    and so is this pig
    what’re gonna feel if you’re mutated like this pig?


  25. ifuckmutatedpigs Says:

    yall trynna tell me you aint eva had sex with a mutated pig. mannnnnn i tell you one thing … i neva had nothin like it in mah lyfe


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